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Drift:
You must write on the CHALK board 50 times,

" I must be more PC, Constable "


 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

littlepow:

--- Quote from: "Lord Shagg-Pyle" ---Hampshire officially call them Road traffic collisions (RTC), I call them prangs, which upsets the control room when I slip into my alter ego, namely that of a WW2 fighter pilot and call up and say "Roger Control, Oscar Delta 52, on scene. I say, ding dong, wizard prang, best we call the bone wagon and water fairies, what?"
--- End quote ---


Hope you use a proper comedy style accent too!

Glad were not the onely ones with a darker than black humour!

666:

--- Quote from: "Lord Shagg-Pyle" ---"Roger Control, Oscar Delta 52, on scene. I say, ding dong, wizard prang, best we call the bone wagon and water fairies, what?"
--- End quote ---


Sounds ok to me :?  :lol:  :lol:

Driving up near Epping forest (from Waltham Abbey) and the wife says to me "A stag jumped out and ran accross the road in front of me here last week" & as i hit the brakes i replied "What, like this one!" as a huge stag bounded accross the road! Was a very impresive animal,  i was however relieved to have seen it in time as we were in the wifes Zafira and im not sure we would have come of any better than the stag had we hit it!

Cheers

Mark

Boggert:
I have hit 2 in my own car... no the job car, one totalled a 1985 MG metro. That was almost 20 years ago when I was 17 and the other was a baby deer and it bent my bonnet and smashed a light.

I’m still a little freaked, bloody glad I didn’t hit it.


For some reason my mates geve me the nick name "Deer Stalker" for a bit! :shock:  :lol:

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