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August 9th?
dew1911:
Hehehe :lol: :lol:
Basically, Servers cooling got clogged by too many nerds dropping stuff ;)
Terminus:
--- Quote from: "muddyweb" ---The data centre where the servers are located was invaded this morning by a herd of balaclava-wearing gazelle carrying large amounts of chocolate digestives.
Following a scuffle at security, the gazelle leader infiltracted the centre and proceeded to spread digestive crumbs all over the network infrastructure, causing potential security issues.
Our skilled team of gazelle-disposal staff, armed with the latest crumb-clearing technology set about the lengthy task of clearing the debris (also known as 'sweeping up') in order to resume normal service as quickly as possible.
4 gazelle have been taken into custard and will be questioned by the McVitie security team
--- End quote ---
See now there's an answer that is so implausible and unlikely that I'm almost compelled to believe it - those darn gazelle!!!!!!
barmiebrumie:
--- Quote from: "muddyweb" ---The data centre where the servers are located was invaded this morning by a herd of balaclava-wearing gazelle carrying large amounts of chocolate digestives.
Following a scuffle at security, the gazelle leader infiltracted the centre and proceeded to spread digestive crumbs all over the network infrastructure, causing potential security issues.
Our skilled team of gazelle-disposal staff, armed with the latest crumb-clearing technology set about the lengthy task of clearing the debris (also known as 'sweeping up') in order to resume normal service as quickly as possible.
4 gazelle have been taken into custard and will be questioned by the McVitie security team
--- End quote ---
:(biglaugh): :(biglaugh): :(biglaugh):
NiceBlueWellies:
I can help with the clearing up - especially with a cup of tea in the other hand. :wink:
Love da biscuit. :lol:
Eeyore:
--- Quote from: "Terminus" ---
See now there's an answer that is so implausible and unlikely that I'm almost compelled to believe it - those darn gazelle!!!!!!
--- End quote ---
Yes sir, I can confrim, sir, that on this morning an attack was made, although the threat was soundly neutralized by our staff.
A subsequent attack was seemingly made by a uniformed individual depositing an undisclosed, suspicious package at the address in which said servers are held. As before the threat was neatralized, this time when the escape vehicle was subsequently lit up with an RPG.
cheers
8)
Eeyore
*The Club regrets any inconvienience that this has consequently caused 'Pizza-rama', especially when they were just delivering the Clubs weekly supply of '9" Thick Crust 'Classico'. We think the scorch marks should T-cut off his Gilera without too much trouble.........
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