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« Reply #90 on: October 11, 2007, 00:20:23 »
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I noticed this one whilst I'd returned to the 110 to retrieve my'snap-box' this evening


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There was a Clio parked in the self-same position most of the afternoon today as well.

That's a footpath to the bus-stop
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« Reply #91 on: October 11, 2007, 08:06:54 »
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Audi = Another Un Doubted Idiot


Hey I like Audi's!  :wink: Had one nice driver and one thats a <edit> though so I suppose it could be true  :?

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« Reply #92 on: October 11, 2007, 08:41:36 »
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Audi = Another Un Doubted Idiot


Hey I like Audi's!  :wink: Had one nice driver and one thats a <edit> though so I suppose it could be true  :?


I quite like them too, its just the average modern Audi driver I have problems with!

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« Reply #93 on: October 11, 2007, 08:44:26 »
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Was a Big green Discovery parked outside yesterday, one wheel up onto the pavement.

I'll get my coat before the admin concerned arrives  :D


Ahem...  It may interest you to know that the reason I was parked like that is because trucks keep hitting my wing mirrors....


Only the mirrors? I've got pic's of a certain white disco after the 'smiths metal centres' driver had reversed into the wing then driven off, (insert invective of choice)!

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« Reply #94 on: October 11, 2007, 10:00:14 »
Quote from: "Niel"
Quote from: "datalas"
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Was a Big green Discovery parked outside yesterday, one wheel up onto the pavement.

I'll get my coat before the admin concerned arrives  :D


Ahem...  It may interest you to know that the reason I was parked like that is because trucks keep hitting my wing mirrors....


Only the mirrors? I've got pic's of a certain white disco after the 'smiths metal centres' driver had reversed into the wing then driven off, (insert invective of choice)!


Saw you go up and around J9 yesterday. Sat there chuckling thinking 'That wont be any faster'

I wasnt chuckling an hour later...

Its possible no-one would have known who I meant had you not replied :)
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« Reply #95 on: October 11, 2007, 12:39:06 »
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Saw you go up and around J9 yesterday. Sat there chuckling thinking 'That wont be any faster'

I wasnt chuckling an hour later...


An hour? 'kin'ell I got to Segensworth and it all stopped, so after a few light cycles I thought B this for a game, changed to east bound instead of joining the west bound, hopped off at J11, up through to boarhunt, wickham, bishops waltham, fair oak, eastleigh and under J5 into work, only 30 mins late....

So what WAS the problem?

Yes the blue beast is quite recognisable...

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« Reply #96 on: October 11, 2007, 12:44:33 »
Quote from: "Niel"
Quote from: "Evilgoat"

Saw you go up and around J9 yesterday. Sat there chuckling thinking 'That wont be any faster'

I wasnt chuckling an hour later...


An hour? 'kin'ell I got to Segensworth and it all stopped, so after a few light cycles I thought B this for a game, changed to east bound instead of joining the west bound, hopped off at J11, up through to boarhunt, wickham, bishops waltham, fair oak, eastleigh and under J5 into work, only 30 mins late....

So what WAS the problem?

Yes the blue beast is quite recognisable...


Total Journey time from J12 1 hour 50 mins.
There was a badly parked (see what I did there?) flatbed blocking lanes 2 and 3. The numpties sent the recovery wagon in from Soton though so it had to go all the way through 2 traffic queues AND J9.
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« Reply #97 on: October 11, 2007, 12:45:21 »
Quote from: "Niel"
Quote from: "Evilgoat"

Saw you go up and around J9 yesterday. Sat there chuckling thinking 'That wont be any faster'

I wasnt chuckling an hour later...


An hour? 'kin'ell I got to Segensworth and it all stopped, so after a few light cycles I thought B this for a game, changed to east bound instead of joining the west bound, hopped off at J11, up through to boarhunt, wickham, bishops waltham, fair oak, eastleigh and under J5 into work, only 30 mins late....

So what WAS the problem?

Yes the blue beast is quite recognisable...



i was in the middle of that too  :? ..ended up doing roughly the same  :(
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« Reply #98 on: October 11, 2007, 18:41:15 »
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I am SO glad you lot werent around Chesterfield in the summer. the number of times I had to park in Tesco's with a lwb tranist van and a box trailer. My record was 6 car parking spaces. How else could I park apart from going lengthways across empty spaces. I would like to add though I parked in the furthest point from the doors not to annoy people hopefully!


YEs I think some folks have a very uncharitable attitude towards caravans/trailers.  On the rare occasions I have found caravns parking spaces at the services they are usually full of truck drivers kipping down for the night (so they don't have to pay for a lorry park), although more usually no provision whatsoever is made for car/trailer combinations.

For those who think it's funny to block other people in on such occasions I'd warn you that people who drive that badly probably think nothing of bumping into you either.  A mate of mine had his car reversed into by 'some old git' who, having walked past said car then jumps into his Astra and reversed straigtht into it.  Whne my mate blew his horn the 'git' just looked daggers at him, like he shouldn't be there.

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« Reply #99 on: October 12, 2007, 13:26:38 »
and me  :cry:
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« Reply #100 on: October 12, 2007, 15:29:31 »
................and back to what the thread was started for


Poor car parking  :lol:
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« Reply #101 on: October 14, 2007, 11:00:44 »
And a big hand for the Jeep driver who managed this in an otherwise empty car park.
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« Reply #102 on: October 14, 2007, 15:55:32 »
I once took up 16 parking spaces  - in my defence I couldn't get a JCB Fastrac and trailer through the drive thru at McDonald's :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #103 on: October 14, 2007, 20:39:57 »
And just to add my pic of parking just glad the bloke didnt charge by the bays you take up. And yes it was my old truck with me driving. And it was in bude. You should of seen the look on the other car drivers faces when i pull in. But it is a wagon park after 6.00 pm (ok so i pulled in at 5.00 pm)
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« Reply #104 on: October 14, 2007, 22:28:39 »
And yes there is another vehicle blocking the other end!!!

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« Reply #105 on: October 15, 2007, 20:43:45 »
Tesco's car park, Thirsk, North Yorkshire on Friday
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« Reply #106 on: October 15, 2007, 21:06:57 »
Unparking!

I have been reversed into in my Disco by someone unparking badly. Passat, reversed into my NSF corner whilst I was waiting for him to reverse out- this was within a week of getting it.

Sunday, sainsburys petrol station, man does a Uturn in the entrance and doesnt quite make it, I have to stop for him to reverse, and he does so- looking over his right but not left shoulder, failing to notice my mud covered black discovery, with yellow and black hazard stripes down the sides. Bump! into my NSF corner again.

Luckily I sustained no damage on either occasion, the passat cracked a rear light lens. the other one came off with a black mark off my bumper.

How can people fail to observe SO badly.

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« Reply #107 on: October 15, 2007, 22:18:49 »

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« Reply #108 on: October 16, 2007, 02:12:50 »
Quote from: "Chris Putt"
Unparking!

I have been reversed into in my Disco by someone unparking badly. Passat, reversed into my NSF corner whilst I was waiting for him to reverse out- this was within a week of getting it.

Sunday, sainsburys petrol station, man does a Uturn in the entrance and doesnt quite make it, I have to stop for him to reverse, and he does so- looking over his right but not left shoulder, failing to notice my mud covered black discovery, with yellow and black hazard stripes down the sides. Bump! into my NSF corner again.

Luckily I sustained no damage on either occasion, the passat cracked a rear light lens. the other one came off with a black mark off my bumper.

How can people fail to observe SO badly.

Chris


This is why Blue is called 'the spanish inquisition', because nobody expects it.  It's had more minor knocks than every other car I've owned put together.

Had another on Friday night, stopped at the M2 roundabout, heard a big bang from behind, run into by some dizzy bint in a rover who was trying to work out what she'd hit whilst I drove off, laughing.  It was obvious she had no intention of checking my car was ok.
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« Reply #109 on: October 16, 2007, 23:03:20 »
Quote from: "Chris Putt"
Unparking!

I have been reversed into in my Disco by someone unparking badly. Passat, reversed into my NSF corner whilst I was waiting for him to reverse out- this was within a week of getting it.

<SNIP>

How can people fail to observe SO badly.

Chris

I agree.

One day, I was helping out at the Little Theatre in Leicester and I heard the alarm on my Defender going off. I went out to it (parked in the car park opposite the theatre) and found that there was the remains of a light cluster on the ground by the OSR mud flap and a small scuff visible on the top of the mud flap. :shock: No damage to my vehicle. :D
I never found out what had hit me, but it had obviously been backing out of a parking space. :roll:

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« Reply #110 on: October 16, 2007, 23:16:51 »
Quote from: "Niel"
Quote from: "TDi90"
heres one from the student car part at uni today...



makes you sick doesnt it.....


Bless me they've some rich kiddies there with those 2 BMW's...ah maybe its owned by the BMW drivers to give them enough room to fling their doors open, like a lot of BMW drivers seem to neeed to do....


now now don't be messin with BMW owners were not all door flingers, like 4x4 owners arn't all angry road hogs !!

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« Reply #111 on: October 18, 2007, 21:45:51 »
came back to the Disco from the disco owners club monthly meet up to find this guy had parked next to me. Does he think my disco bites, he'll catch the rust on the sill or my doors are so large I can't reach him from there !!!!
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« Reply #112 on: October 19, 2007, 01:49:44 »
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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« Reply #113 on: October 19, 2007, 09:08:57 »
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came back to the Disco from the disco owners club monthly meet up to find this guy had parked next to me. Does he think my disco bites, he'll catch the rust on the sill or my doors are so large I can't reach him from there !!!!


Shame you couldn't park closer to him and get the other one to park on his other side, then stood back and waited for them to come out again :lol:
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« Reply #114 on: November 05, 2007, 20:57:01 »

Like to more of this Spotted on a car park at Trebarwith Strand Cornwall

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« Reply #115 on: November 05, 2007, 22:22:49 »
This would would definately have been charged for 2 spaces then  :wink:
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« Reply #116 on: November 06, 2007, 15:31:07 »
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This would would definately have been charged for 2 spaces then  :wink:


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« Reply #117 on: November 07, 2007, 01:22:57 »
And that Fiart definitely had a fat arse.
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« Reply #118 on: November 08, 2007, 08:43:08 »
This was in alfreton high street last week, the BMW was so badly parked that it stopped the on comming traffic as they could not get past without going into the other lane  :roll:




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« Reply #119 on: November 08, 2007, 10:05:01 »
Sure it hasn't been dumped  :lol:

that is shocking  :shock:
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