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axe or hatchet
Disco Matt:
--- Quote from: ben_haynes on March 13, 2008, 23:44:39 ---thought they were a set of num-chucks when the picture came up then :lol: :doh:
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Yeah, the one they have there does rather look like nunchucks! The only problem is that the handles won't fit in the tin with the saw blade, so you have to carry it dismantled. That's probably better in legal terms though :lol:
Range Rover Blues:
--- Quote from: Oli-L on March 13, 2008, 17:55:17 --- You get a pretty display just before it flattens you town!! :shock:
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You wern't joking, the place is unrecogniseable afterwards :-o
Defender:
Must admit I carry quite a bit of kit in my motor, being a "jack of all trades" - Gardener/Welder/Fabricator/Agricultural Engineer etc, etc. :lol:
One of the most useful bits of kit I have for cutting back branches is a Folding Pruning saw. You can get these from most Garden Centres & places like B&Q. Very sharp & they cut on both the push stroke & the pull stroke.
I also carry a set of loppers with extending handles, bow saw, shovel, mattock, metal bar, full tool kit, bolt cutters (left in from doing a job on a farm of course :^o) & sometimes I'll leave my chainsaw & safety gear in the back.
Lord Shagg-Pyle:
--- Quote from: Niel on March 13, 2008, 22:02:08 ---
--- Quote from: Lord Shagg-Pyle on March 13, 2008, 20:37:18 ---
--- Quote from: Niel on March 12, 2008, 22:59:53 ---
--- Quote from: Bigbluemaverick on March 09, 2008, 20:54:09 ---when out laning which would you prefere?
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Hummm, small camp hand-axe
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Interesting. I've never seen one of those before. What colour is it? does it like hi energy dance music? Does it visit Club G-A-Y? An axe used by Dale Winton?
Obvious double entendres are "A small camp chopper, eh?", "Hold tightly to your small chopper" or "I was holding my small camp chopper, and its head came off!"
I'm sorry, I've been reading too much Finbarr Saunders in Viz. I apopogize for my pathetic juvenile sense of humour.
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No problem, I thought that too, but it's a useful tool:
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Kershaw-K1018-Knife-Drop-Forged-Camp-Ax_W0QQitemZ180216312423QQihZ008QQcategoryZ63796QQrdZ1QQssPageNameZWD1VQQ_trksidZp1638.m118.l1247QQcmdZViewItem
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Ooh, I say! 11 inches long with a sheathed handle! Ding Dong! Stops your hand slipping off, I suppose!
Aargh!!!!
Smut, Filth and depravity! I must scourge myself!
Bishops Finger:
Isn't a Kershaw something that despite court rulings, warnings and a custodial sentence still comes back to clear things up......? :shocked: :lol: :lol:
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