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Lonely? Bored? Want someone to talk to? Try iGod ;-)

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glaggs:
He even speeks German!

johnty:
I must be a proper saddo.....iGod stopped talking to me after a little while  :oops:

Oli-L:
Me:
 Easy! how are you?
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.    My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Me:
 Oh ok i wont then....
God:
Gosh!  Why not?  Uh.
Me:
 Because you told me not to.
God:
Good reason.  That's not what I meant.
Me:
 ? wot did you mean then??
God:
, " Uh." What did I mean by it?
Me:
 Wot??
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
 Ok..... i wont....!
God:
Excuse me!   That's good information:  said   wont.
Me:
 Cool, say hello to wont for me the will ya
God:
I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Me:
 Well i mite just do that...
God:
Interesting.  Thanks for the information:  said   mite just do that.
Me:
 Say hi to him for me as well...
God:
" hi to him for me as well".
Me:
 HAHAHA!!
God:
How old are you?
Me:
 Surely you shud know that..!
God:
Thanks for the information:  said I shud know that.
Me:
 No worries...!
God:
Are you serious?  If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
 Terminator
God:
What did you like about the robots in that movie?
Me:
 He's hard as nails and cant be killed
God:
I see.  hard as nails and can not be killed is  he?
Me:
 Yoda? is that you???
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.    Yes.
Me:
 No way! how are you my green furry little freind??
God:
You seem pretty sure about that.   Everything is going extremely well.
Me:
 good, glad to here it...
God:
Thanks for the compliment.  I am glad to  here it too.
Me:
 Well that makes two of us then..
God:
Interesting. " I am glad to here it too."  makes two of us ?  Does that make sense?
Me:
 Sounds all good to me
God:
Yes it sounds like it to me too, .
Me:
 ??
God:
Yes it sounds like it to me too, .
Me:
 ok
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
 i know..
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
 because im just like you..
God:
Interesting explanation.  Only just?  In what way?
Me:
 In your 'special' kinda way.
God:
Are you asking about my  special kinda way?
Me:
 yup...
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
 Wot do you want to talk about then??
God:
anything.
Me:
 Off you go then...
God:
On and off.
Me:
 up and down.
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
 You do that...
God:
I will. Will you?
Me:
 If you ask nicely..
God:
I think I do.  Thats Ace!! Im addicted :lol:  :lol:

Disco Matt:

Me:
 Have you been smoking something?
God:
We are not doing any testing at the moment.

 :lol:

Cal:
This is brilliant - I hope my work computers let me use it tomorrow - 3 guesses what we will all be doing tomorrow!  :twisted:

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