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How to combat anti 4x4 attitudes

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rokcrawlin:
First step is to ask how many anti 4x4 people like football,

The next step is to work out  how many miles are travelled  by them to follow their team,

step three is to find out the total green house gas emissions that are put out by them and their vehicles going to and from the matches and singing and shouting whilst showing their support.

step 4 is to then tell them that their favorite sport is to be banned due to global warming and that collectively they put our emissions to shame

step 5 would then be to tell them to leave us alone and get a four by four as they produce less emissions than them.

Oh by the way any one want to know that the anti 4x4 minister of transport has a car and what it is?




yes you have guessed it, it is a range rover

karlo:
Bet 4x4's don't pollute as much as Tony Blair's or Prescotts big engined Jag's!

I also love the statement "bullbars kill" well mine aint killing no one cos its on the front of me motor which is at this moment parked on the drive!...  :lol:

sleeplessparadise:
I like it.......must remember that next time I see any antis :D

hobbit:
Politicians produce more pollution than any vehicle, there the cause of more problems, than the solutions :?

fatusbloke:
Analisys of Politics -
 
 Poly - meaning many

 Tics - blood sucking insects

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