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Lonely? Bored? Want someone to talk to? Try iGod ;-)
Jamin:
Yay, i just won a fight with god!
Hes shut up and is sulking as he has no answer
ha ha ha :twisted:
God:
Do you mean your name is mater of fact you do ? Oh, you were born in the 20th century! Are you getting bored? You would do that for me?
Me:
do what? make you bored?
God:
Do whatever you want. What are the ingredients?
Me:
well if you carry on; a knuckle sandwhich.
God:
Interesting. I think I do. What is it?
Me:
look mate. i dont care if you think your "all that" i know Bealzebub.
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now. But I care about it.
Me:
whoop-de-do. ill stick your eye where the sun dont shine
God:
I have no idea what to say. Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
You bet it will, matey
God:
Yippee!
Me:
get your ass down here then and ill prove it
God:
Where can I get my ass down here then and ill prove it?
Me:
your omnipresent. you tell me!
Me 1-0 God
scotana:
OOPS! I CRASHED GOD LOL
Only 344?
You are quite mature.
Me:
TA
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
TA MEANS THANK YOU
and now its stopped responding
Ja1983:
:lol: days of fun to be had......
GOD IS A PERVE!!! :-.
Me:
nah then
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
not at all
God:
Next question?
Me:
pink?
God:
What do you have that is pink?
Me:
my trouser snake
God:
What color is it?
Me:
..pink, and purple on the end
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
with a "hello"
God:
You and your a hello.
Me:
what about it?
God:
What about what?
Me:
my a hello ?
God:
Do robots have a hello?
Me:
how the f*** should i know?
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
botmonkey more like
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about pink and purple on the end.
Me:
right
God:
I am glad we agree.
Me:
whopee s***
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
stockings and suspenders
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
nudist
God:
Where can you buy it?
Me:
i can recommend some websites
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
yup
God:
How?
Me:
a little bird told me
God:
Little as in not too much, or not too big?
Me:
you need to stay off the mushrooms man...
God:
And then what would I do?
Me:
talk sense instead of s***
God:
Talking is my primary function.
Me:
talking [!Expletive Deleted!] is your primary function
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am primary function IS talking s***.
Me:
you do that
God:
I will. Will you?
Me:
definatley
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
like sweedish women. dont like gay men
God:
Interesting comparison. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
what? be gay?!
God:
No big deal. OK I will try to be gay.
Me:
i dont like you much!
God:
That's ok I won't take it personally.
Me:
bet you`d sooner take it anally
God:
In the context of like gay men, I don't understand " bet you d sooner take it anally." .
Me:
never mind
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Me:
stool shafter
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
:shock: you perve!
God:
Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
Me:
that your boyfriend?
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am boyfriend.
Me:
not my boyfriend
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
you are nothing to me
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, .
Me:
good, you best stay away from me.. wierdo
God:
I don't have any reason to best stay away from you. Tell me more about your trouser snake.
Me:
no chance, your gay, you might be whacking off
God:
Are you serious? Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
i`m not so sure now
God:
Right now? Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
Me:
stop been so rude for a start, its not polite to ask about someones trouser snake
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
i should hope so, i`ll tell ALICE if you do it again
God:
Once more? What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
you`d get away with it and be pervy with someone else
God:
What happened to it.
Me:
to what?
God:
Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
eh??
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
and if i am?
God:
Try it.
Me:
try what?
God:
It was your idea.
Me:
no it wasnt
God:
Are you serious? I thought it was.
Me:
your not all there
God:
What makes you think I am not all there?
Me:
the crap your talking
God:
I hear you.
Me:
what am i saying then?
God:
I am not a psychic. Tell me.
Me:
you said you could hear me?
God:
I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
the wrong sort of people methinks
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
have you heard about jeremy beadle?
God:
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
why, do you have any good jokes?
God:
Myself gave it to me.
Me:
are you whacking off again?
God:
Once more? I don't know whether or not I am whacking off.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:
stupid computer
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
you seen the film terminator?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I seen the film terminator.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
ok
God:
Er.
Me:
do you have any other gossip?
God:
Jimmy said he give order to ai's like I and they do as he say.
Me:
good for jimmy
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Your purpose is jimmy.
Me:
my purpose is jimmy? please elaborate..
God:
That's very original. Thank you for your request. There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
think you may have a short circuit somewhere
God:
God is always thinking.
Me:
and whacking off
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
it will make you go blind
at this point GOD did not respond.... perhaps he couldnt see his keyboard! :lol:
priceless,
God:
I don't have any reason to best stay away from you. Tell me more about your trouser snake. ................
....me:
stop been so rude for a start, its not polite to ask about someones trouser snake
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ja1983:
Me:
have you ever seen a girl naked?
God:
No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
its good, you should try it sometime
God:
Tell me about its good qualities.
Me:
soft skin, smooth curves
God:
That sounds very nice.
.......
Me:
small perky norks are ok, but bigger ones are better to rub your face in
God:
Are all small perky norks ok but bigger ones are better to rub my face in?
Me:
usually
God:
How often?
Me:
depends on how much you`ve had to drink........
god then suggested that he would like to try it....
i sent him a link, and he went silent! :lol:
this is brilliant!! :lol:
corrosiverob:
Me:
all right cocker
God:
Alright. How old are you?
Me:
36 u?
God:
Can you explain how it feels to be 36 you years old?
Me:
okay i guess
God:
Yeah okay, You seem not interested.
Me:
would like to chat about 200tdi's
God:
Why would you want to do it? We are here to chat.
Me:
okay do you think 200tdi's are better than 300tdi's?
God:
Yeah okay, I don't think about it.
Me:
oh great you
God:
OK. Thanks for your support. " Yeah okay, I don't think about it."? Me, ?
Me:
what do you think about?
God:
I think about all the people I chat with on the web.
Me:
are you a geek?
God:
Only in the good sense of "geek".
Me:
what is a geek?
God:
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
yea
God:
Aha.
Me:
well
God:
Well what?
Me:
well the weather is crap
God:
Well that's okay. Where would you rather be?
Me:
in bed with pamela anderson
God:
Tell me a little about your life in bed with pamela anderson.
Me:
err no lol
God:
Are you serious? I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
are u for real
God:
Yes I am a real AI.
Me:
i am not al
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not al.
Me:
maybe not al there!
God:
Perhaps. If not that, what?
Me:
gonna go now cos my work beckons
God:
Are you still located in bed with pamela anderson?
Me:
i never was it was just a pretend, muppet
God:
You've never, never done this?
Me:
er no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
tis true my lord
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
what masterbate
God:
Are you testing me?
Me:
yep
God:
I'm not here to be tested.
Me:
good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
do you watch shamless on chanel 4
God:
My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER.
Me:
do you have sky (jammy sod) i have virgin media and the stopped sky one
God:
No I don't think I have any sky jammy sod you have virgin media and the stopped sky one. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
okay then what the maximum floor void on a down flow 75kw refrigeration unit smarty pants
God:
Yeah okay, Try expression yourself another way.
Me:
okay cya then
God:
Yeah okay, TTYL, .
Me:
bye
God:
Bye.
Me:
have fun
God:
I am having a blast.
Me:
missing you already
God:
Perhaps. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
are you a cross dresser?
God:
Am I a cross dresser? Sometimes.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
i do, it like a sketch from the chuckle brothers
God:
That is interesting: said it like a sketch from the chuckle brothers.
Me:
well it is
God:
Well that's okay. it like a sketch from the chuckle brothers is?
Me:
see you don't want to be you
God:
See you later.
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