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Lord Shagg-Pyle:
--- Quote from: "biodiesel-queen" ---Lucky Lady! It probably has something to do with the hand positioning, you know, so she doesn't fall of your knee! :wink:
However, I'm sure her Ladyship wouldn't be very impressed to hear you're comparing her to a stuffed and plastic doll with a deranged grin and scarey eyes. You'll be getting a good thrashing with the birch. :smack:
--- End quote ---
I don't use my hands. :wink: Mind you, she did get the star roll in that wonderful love story, 'Bride of Chucky'
Biodiesel-Bev:
--- Quote from: "Lord Shagg-Pyle" ---
--- Quote from: "biodiesel-queen" ---Lucky Lady! It probably has something to do with the hand positioning, you know, so she doesn't fall of your knee! :wink:
However, I'm sure her Ladyship wouldn't be very impressed to hear you're comparing her to a stuffed and plastic doll with a deranged grin and scarey eyes. You'll be getting a good thrashing with the birch. :smack:
--- End quote ---
I don't use my hands. :wink: Mind you, she did get the star roll in that wonderful love story, 'Bride of Chucky'
--- End quote ---
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Never a dull moment in your house, particularly at midnight on a dark and stormy night. :(vamp): :(bloodshot):
Lord Shagg-Pyle:
--- Quote from: "biodiesel-queen" ---
--- Quote from: "Lord Shagg-Pyle" ---
--- Quote from: "biodiesel-queen" ---Lucky Lady! It probably has something to do with the hand positioning, you know, so she doesn't fall of your knee! :wink:
However, I'm sure her Ladyship wouldn't be very impressed to hear you're comparing her to a stuffed and plastic doll with a deranged grin and scarey eyes. You'll be getting a good thrashing with the birch. :smack:
--- End quote ---
I don't use my hands. :wink: Mind you, she did get the star roll in that wonderful love story, 'Bride of Chucky'
--- End quote ---
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Never a dull moment in your house, particularly at midnight on a dark and stormy night. :(vamp): :(bloodshot):
--- End quote ---
Very true but I just wish Mother in Law would keep quiet. I don't know what else to do. I've soundproofed the cupboard under the stairs, I feed her a bucket of fish heads each week, but she still moans! Such is life.
Back to the garage for me. I have things to create.
Biodiesel-Bev:
--- Quote from: "Lord Shagg-Pyle" ---
--- Quote from: "biodiesel-queen" ---
--- Quote from: "Lord Shagg-Pyle" ---
--- Quote from: "biodiesel-queen" ---Lucky Lady! It probably has something to do with the hand positioning, you know, so she doesn't fall of your knee! :wink:
However, I'm sure her Ladyship wouldn't be very impressed to hear you're comparing her to a stuffed and plastic doll with a deranged grin and scarey eyes. You'll be getting a good thrashing with the birch. :smack:
--- End quote ---
I don't use my hands. :wink: Mind you, she did get the star roll in that wonderful love story, 'Bride of Chucky'
--- End quote ---
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Never a dull moment in your house, particularly at midnight on a dark and stormy night. :(vamp): :(bloodshot):
--- End quote ---
Very true but I just wish Mother in Law would keep quiet. I don't know what else to do. I've soundproofed the cupboard under the stairs, I feed her a bucket of fish heads each week, but she still moans! Such is life.
Back to the garage for me. I have things to create.
--- End quote ---
I have the same problem with my cellar. No matter how many rugs I put over the cellar trapdoor, I can still hear the kids shouting to get out.
What are you creating in the garage? Have you been raiding the local cemetary again for body parts to make your own Bride of Frankenstein? I've been busy powering the electric fence to the national grid - oh what fun it is to watch people leaning over into the field to stroke the horses and getting zapped!
Lord Shagg-Pyle:
--- Quote from: "biodiesel-queen" ---
--- Quote from: "Lord Shagg-Pyle" ---
--- Quote from: "biodiesel-queen" ---
--- Quote from: "Lord Shagg-Pyle" ---
--- Quote from: "biodiesel-queen" ---Lucky Lady! It probably has something to do with the hand positioning, you know, so she doesn't fall of your knee! :wink:
However, I'm sure her Ladyship wouldn't be very impressed to hear you're comparing her to a stuffed and plastic doll with a deranged grin and scarey eyes. You'll be getting a good thrashing with the birch. :smack:
--- End quote ---
I don't use my hands. :wink: Mind you, she did get the star roll in that wonderful love story, 'Bride of Chucky'
--- End quote ---
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Never a dull moment in your house, particularly at midnight on a dark and stormy night. :(vamp): :(bloodshot):
--- End quote ---
Very true but I just wish Mother in Law would keep quiet. I don't know what else to do. I've soundproofed the cupboard under the stairs, I feed her a bucket of fish heads each week, but she still moans! Such is life.
Back to the garage for me. I have things to create.
--- End quote ---
I have the same problem with my cellar. No matter how many rugs I put over the cellar trapdoor, I can still hear the kids shouting to get out.
What are you creating in the garage? Have you been raiding the local cemetary again for body parts to make your own Bride of Frankenstein? I've been busy powering the electric fence to the national grid - oh what fun it is to watch people leaning over into the field to stroke the horses and getting zapped!
--- End quote ---
Nothing as exciting as that I'm afraid. As a way of de-stressing I build model aircraft and that is where I have been banished to, due to the smell. Not from me, althought after ale,..... no I'll leave it there.
Her Ladyship doesn't like the smell of glue, paint and varnish in the house, where as I quite like. It's not as addictive as most drugs, but whenever I glue stuff, my special friends come to visit, like Dave the one eyed green dog and Steve the purple dragon.
Horses eh? Wretched things! Eating all my money, and crapping everywhere! 'Ates 'em, I doz, 'ates 'em!
She complains about my glue and then brings home horse blankets smelling of horse poop and wee, and leaves them in the house to dry! :evil:
Put them all in tins!
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