AuthorTopic: It could happen to you  (Read 924 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline datalas

  • Administrator
  • *****
  • Posts: 2727
  • Attack: 100
    Defense: 100
    Attack Member
  • Karma: +0/-0
  • Referrals: 0
--


Offline karloss

  • Posts: 849
  • Attack: 100
    Defense: 100
    Attack Member
  • Karma: +0/-0
  • Referrals: 0
It could happen to you
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2004, 18:53:33 »
Very nearly has been on many an occasion. Last time being last Friday night. :roll:
Cheers, Karl..


Listen mate, you've more chance of a go on the wife than you have of a go in my truck.

1990 90 TD
2008 Nissan Pathfinder sport.

Offline Wanderer

  • Posts: 4846
  • Attack: 100
    Defense: 100
    Attack Member
  • Karma: +0/-0
  • Referrals: 0
It could happen to you
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2004, 20:51:28 »
Now I know why Bev keeps telling me to chock it!

Suits you sir!

Ed
Ed
1993 200tdi Snorkly

Offline Stormin

  • Posts: 491
  • Attack: 100
    Defense: 100
    Attack Member
  • Karma: +0/-0
  • Referrals: 0
It could happen to you
« Reply #3 on: June 23, 2004, 08:14:11 »
Reminds me of a few years back when working on my old S111. Can't remember what I was actually doing, but I had the off side front wheel off the ground. I was lying under front of landie, with my right hip against front of tyre and reaching up into engine bay. I live in a rural area down a dead end, with only three nieghbouring houses. I had an alsation at the time and she decided it was play time, dropping a hard rubber ball behind me. This rolled into the small of my back, out of reach of my hands and preventing me rolling from under the vehicle. As I wriggled further underneath, the ball followed me, until I could go no further. My right hip was now wedged under the raised wheel, my right arm stuck up in the engine bay and the ball wedged in my back. SWMBO was out and I stayed stuck there for God knows how long. Every time I tried to move the ball got more wedged. Eventually a couple of my neighbours,  came out to take their dog for a walk. Alerted by my shouts they came over and, after they managed to stop laughing, removed the offending ball. Very embarrassing. :oops:  :oops:
On another occasion, whilst lying on my back fixing the exhaust, she dropped a large log on a very sensative part of my anatomy. :shock:  I didn't know what to hold, my g****s or my head :?  Which hit the chassis, then the concrete, then the chassis.  :cry:
Stormin'    

Have Land Rover,
Will travel.
LR  90 2.8Tdi
76 Triumph Spitfire 1500
SJ 410 (Rolled and now a projet)
D.E.F.R.A. Destroying English Farming and Rural Areas.
www.memoryboxmedia.co.uk

Offline Colin 009

  • Posts: 2303
  • Attack: 100
    Defense: 100
    Attack Member
  • Karma: +0/-0
    • High Wycombe
  • Referrals: 0
It could happen to you
« Reply #4 on: June 23, 2004, 19:48:44 »
:lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Sorry Stormin.

That little story has made my day thanks.
Cheers.
Colin,
Shiny Blue Crew 009
                   "Everbody Has to be Somewhere"


 

 






SimplePortal 2.3.5 © 2008-2012, SimplePortal