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whose made a total prat of themselves then lets have a laugh
POTASH:
years ago i went camping, got the tent out of the car, and realised id left all the poles at home, mrs wasent to pleased :oops: :smack:
Ja1983:
went shopping when i was with the psychotic ex.. sadistic wench took me to the trafford centre (when we lived in halifax... so few miles off) naturally i got out the fourtrak, slipped the disclock on, locked up and went inside... then came out, unlocked, went to take the disclock off, only to find a significant lack of key..
luckily i had a toolkit with me!
bear in mind this is the trafford centre in manchester, very busy, and parked close to the entrance...
in went the big screwdriver.. the hammer had its turn, and after half an hour no luck... phoned my dad who (very reluctantley) brought the key!
....no security guards, no police, no-one even glaring at me beating a steering lock off mid-afternoon!!
..fourtrak overheaded on the way back aswell....
....she was a bliming jinx that woman! :lol:
simdeb:
our first camping event with a 10ft caravan we forgot
toilet
kettle
matches
water bottles
i think the only thing we did take was our clothes not good considering it was at estnor castle!!!!!
Welshbreed:
going back a bit to cars, my mate who just passed his test (last year), had gotten in his car, turned on the radio, seatbelt etc, anyway he took off from outside his house, (he lives on a hill), nearing the bottom he was suddenly presented with a big lorry starting coming up the hill, so he goes to pull in behind a car, when he realises he can't steer, sweating like a peodophile in toysrus he then realised he hadn't even turned on his engine. needless to say he slammed the clutch down, turned the key, slowed, and pulled in behind a parked car, and unfortunately lived.
So the moral is; "just 'cos ur radio is on, don't mean yer engine is".
yes i know the moral is principly the same as "the lghts are on but no one's home"
dazzawhipple:
Not mine but close to me
I know some who went through Mcdonalds ordered a large order but then was asked to wind the window down....she stayed and run through the order again..... :lol:
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