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How much damage can a horse do?

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Evilgoat:
A lot!  :shock:

Large horse of some description was loose on the lane into Hamble. Someone in a van had got hold of its teather, attached it to a cargo loop in the back and was slowly (walking speed) headed down the lane towards the paddock it had gotten out of.

90 in front of me staying WELL back and me behind the 90, Hazards on keeping back to.

Enter the chav with loud music and twin exit exhausts in his little yellow Saxo

Went stright round me as I tried to wave him to back off, past the 90 and as he was almost out of my sight round the 90....

BANG!

bits of yellow plastic all over the road, rear quarter panel with a hoof sized hole in it bumper and one of the chavvy exhaust boxes removed. The horse decided it was way too much to have to deal with and gave it both hoves as it went past. Horse seemed ok but was doing a passable job of dragging the van backwards against its handbrake. Said Chav was looking at his poor car as me and the 90 drove past.

And the final nice touch, 90 driver waved at him and gave him a thumbs up.

Snooky:
Didn't feel the urge to remove the bumper completely for him then, or just remove him from the gene pool to save us all  :lol:

07DefenderSeb:
Well, at least if god does turn out to exist after all, we can be reassured by the fact that he appears to have a good sense of humour.

*%$#ing chavs  :x

chris.hunt22:
:(biglaugh): Unlucky chav!!!  Don't forget Jeremy Vines vote on Radio 2, ban a horse from the road, the proof is they can do a lot of damage even if its good damage :twisted:

V8MoneyPit:
Trouble is the chav will probably be claiming against the horse owner for the damage. And worse still, he will probably get the money. I do hope he can't find out who the owner is. Some people deserve all they get.

Driving out from home the other morning, there was a horse and rider coming the other way. The horse looked a little skittish so I stopped and even switched off the engine. The rider was , of course, most grateful and couldn't thank me enough for my thoughtfulness. She shouldn't have had to. Everyone should have done exactly the same. It's a sad world where people are just so thoughtless to others.

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