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Ralph:
Its the same here in South wales, young [unpleasent fellows] in the obligatory 4litre nova thumping music and also has anyone else noticed that they all seem to be slouched against the drvivers door!! not sat straight in the seat, what is that all about??? Bigga claim for whiplash when they crash, easier to look at 13 year old girlfriend, watch dvd that they stole from some else??? i just cant make it out, someone must have an idea as they all do it. Take a look when your out next and you will notice it!!!!

Bush Tucker Man:

--- Quote from: "Ralph" --- else noticed that they all seem to be slouched against the drvivers door!! not sat straight in the seat, what is that all about??? Bigga claim for whiplash when they crash, easier to look at 13 year old girlfriend, watch dvd that they stole from some else??? i just cant make it out, someone must have an idea as they all do it. Take a look when your out next and you will notice it!!!!
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It's the same up here as well.
All laid back in the seats, seemingly using their knuckles as an aiming site as one hand rests on top of the wheel.
Why?????

A couple of years ago I had the (grave) misfortune to drive an Escort (mk4) that was 'chavved up'
1. Seats so far back that you had to hold yourself upright by hanging onto the wheel
2. 17" tyres/alloys - a solid ride, due to no tyre sidewall to provide an initial degree of suspension (like riding on a shovel & enough to make a friends 109" 1-tonner seem pliant)
3. Ear-bleed stereo - with so many knobs that you can't find the off switch (big hammer helps :lol: )
Why do all these cars all seem to have the same 'thump-thump-thump', I thought they all wanted to be individual (shades of that scene in 'Life of Brian')
4. So low that speed humps that aren't a problem in the Mondeo (or Fabia) threaten to remove the exhaust
5. Speaking of which, why does a 1.3 Escort require a tail-pipe that would be more suitable to a supercharged 6.0litre Monaro?

I miss the 90V8-CSW in that respect, it used to scare a few boy-racers  :lol:

Range Rover Blues:
Yeah, why is it that once they've fitted the bodykit that would make a snow-plough jealous they go and revers it over a couple of dustbins?

Don't you think that with a little black whippy aerial on the roof they look just like a Dyson, useless and plasticy :lol:

I saw a Coarser in Dronfield a while back, it had 4 tailpipes so big they only just fit between the bodywork and the ground.  WHY, it only just had enough engine power to move the car, without asking it to make so much noise as well.

AbyssDJ:
its the same around here, especially on the country lanes... a few months back i scared some smart little [!Expletive Deleted!] so bad (not gonna go into details!!!!) that i think god himself actually flashed infront of his eyes.

have to say though... the latest fashion statement seems to be driving around on sidelights and fog lights... and if you have yellow fogs, then your SUPER cool.

zacspeed:
Norfolk -
Diplomatic immunity hazard lights
Instant right of way as soon as indicator is used
Mandatory "look at me, I haven't got the crappy base model so I'll prove it with my retina melting front fog lights"


Exhibit "A":


I rest my case My 'Lud

Alright, I knicked the pic from the Top Gear "Carbage" section, buit you get the idea.
 :twisted:

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