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chuggaman:
i get almost 20 calls aweek from telesales and canvassers.as soon as they have finished the first paragraph in their script and wait for your reply.i say.............















sorry but your rehearsed script is boring me.remove me from your cold calling list.get a life and find a real career.

Range Rover Blues:
Stick the 'phone in with the parrot.

"helloooo"

"what you doing"

"hello"

"are you being a b***er?"

"want a nut?"

"LIE DOWN, shut up and lie down"

and she laughs like Sid James


For those of you without a parrot try the telephone preferance sevice.  FDor UK based call centres it's one of the monitored performance criterion, as in if they upset people registered with the TPF they get fined :)

deandb:
we used to be plagued by these calls for about two years. cracked me up because it was going from mid afternoon to late at night. eventaking telesales calls at the weekend!
got in touch with these nice people and it stopped within two weeks.
if we get a call now, we just tell them that we are registered with them and they hang up staight away.

http://mpsonline.org.uk/tps/

strapping young lad:
i get these mobile phone companies who ive never heard of who seem to know my contract is due for renewal and try to keep me with orange..

so i got fed up and said im going elsewhere cos everywhere i go the signal is poo but other networks are fine..

answer

they have more masts than we do!

jesus

muddyjames:

--- Quote from: "Damo" ---Another trick :)  They usually cannot hang up the phone from there end,  if its an auto-dial system, then basically all they have is a headset, it just calls numbers one after the other as soon as one is finished they get presented with another one.  The system detects when you have put the phone down, then hangs up the call.

So when one is on the phone, just leave the phone muted on the tabletop :)
--- End quote ---


But then the telesales person cant do any work and gets paid to sit there doing squat!

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