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Being fat.

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strapping young lad:
what do you do for a living?

Drift:
Sit behing a desk  :oops:
For a rather large bus and train company  :wink:

BrumLee:
I eat a good breakfast, I just spread it out over the rest of the day  :lol:  :lol:

shaun and co:
i tend to go for the six meals a day approach! i refuse to not eat anything because it isnt considered healthy, i consider a nice slab of beef fat to be a reasonable snack (as long as it has plenty of salt on) and i eat chocolate by the box. i have no idea what my cholestral number is and dont care. FOOD IS THERE TO BE ENJOYED!!!!



oh- and i weigh in at about 10 stone wet.

Lord Shagg-Pyle:
According to recent reports in the the fair and unbiased Press, I am now one of the most hated and reviled people in the Country! Why?
1) I am fat, and according to the Press and all knowing Medical boffins, anyone who stands me, or is friends with me will also get fat!
2) I smoke, therefore I am likely to poison anyone who comes within a 50 feet radius of me when I am stood outside a building!
3) I drink beer, therfore I must be a delinquent, binge drinker who regularly goes on alcohol fuelled rampages across the length and bredth of this Sceptred Isle!
4) I drive a 4x4, hence I am more likely to destroy the planet and run into hordes of children as they wait for school, while laughing demonically into my mobile phone!

So from now on, all human kind will tremble before me as I barge, cough, fart and burp my way through the World! :twisted:

Alternatively I could just stay as I am and enjoy my life :wink:

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