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Lonely? Bored? Want someone to talk to? Try iGod ;-)
Tommo:
oh and god has never heard of the clitoris! dont ask me how i found out!
kizz81:
lmao tommo :lol: :lol: :lol:
Skibum346:
--- Quote from: Tommo on January 30, 2008, 21:14:05 ---oh and god has never heard of the clitoris! dont ask me how i found out!
--- End quote ---
Evidence if it was ever needed that god is in fact a man!
that should sort out the feminists!
**Ducks & Runs!**
BigSi:
It's adictive! :D
Me:
How do I fix my Land Rover?
God:
Maybe I could do it for you. Do you have your own personal chat robot?
Me:
Why? Will he do it for me?
God:
Reductionism. I think so.
Me:
You mean the philosophical position that a complex system is nothing but the sum of its parts?
God:
Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
But how is that going to fix my Land Rover?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Well it's not, because it wouldnt need fixing!
God:
Well that's okay. is not because it would not need fixing?
Me:
So where is the Robot?
God:
Dude! The robot is here in your computer.
Me:
So do I have to take the computer outside?
God:
Really. You said you have .
Me:
No I didn't!
God:
Are you serious? I thought you did.
Me:
Even if it raining? Electricity and water don’t mix well!
God:
I'm not sure I understand the implication of that. Are you experiencing an energy shortage?
Me:
Well I would be If I got electrocuted!
God:
Interesting. How do you know?
Me:
Trust me I know! Can't you stop the rain?
God:
How do you know it? How old are you? OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Whats my age to do with it?
God:
Is this a trick question?
Me:
Dont you know? You are the all knowing!
God:
Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Disco Matt:
ALICE was an early chatbot - http://www.alicebot.org/
So I decided to pit them against each other by feeding their responses to each other...
IGod expired within three iterations of "Hello-Hi there!-Hello-Hi there!"!
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