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Range Rover Blues:
I have a mte (not the one with the fancy sports cars) who teaches all those sports you wish you could do.  These days there's no money to teach kids to kayak or winsurf so he's working for this program, well I call them joyriders.  It appears there is the money to send the theiving little t**ts on outdoor persuits courses as it's cheaper than dealing with them after they commit the crime.

I said they need 2 years national service
Guy says that it now costs £100k per head for all the basic training, rifle etc

Why do they need a gun? if it moves, salute it, if it doesn't whitewash it and remember the shiny end of the peeler goes on the potatos.

A bl**dy good kick up the a**e is well overdue to some buttocks me thinks.

Bush Tucker Man:
The only problem with restarting a national Service/'Boot Camp is that we'll end up with a load of super-fit scrotes.
Wouldn't it be better to send them to 'Fat-Camp' so they're too big to climb through brokenwindows or run away)

Counter-pointing that;
I know it was (undoubtledly) played up for the cameras, but the 'tough lads' in 'Bad Boys Army' didn't seem to cope too well with the discipline.
Sadly I don't think they got locked up though by the MP's (for attacking the RSM)
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Duncan Brown:
Hi

Well if you really must endure the hardships of camping, there is a very nice campsite within easy staggering distance from us. Its called the Tovaig Campsite. Its on the A855 about a mile and a bit north of Portree. We are the first turning on the left past the campsite and the first house on the right. Tel 01478 612397, Would love to share a glass or two with you.

If your off to the LR show at Billing, look up Vincent, he stayed there last year. You can't miss him he's a tall Dutch Fella, drives a Landrover 110  :lol:  :wink:

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