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Sheddy:
Tonight, I've had two telesales calls. One for mortgages and one for mobile phones.

The mortgage chap i kept on the phone for around 40 mins by asking him all sorts of questions about the company he worked for, regulartry bodies, variable rates verses fixed rates mortgage types etc. etc.

The mobile chap I kept going for over 30 mins asking about megapixels, simbian platforms, Java compatibility, PTT connectivity etc.

The wife has gone out and I'm bored. Its the wrong night for them to phone me!

Colin 009:
all you need now is for a Jahova witness to come calling and your evenings complete. :lol:  :lol:

Homer:
I was fitting a wading kit to the Disco on Christmas Day (as you do) and the Jahova witness actually got me to come out from under the motor to ask if I wanted their pamphlet.

I will let you work out the rest of the coversation.

 :twisted:

dew1911:

--- Quote from: "homer" ---I was fitting a wading kit to the Disco on Christmas Day (as you do)
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Oh yeah, many a Holy day I've wittled away fitting waiding kits to Land Rovers, who hasn't?  :lol:

I used to be able to keep callers on the line for over an hour, once it was 1h 30 when I stuck the phone infront a speaker and played a complation album!

Damonski:
Another trick :)  They usually cannot hang up the phone from there end,  if its an auto-dial system, then basically all they have is a headset, it just calls numbers one after the other as soon as one is finished they get presented with another one.  The system detects when you have put the phone down, then hangs up the call.

So when one is on the phone, just leave the phone muted on the tabletop :)

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