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Evilgoat:

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--- Quote from: "Bush Tucker Man" ---However, don't get me started about kids (& adults) who can only tell the time from a digital clock/watch, and then not even properly
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I had a girlfriend once who wasn't very hot on analogue clocks.  She'd only ever learned on digital.

She also failed her cycling proficiency test, because her bike had back-pedal braking and she'd never used hand-controlled brakes before!
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Back pedal brakes rocked. The only way to a truly impressive rear-wheel skid (I went through a few tyres on the back)

Skibum346:
Dave Allen is brill!

BEst line of all however, given where he came from and a lesson to us all...


--- Quote ---Goodnight, and may your god go with you
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If only that sentiment was more prevelent.

Skibum

Bush Tucker Man:
The thing that still gets to me is that we never got to see Dave Allen as a Bishop, or indeed the Pope, in an episode of 'Father Ted'

Can you imagine him in that house??, fighting with Jack over the last bottle of Whisky?? :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

crazymac:

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My favourite Dave Allen bit was when he was talking about teaching his kids to tell the time :lol:  This 1st hand, thats the hour hand, the second hand is for minutes, the 3rd hand, thats the seconds :lol:

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You mean.........

The first hand is the 'Hour hand', the second hand is the 'Minute hand'. The Third hand is the 'Second Hand'

No wonder it's hard to teach kids the time



However, don't get me started about kids (& adults) who can only tell the time from a digital clock/watch, and then not even properly

"What time is it, please?
"Erm, it's Ten Ten AAAAAARGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I assume thats the one as I can't listen to it :evil:  due to blown speakers!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Range Rover Blues:
I could spend all night watching Dave Allen on U-tube

I likes  http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=JYwwLeLGV2Y

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