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sartorial elegance
Lord Shagg-Pyle:
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--- Quote from: "biodiesel-queen" ---Did you get your serf to buff your metal for you too?
It's very shiny. And the brown leather belt sets the whle outfit off perfectly! :lol:
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In fairness, it is always best to get someone else to buff your helmet for you, just in case they see something that I missed. Also brown leather is a bit boring, it just doesn't have 'the dash' that black or red leather straps have if you know what I mean?
Of course, when Her Ladyship and I are doing some serious mudplugging then we have to dress accordingly.
The mud is awful when you are trying to push the divots back in on the polo field, don'cha know?
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And one must watch out for the steaming divets, don't try pushing those in! :wink:
Are you the tall one with the glasses or the midget whose hat's too big for his head?
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Excuse me? Padonnez moi? Being a firm advocate of all things diverse, I happen to be wearing the nice white number with the strappy shoes! None of this gender specific stuff for me, you know! Saying that, that could explain why I got blackballed from the Royal Yacht Club!
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Nice frock!! So if you're the one in the dress is that your wife in the suit and top hat? :lol:
You must have hours of fun at your house! :(biglaugh):
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Wrong again! She is the 'Person of Restricted Growth' as I believe the current PC parlance to be. She comes in very handy for getting into all the those awkward places with a tooth brush and bottle of Vim, namely my bilges and the exhaust pipe of the Disco.
The other chap is just some blighter we fished out of the briny on the way back from St Trop. He claimed to be some Trans Atlantic rower, personally I think it was a load of old piffle!
The Memshab hosed him down with some Pimms and bleach, and he has been right as rain ever since! Baaaaaahhh!
Biodiesel-Bev:
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Wrong again! She is the 'Person of Restricted Growth' as I believe the current PC parlance to be. She comes in very handy for getting into all the those awkward places with a tooth brush and bottle of Vim, namely my bilges and the exhaust pipe of the Disco.
The other chap is just some blighter we fished out of the briny on the way back from St Trop. He claimed to be some Trans Atlantic rower, personally I think it was a load of old piffle!
The Memshab hosed him down with some Pimms and bleach, and he has been right as rain ever since! Baaaaaahhh!
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Ok, so your wife is the 'person of restricted growth'....are you The Crankies? You know, husband and very small wife who liked to dress up as a boy!?! You have to admit there is a striking resemblance to them.
Do you still do pantomime? :lol:
L90OOK:
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Wrong again! She is the 'Person of Restricted Growth' as I believe the current PC parlance to be. She comes in very handy for getting into all the those awkward places with a tooth brush and bottle of Vim, namely my bilges and the exhaust pipe of the Disco.
The other chap is just some blighter we fished out of the briny on the way back from St Trop. He claimed to be some Trans Atlantic rower, personally I think it was a load of old piffle!
The Memshab hosed him down with some Pimms and bleach, and he has been right as rain ever since! Baaaaaahhh!
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Ok, so your wife is the 'person of restricted growth'....are you The Crankies? You know, husband and very small wife who liked to dress up as a boy!?! You have to admit there is a striking resemblance to them.
Do you still do pantomime? :lol:
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Lord Shagg-Pyle:
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Wrong again! She is the 'Person of Restricted Growth' as I believe the current PC parlance to be. She comes in very handy for getting into all the those awkward places with a tooth brush and bottle of Vim, namely my bilges and the exhaust pipe of the Disco.
The other chap is just some blighter we fished out of the briny on the way back from St Trop. He claimed to be some Trans Atlantic rower, personally I think it was a load of old piffle!
The Memshab hosed him down with some Pimms and bleach, and he has been right as rain ever since! Baaaaaahhh!
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Ok, so your wife is the 'person of restricted growth'....are you The Crankies? You know, husband and very small wife who liked to dress up as a boy!?! You have to admit there is a striking resemblance to them.
Do you still do pantomime? :lol:
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No, but we do a very convincing ventriloquists act. When we finish the show, my wife always has a big smile on her face. I suppose that is from the applause, but I could be wrong. :?
Biodiesel-Bev:
Lucky Lady! It probably has something to do with the hand positioning, you know, so she doesn't fall of your knee! :wink:
However, I'm sure her Ladyship wouldn't be very impressed to hear you're comparing her to a stuffed and plastic doll with a deranged grin and scarey eyes. You'll be getting a good thrashing with the birch. :smack:
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