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August 9th?
sleeplessparadise:
--- Quote from: "muddyweb" ---The data centre where the servers are located was invaded this morning by a herd of balaclava-wearing gazelle carrying large amounts of chocolate digestives.
Following a scuffle at security, the gazelle leader infiltracted the centre and proceeded to spread digestive crumbs all over the network infrastructure, causing potential security issues.
Our skilled team of gazelle-disposal staff, armed with the latest crumb-clearing technology set about the lengthy task of clearing the debris (also known as 'sweeping up') in order to resume normal service as quickly as possible.
4 gazelle have been taken into custard and will be questioned by the McVitie security team
--- End quote ---
:(biglaugh):
Skibum346:
--- Quote from: "muddyweb" ---The data centre where the servers are located was invaded this morning by a herd of balaclava-wearing gazelle carrying large amounts of chocolate digestives.
Following a scuffle at security, the gazelle leader infiltracted the centre and proceeded to spread digestive crumbs all over the network infrastructure, causing potential security issues.
Our skilled team of gazelle-disposal staff, armed with the latest crumb-clearing technology set about the lengthy task of clearing the debris (also known as 'sweeping up') in order to resume normal service as quickly as possible.
4 gazelle have been taken into custard and will be questioned by the McVitie security team
--- End quote ---
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The kind of techie speak I can understand!
the loon:
--- Quote from: "muddyweb" ---The data centre where the servers are located was invaded this morning by a herd of balaclava-wearing gazelle carrying large amounts of chocolate digestives.
Following a scuffle at security, the gazelle leader infiltracted the centre and proceeded to spread digestive crumbs all over the network infrastructure, causing potential security issues.
Our skilled team of gazelle-disposal staff, armed with the latest crumb-clearing technology set about the lengthy task of clearing the debris (also known as 'sweeping up') in order to resume normal service as quickly as possible.
4 gazelle have been taken into custard and will be questioned by the McVitie security team
--- End quote ---
well glad no ones sanity has been effected anyway
dew1911:
--- Quote from: "muddyweb" ---The data centre where the servers are located was invaded this morning by a herd of balaclava-wearing gazelle carrying large amounts of chocolate digestives.
Following a scuffle at security, the gazelle leader infiltracted the centre and proceeded to spread digestive crumbs all over the network infrastructure, causing potential security issues.
Our skilled team of gazelle-disposal staff, armed with the latest crumb-clearing technology set about the lengthy task of clearing the debris (also known as 'sweeping up') in order to resume normal service as quickly as possible.
4 gazelle have been taken into custard and will be questioned by the McVitie security team
--- End quote ---
Rude alert! Rude alert! An electrical fire has knocked out my
voice-recognition unicycle! Many Wurlitzers are missing from my
database! Abandon shop! This is not a daffodil! Repeat: This is
not a daffodil!
the loon:
--- Quote from: "dew1911" ---
Rude alert! Rude alert! An electrical fire has knocked out my
voice-recognition unicycle! Many Wurlitzers are missing from my
database! Abandon shop! This is not a daffodil! Repeat: This is
not a daffodil!
--- End quote ---
next thing you'll be telling us its cold outside theres no kind of atmosphere your all alone more or less.
:wink:
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