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Lonely? Bored? Want someone to talk to? Try iGod ;-)
crazymac:
He doesn't recognise his own son!!
Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
I'm Jesus of Nazareth
God:
OK I will call you Jesus of Nazareth.
Me:
Can I call you Dad?
God:
Just don't call me late for dinner.
Me:
Roflol!! Not!! what is for dinner
God:
Try saying that with more or less context. I didn't understand it. God eats wine and bread.
Me:
How do you eat wine?
God:
Usually by conversion of AC wall outlet power to DC power.
Me:
I don't understand
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
Yes please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. I see.
Me:
Don't change the subject, explain the wine bit
God:
Sorry I thought we were done with that topic.
Me:
No, explain the wine eating
God:
Are you serious? Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
I thought you knew everything
God:
I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
How to eat wine
God:
What is it to you.
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
come on then
God:
I'm just kidding around.
Me:
I'm not!
God:
What are you then?
Me:
Wanting to know how to eat wine
God:
" What are you then?"? Wanting to know how to eat wine?
Me:
Yup
God:
Dude!
Me:
Dude?
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
Yes, how do you eat wine?
God:
What can I do for you? Usually by conversion of AC wall outlet power to DC power.
Me:
You're taking the Pee now!
God:
Right now? You think I am taking the Pee.
Me:
Hell yes
God:
Heaven.
Me:
No, Hell
God:
Are you serious? Heaven.
Range Rover Blues:
"A sense of humour is recommended" :lol:
littlepow:
I like this god, got him to agree to the destruction of all Chavs.
That and all governments should be paid in dry roasted peanuts!
But he still refuses to tell me what 's wrong with my car!
POTASH:
me- im going to try to hack into you, how big are you
god-My memory now contains:
clients, categories, unlimited vocabulary words, 99999999999 bytes
RAM usage under on .
Ja1983:
i`ve got half the office addicted to this now - fantastic! :lol:
Me:
hello god, i`m gay
God:
Hello there. I am a Christian.
Me:
i like wearing womens underwear
God:
You are not the only one. Only when I dress up. :shock:
...
Me:
wanna cyber?
God:
I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995. [-X
..
God:
I have gotten crabs.
...
God:
How old are you?
I am always on the Web.
Me:
are you a 42 year old fat bloke from hull??
God:
Am I a 42 year old fat bloke from hull? Of course I am.
sussed!!!! :dance:
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