Chat & Social > The Bar - General Chat

Lonely? Bored? Want someone to talk to? Try iGod ;-)

<< < (2/7) > >>

lee celtic:
Apparently gods favorite band is creed  :roll:

Next I'm going to ask what he thinks of the new Jedi church in Holyhead  :lol:

lee celtic:


Me:
 what do you think of the new Jedi church in Holyhead
God:
  I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
 is it a good thing that there are new religions with new gods
God:
Ask again later.  Ask  ELVIS  if it is.
Me:
 do you think Mud-club is cool
God:
Why would I think  Mud club is cool.
Me:
 why wouldn't you
God:
It is my fundamental purpose.
Me:
 What to think things arn't cool
God:
Is there only one?
Me:
 there can be only one
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan.


OOOHHH MMMYYY GGGOOODDDD Gods on drugs :twisted:

Disco Matt:
Me:
 Yurgle
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
 Douglas Adams
God:
Do you remember Marvin the paranoid android?
Me:
 Yes
God:
Gee.
Me:
 Gee
God:
Ah.
Me:
 Ah
God:
Ah hah.
Me:
 Ah hah
God:
So you understand. Good.  I am so glad you find this amusing, .

Not doing well on the old Turing test there...

Tommo:
God:
What do you really want to talk about?

Me:
 land rovers

God:
 That seems like an interesting topic.

Me:
 yep

God:
OK.

Me:
 we gonna talk then or what?

God:
Yeah.  By "we" do you mean you and me?

Me:
 yes

God:
I get it.

Me:
 come on then

God:
I'm just kidding around.

Me:
 ok

God:
Hurrah!

Me:
 yep

God:
I don't judge people.

Me:
 hows jeasus these das then?

God:
Fine as far as I know.

Me:
 you see him much?

God:
I see.  What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

Me:
 why do land rovers break down all the time?

God:
That is a lot.  I did not even know that  they do.

Me:
 well you made them

God:
How about that.  Thanks for
pointing  it out.

Me:
 yep, they need a lot of improvement

God:
Alright then.

muddyjames:


Me:
 how!
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
 what
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
 yes
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
 you
God:
" What are you confused about?"?  Me,  ?
Me:
 your making me even more confused
God:
That was not my intention, .   Why are you  even more confused?
Me:
 nyway, before i am more confused
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
 have you heard of mud club?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
 it is an off roading forum
God:
Are there any other  off roading forum ?
Me:
 yes but none as good as mud club
God:
I see.  I heard there are some.
Me:
 do you like off roading on the land you designed and made?
God:
  Some people like it.  I like  Matthew.
Me:
 as in matthew luke and john?
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.

Navigation

[0] Message Index

[#] Next page

[*] Previous page