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single at xmas
old joe:
Christmas is a time for familys to get together eat drink and be merry and have ranging hangover and arguments with SWMBO throw in a case of food poisioning tread on some platic bit from form of the kids toys and end up in A&E visiting Beliner Beer thank everbody for those pair socks which you secretly gave back to somebody for the xmas present last year and they give back you! :twisted: :(biglaugh):
Xmas is easy this year for me plead poverty and say you're working which i am all over for my main job triple time xmas day and a private ambulance company. :(kerching):
i say i'll make it up at birthdays which i tend to forget about OOPPSS!!!! no worries the joys of the single bloke you can't remember eveything we can only use 1 part of the brain at a time :(stoopid): .
I've been invited to 4 xmas dinners because people think you're going to be on your own you can't drink because you have to drive ( how many excuses can you come up with ) simple answer is won't i will have the 2 cats to keep me company a bootle of old speckled hen some chicken dippers , Pork pie and a mince pie sorted and watch the evening film which is the great escape. :(shades):
Xmas on a budget and its so easy :D wait until easter and i throw some more top tip's then
and at the end of january i can go and buy my snorkel and stearing guard the only hope is i meet somebody during the year finish it by xmas and do the same again :(biggrin):
Merry Xmas
Dazza \:D/
LandRoger:
Oh stop it DAZZ you will have me cryin in my tinnie if you keep on!, cryin with laughter that is !!! Ya see im single too -and i follow your drift,NOW that selfish list of mine -oh yea rock-sliders, rear air locker, oh sod it! will get front as well -cuz only me too please, OH the JOY of a single mans XMAS,
Sheddy:
Soooo ..... I have a row with the missus, move out and rent a flat for the christmas period. What I would have spent on her I spend on getting meself a set of muds for the Landy AND I don't have to do the christmas visiting bit where I eat food that I wouldn't give house room to at any other time of year and watch everyone else get drunk 'cos I'm the driver. I also wouldn''t have to be ever so grateful to relatives for spending thier hard-earned on a load of poop that will go in the next available raffle.
Sounds like a scheme to me. Where do I sign?
LandRoger:
--- Quote from: "Sheddy" ---Soooo ..... I have a row with the missus, move out and rent a flat for the christmas period. What I would have spent on her I spend on getting meself a set of muds for the Landy AND I don't have to do the christmas visiting bit where I eat food that I wouldn't give house room to at any other time of year and watch everyone else get drunk 'cos I'm the driver. I also wouldn''t have to be ever so grateful to relatives for spending thier hard-earned on a load of poop that will go in the next available raffle.
Sounds like a scheme to me. Where do I sign?
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Why not build a SHED in garden with home comforts , lets not waste your skills -cheaper too , dont know about the DIV settlement though, :-({|= :lol: :lol:
Sheddy:
--- Quote from: "LandRoger" --- Why not build a SHED in garden with home comforts , lets not waste your skills -cheaper too , dont know about the DIV settlement though, :-({|= :lol: :lol:
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Wouldn't go for a divorce m8 .... she's got nice <expleted deleted> Anyhow, a hit man would be cheaper, but theres always the funeral to pay for .... and flowers ain't cheap either.
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