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Advice needed....
Lord Shagg-Pyle:
If you can get hold of some C4, bung that in and that would stop his nuisance bonfires!
Not strictly legal I know, but it works, aparently.
Failing that, is he within 50 feet of a public highway? If so, an offence.
Public nuisance sounds the best course of action. Speak to the local bobby, sorry I mean PCSO/Community warden, and get a warning shoved in.
Highlander1:
PCSO Politically correct Social officers
Police Civil Society officers
Partol control safety organisation.
Please control smoke officers.
Sorry Can't quite get the lingo have you tried the GTFYB approach. :shock: :wink:
diggerdog36:
--- Quote from: "Lord Shagg-Pyle" ---If you can get hold of some C4, bung that in and that would stop his nuisance bonfires!
Not strictly legal I know, but it works, aparently.
--- End quote ---
It wont do anything, C4 is electrically detonated!!
Sorry for being a geek! :oops:
Now, BLANK 7.62mm or .303 cartridges placed under his unlit pile of twigs, that should work!!
Highlander1:
Sorry go for my first approach then use The dance of fiery arse. Tie legs together hands to front and lit paper up "use imagination family forum" then tell him to get to the bucket of water placed at the end of the drive.
Come on people
Don't do guns and things that go bang you'll scare the children and the pets next door. Then where would you be getting a PSCOBAD Squad or ASBO or CTMB thingy.
:wink: :lol:
Lord Shagg-Pyle:
fair comment H1, but think about the poor hedgehogs he might be cremating, man! Thats just bad karma for hedge pigs!
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