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Weird Karma....
littlepow:
I thought you weren't allowed to call them RTA, as this meant no-one was responsible for the incident (taken from Hot Fuzz).
TDi90:
yeh thats what i thought!
omg, i LOVE that movie haha 8)
Lord Shagg-Pyle:
Hampshire officially call them Road traffic collisions (RTC), I call them prangs, which upsets the control room when I slip into my alter ego, namely that of a WW2 fighter pilot and call up and say "Roger Control, Oscar Delta 52, on scene. I say, ding dong, wizard prang, best we call the bone wagon and water fairies, what?"
They call me insensitive and tell me off for not being in touch with the feelings and needs of the victims. No fun some people!
Spooky things, deers!
me and a mate were on night patrol in Norfolk, and we called to a report of a deer being hit by a car on the main Cromer road out of Norwich.
So off we went, and on arrival, had a good scout about, no sign of the any deer.
Off we go, and have to turn round to head back due to a call for a burglary in progress.
Blues and twos down the A140, and we pass the spot where the deer was supposed to have been and my oppo says "thats where that deer was supposed to have been" at which point..................
A big deer jumps out in front of us, no option, 85mph, big bang, Mondeo front explodes and my arse eats the seat cover!
The call to the control room was interesting.
"Er, CM3 to control, we've just hit the deer that wasn't there"
"Control to CM3, you are joking?"
"Er, no.................do you like venison?"
Boggert:
--- Quote from: "Lord Shagg-Pyle" ---Hampshire officially call them Road traffic collisions (RTC), I call them prangs, which upsets the control room when I slip into my alter ego, namely that of a WW2 fighter pilot and call up and say "Roger Control, Oscar Delta 52, on scene. I say, ding dong, wizard prang, best we call the bone wagon and water fairies, what?"
They call me insensitive and tell me off for not being in touch with the feelings and needs of the victims. No fun some people!
Spooky things, deers!
me and a mate were on night patrol in Norfolk, and we called to a report of a deer being hit by a car on the main Cromer road out of Norwich.
So off we went, and on arrival, had a good scout about, no sign of the any deer.
Off we go, and have to turn round to head back due to a call for a burglary in progress.
Blues and twos down the A140, and we pass the spot where the deer was supposed to have been and my oppo says "thats where that deer was supposed to have been" at which point..................
A big deer jumps out in front of us, no option, 85mph, big bang, Mondeo front explodes and my arse eats the seat cover!
The call to the control room was interesting.
"Er, CM3 to control, we've just hit the deer that wasn't there"
"Control to CM3, you are joking?"
"Er, no.................do you like venison?"
--- End quote ---
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you mentioned a POLAC! :shock: Right... foot patrol all night tomrrow, I just cannot risk it my record is clean.
Lord Shagg-Pyle:
--- Quote from: "Boggert" ---
--- Quote from: "Lord Shagg-Pyle" ---Hampshire officially call them Road traffic collisions (RTC), I call them prangs, which upsets the control room when I slip into my alter ego, namely that of a WW2 fighter pilot and call up and say "Roger Control, Oscar Delta 52, on scene. I say, ding dong, wizard prang, best we call the bone wagon and water fairies, what?"
They call me insensitive and tell me off for not being in touch with the feelings and needs of the victims. No fun some people!
Spooky things, deers!
me and a mate were on night patrol in Norfolk, and we called to a report of a deer being hit by a car on the main Cromer road out of Norwich.
So off we went, and on arrival, had a good scout about, no sign of the any deer.
Off we go, and have to turn round to head back due to a call for a burglary in progress.
Blues and twos down the A140, and we pass the spot where the deer was supposed to have been and my oppo says "thats where that deer was supposed to have been" at which point..................
A big deer jumps out in front of us, no option, 85mph, big bang, Mondeo front explodes and my arse eats the seat cover!
The call to the control room was interesting.
"Er, CM3 to control, we've just hit the deer that wasn't there"
"Control to CM3, you are joking?"
"Er, no.................do you like venison?"
--- End quote ---
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you mentioned a POLAC! :shock: Right... foot patrol all night tomrrow, I just cannot risk it my record is clean.
--- End quote ---
In Hampshar, they are called PVI's, Police Vehicle Incidents! I mean, come on, call it what it is! Wretched PC Brigade! Damn you all to hell!
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