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April fools!!
MuddyMike:
--- Quote from: "strapping young lad" ---did anyone get the daily mail yesterday about no.10 downing street getting a red door?
did anyone clock that one ;)
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What about the barcodes on apples story on the same page?
muddyjames:
--- Quote from: "Reaper" ---My mate got married yesterday does that count? :lol: :lol:
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My mate Matt_H did as well :) Lovely wedding it was and a FANTASTIC curry for the reception too.
Anyone got any links to the daily mail bits? I would love to read them.
Singlefin:
SWMBO was in town, so I sent her a text asking her to go to the parts shop and pick up a rotor arm for a 2.25 diesel... :lol:
Bush Tucker Man:
--- Quote from: "MuddyMike" ---
--- Quote from: "strapping young lad" ---did anyone get the daily mail yesterday about no.10 downing street getting a red door?
did anyone clock that one ;)
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What about the barcodes on apples story on the same page?
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Given who's the 'lady of the House', colour changes might not be too far from the truth
(yes, I know they used to live at number 11, as it was bigger, do they still reside there?)
The Apple took in my mother -im-law, but she didn't read it until last night
There was also the B*W advert concerning 'slow cameras'
One of our Nurses was really caught out :lol:
He's, well shall we just say, nicknamed 'Warburton'. :lol:
The 'Bat-Phone' rang at about 02:00 on Saturday morning. It's the hot-line from Ambulance Control, & informs us of incoming emergencies that might need special preparations (ie; Cardiac Arrest, Paediatric Trauma, RTA's, Helicopter inbound, etc...)
The person on the other end stated that there was a 'multiple' on the A1, & could we have a Nurse (or 2) waiting to be picked up to join the team there.
So 'Warbuton' gets kitted up in hi-viz coat & trousers, knee-pads, helmet, torches, wellingtons, etc....... (& as he's a mentor to a student, he decided to take her)
So he's outside waiting for 'blue-lights' to come & pick him up with all the drunks looking & laughing at him
He's told there's a phone-call for him...
In he troops to see someone on another phone telling him (as he picks up the bat-phone)
"April Fool"
Apparantly 'Teddies Flew'!! :lol: :lol:
(he ought to have known, as he wouldn't get sent as he's not of a sufficiently high grading/experience to be sent)
Why Warburton???
He think's he's the best thing since sliced bread, not many share his opinion
Ja1983:
oh bumflakes!! missed what is generally my favourite day! :evil:
remember when i was working in a scarpyard at one point, got sent out to look for the following items:
an O/S rear door for a calibra
radiator for a beetle
N/S brake calliper for a robin reliant
a six speed gear box for a corsa... list goes on
regularly sent to look for non existant tyre sizes!
unfortunatley for them it was only the tyre sizes that caught me out! :lol:
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