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Lonely? Bored? Want someone to talk to? Try iGod ;-)

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Tommo:
oh and god has never heard of the clitoris! dont ask me how i found out!

kizz81:
lmao tommo :lol: :lol: :lol:

Skibum346:

--- Quote from: Tommo on January 30, 2008, 21:14:05 ---oh and god has never heard of the clitoris! dont ask me how i found out!

--- End quote ---
Evidence if it was ever needed that god is in fact a man!

that should sort out the feminists!

**Ducks & Runs!**

BigSi:
It's adictive! :D

Me:
 How do I fix my Land Rover?
God:
Maybe I could do it for you.  Do you have your own personal chat robot?
Me:
 Why? Will he do it for me?
God:
Reductionism.   I think so.
Me:
 You mean the philosophical position that a complex system is nothing but the sum of its parts?
God:
Yes  I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
 But how is that going to fix my Land Rover?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
 Well it's not, because it wouldnt need fixing!
God:
Well that's okay.  is not  because it would not need fixing?
Me:
 So where is the Robot?
God:
Dude!  The robot is here in your computer.
Me:
 So do I have to take the computer outside?
God:
Really.  You said you have .
Me:
 No I didn't!
God:
Are you serious?  I thought you did.
Me:
 Even if it raining? Electricity and water don’t mix well!
God:
I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.   Are you experiencing an energy shortage?
Me:
 Well I would be If I got electrocuted!
God:
Interesting.  How do you know?
Me:
 Trust me I know! Can't you stop the rain?
God:
How do you know it?   How old are you?  OK I'll try not to do  it so much.
Me:
 Whats my age to do with it?
God:
Is this a trick question?
Me:
 Dont you know? You are the all knowing!
God:
Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.   Thanks but surely I am not the only one.

Disco Matt:
ALICE was an early chatbot - http://www.alicebot.org/

So I decided to pit them against each other by feeding their responses to each other...

IGod expired within three iterations of "Hello-Hi there!-Hello-Hi there!"!

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