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April fools!!

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gtomo2:
did a couple of good ones when i was in the army.
Sent a new lad out to check the tyre pressures on the tank :shock:
Then sent another new lad up to the sgt maj office with a shovel and note. We told him to wait for the reply as he needed to inspect the shovel. The note said " give me your wallet or i will hit you across the head with this shovel". Oh how we laugh on guard duty that weekend :cry:

ian_s:
a few years back someone tried to send me to the storesroom for a long weight. not being a total idiot, i went past my desk and picked up my book.
went round to the stores, the storesman had been warned what was happening, so he told me to hang on, he'll do it in a minute, and disappears into another room.
so i sit down
get me book out of my pocket, and start reading.
he comes back, sees me reading, and nearly wets himself laughing.

2 hours later, having finished my book, i go back to my desk with everyone in the office thinking i'd been sat like a lemon for 2 hours while the storesman got me a long wait.
someone chirps up: "do you think you waited long enough then, lad?"
so i replied "long enough to finish me book"
they didnt find it funny for some reason. i cant think why

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