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Bush Tucker Man:
At least the old Ministry Of Transport adverts weren't like this :lol:

Spacemud:
Cheered me up, that did  :lol:

When we were kids and Dave Allen came on the Telly we knew it was time for bed so tried to be really quiet so that we weren't sent out! He used to SWEAR!!!..........oh how times have changed  :roll:

crazymac:
Oh BBBBBBB I've just blown my speakers somehow?? so I couldn't hear it.

My favourite Dave Allen bit was when he was talking about teaching his kids to tell the time :lol:  This 1st hand, thats the hour hand, the second hand is for minutes, the 3rd hand, thats the seconds :lol:

When the second hand is at the three, thats a quarter. At the 6 its a half etc

Sooooo funny

Bush Tucker Man:

--- Quote from: "crazymac" ---
My favourite Dave Allen bit was when he was talking about teaching his kids to tell the time :lol:  This 1st hand, thats the hour hand, the second hand is for minutes, the 3rd hand, thats the seconds :lol:

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You mean.........

The first hand is the 'Hour hand', the second hand is the 'Minute hand'. The Third hand is the 'Second Hand'

No wonder it's hard to teach kids the time


However, don't get me started about kids (& adults) who can only tell the time from a digital clock/watch, and then not even properly

"What time is it, please?
"Erm, it's Ten Ten AAAAAARGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thermidorthelobster:

--- Quote from: "Bush Tucker Man" ---However, don't get me started about kids (& adults) who can only tell the time from a digital clock/watch, and then not even properly
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I had a girlfriend once who wasn't very hot on analogue clocks.  She'd only ever learned on digital.

She also failed her cycling proficiency test, because her bike had back-pedal braking and she'd never used hand-controlled brakes before!

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