Mud-club
Chat & Social => The Bar - General Chat => Topic started by: kizz81 on April 25, 2010, 19:54:01
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Hello,
i am just preparing my stock for this years shows and would like to know what stickers you would like to see / buy
any ideas for funny [none racist] stickers ?
cheers kieran
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i have " FAT PEOPLE ARE HARD TO KIDNAP " on window screen on Betty, but recently brought from the Indoor 4x4 show..." LIFT YA TRUCK CUS FAT CHICKS CAN'T CLIMB ", ya could do that one but use " GIRLS " instead of " CHICKS"......
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SAVE A COW EAT A VEGITARIAN
YOUR MUMS HOT, BUT YOUR SISTER DOES THAT THING WITH HER TONGUE
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offical isuzu recovery vehicle
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YOUR MUMS HOT, BUT YOUR SISTER DOES THAT THING WITH HER TONGUE
.......PMSL, whiskey spat over the screen....i'd have that meself, but my inlaw is 70, and her sister is a VEGAN, and from a posh family
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Some great ones there !
keep them coming :twisted:
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"BUMPER STICKERS ARE TACKY"
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Id buy both the "Fat" ones. :clap:
And yes im Fat ;)
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it gets a chuckle when at Zebra crossings, and you can see folk nudge each other and giggle :lol:
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it gets a chuckle when at Zebra crossings, and you can see folk nudge each other and giggle :lol:
[-X they nudging each and asking "is that Phil Mitchell in that landy?" "No it's Grant!"
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SO MANY CATS, SO FEW RECIPIES!
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From a T-Shirt I had to subsequently buy " I came on Eileen"
:lol:
Simon
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rite well sorry guys got rather a few here . . . been storing them up for a while
don’t follow me . . . you wont make it
don’t follow me . . . Im going to hell
don’t follow me . . . Im lost
MUD SLUT . . . WETTER THE BETTER
Follow me . . . Ill pull you out
WARNING death or serious injury may occur
I may get lost . . . I don’t get stuck
MUD FILL LINE -----------------------
IF YOU CAN READ THIS . . ROLL ME OVER
Save a tree . . . Hit a rock
!!! HELP !!!
Im not stuck . . . Im thinking
Broken and fixed . . BY ME
Just outside destroying nature
REAL 4x4’s rust
Follow at your own risk
we all get taxed, i`m getting my monies worth!"
if you cant see an oil leek, i`ve run out!"
I LOVE CATS - they taste like chicken"
caution - chav squashing in progress"
i eat squirrels"
i have good brakes, do you have good insurance?
I brake for horses i accelerate for ramblers
reduce your carbon footprint coz mine aint changeing
your carbon footprint(small footprint) my carbon footprint(larger footprint)
Low C02 Vehicle (When parked)"
Covered in mud.. just sharing the earth.
You may go fast.... But i can go ANYWHERE!!''
smell my emissions.. V8's RULE!!"
sorry if my noise annoys, its the sound of freedom!"
Don't Tailgate Me Or I'll Flick A Bogie On Your Windscreen"
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rite well sorry guys got rather a few here . . . been storing them up for a while
don’t follow me . . . you wont make it
don’t follow me . . . Im going to hell
don’t follow me . . . Im lost
MUD SLUT . . . WETTER THE BETTER
Follow me . . . Ill pull you out
WARNING death or serious injury may occur
I may get lost . . . I don’t get stuck
MUD FILL LINE -----------------------
ɹǝʌo ǝɯ ןןoɹ ˙ ˙ sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı
Save a tree . . . Hit a rock
!!! HELP !!!
Im not stuck . . . Im thinking
Broken and fixed . . BY ME
Just outside destroying nature
REAL 4x4’s rust
Follow at your own risk
we all get taxed, i`m getting my monies worth!"
if you cant see an oil leek, i`ve run out!"
I LOVE CATS - they taste like chicken"
caution - chav squashing in progress"
i eat squirrels"
i have good brakes, do you have good insurance?
I brake for horses i accelerate for ramblers
reduce your carbon footprint coz mine aint changeing
your carbon footprint(small footprint) my carbon footprint(larger footprint)
Low C02 Vehicle (When parked)"
Covered in mud.. just sharing the earth.
You may go fast.... But i can go ANYWHERE!!''
smell my emissions.. V8's RULE!!"
sorry if my noise annoys, its the sound of freedom!"
Don't Tailgate Me Or I'll Flick A Bogie On Your Windscreen"
There you go, fixed that for you.
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:lol: :lol:
thats better . . . im not 100% with computers like flipping writing etc lol
cheers dude
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haha some brilliant ones there!!
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jesus caves
there is a light at the end of my tunnel
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Nice Legs ... What time they open ?
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I love my country... I fear my government!
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hello,
i and the team are loving some of these so much so that we are proposing a small challenge, if you come up with ten or more origional funny sticker ideas you will receive three free sticker posted from free spirit 4x4
mikie in so far
although we are at the shows we will have the sticker equipment there as well as email, please email from the website and just turn up and collect your sticker 10 - 20 minutes later
all mud-club members get 10% discount on all stickers
cheers kieran
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what shows you doing duck..the wife was looking for some graphics for her horsebox..
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Kizz, can you PM me a quote for the work Tonka (in the correct tonka font) about 6 foot across?
Are you interested in running some stickers out for the muddies too? There's the oppertunity to sell a few on at holymoorside if you want?
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" SEX, DRUGS and SAUSAGE ROLLS "
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I POKE BADGERS WITH SPOONS!!
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VIAGRA EYEDROPS MAKE YOU LOOK HARD!!
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MY OTHER CAR`S A LAND ROVER TOO!!
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I POKE BADGERS WITH SPOONS!!
Jay, you are scaring me ....... but it did make me spit my coffee out :lol:
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DON`T WALK ON MY ROAD AND I WONT DRIVE ON YOUR PAVEMENT!
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I POKE BADGERS WITH SPOONS!!
Jay, you are scaring me ....... but it did make me spit my coffee out :lol:
Thats the desired effect :grin:
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"Gordon Brown - The worlds best advert for contraception"
Or insert any name you prefer of course!
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ITS NOT MUD, ITS LANDY SH**!
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YOUR AUDI = MY BONNET ORNAMENT!!
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YOU THINK THESE EMISSIONS ARE BAD? COME SEE ME ON CURRY NIGHT!!!
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STUCK IN A RUT? I`LL GET MY TOWROPE!
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4X4 DRIVERS LIKE IT DIRTY
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LANDY FOR SALE, MAY BREAK.........ON THE NEXT AUDI I SEE!!!
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yes im bored, and yes caps lock was stuck on!! :grin:
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daddy farted and he wont let us out
Squirrels natures own little speed bumps.
sniff my diff
Landrovers dont leak they mark their terratory
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IT LEAKS OIL SO I CAN FIND MY WAY BACK!!
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One I saw somewhere the other day :Vorsprung durch ducktape.
Or a variation on that : Foursprung dirt ducktape
Or :Foursprung dirt technique :)
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when you get them sorted let me know and ill spend silly money with you :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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i quite like this one.
(http://i373.photobucket.com/albums/oo171/lurch_917/c1e017a1c3700a56325dad210f4d7981b00.jpg)
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"Emergency Rust Repair Patch"
How about one styled like plasters to put on dents/flaked paint?
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Yes Matt, like it! I`d definitely buy a couple of those!!
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what shows you doing duck..the wife was looking for some graphics for her horsebox..
im hopefully at all of the shows,
im definatly at gaydon this weekend but i wont have the worlds largest selection
also definatly at driffield next weekend
aswell as we are having a indian after driffield on sunday night in near by howden at the zolsha as the free spirit 4x4 monthly meet, its fantastic, let me know if anyones interested
jay i would say you qualify for some free stickers, pm me with what you would like ( size, colour and font )
dx you have a pm
cheers kieran
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YOUR AUDI = MY BONNET ORNAMENT!!
i dont like this. im an Audi fan too - so maybe YOUR FORD = MY BONNET ORNAMENT
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in for the comp
-whats 6 inches long and starts with a p..............a s***
-carpark defence system (for rock sliders)
-sorry, i cant hear you over the sound of how awsome i am
-CAUTION i will drive over you!
-dont you hate it when voldimort eats the last of your cornflakes
-facebook is gay
-might it right......so get out of my way!
-big rubber.....oh yes
-WILL YOU GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY!.........possibly backwards, could be usefull rearview mirror wise
-touch my truck ill brake your face!
-(insert vehicle name) blocking out the sun for short people since (insert the date you bought it)
-no, im not compensating for something! if your going by that scale i would be driving a smart car!
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This vehicle is not a [edit] Jeep
Mike
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This vehicle is not a [edit] Jeep
Mike
winner!
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i tried being normal once worst five minutes of my life
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This vehicle is not a [edit] Jeep
Mike
It's broken.
:lol:
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Some great ones!!
to all that have already and will be given free stickers ( check your pm over the next few days )
expect postage to be anytime after this weekend and driffield
cheers kieran
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YOUR AUDI = MY BONNET ORNAMENT!!
i dont like this. im an Audi fan too - so maybe YOUR FORD = MY BONNET ORNAMENT
sorry TDi90, but it appears that every A***hole on the road drives an audi! i dont have anything against audi`s, just a lot of the people that drive `em. Obviously not all audi drivers........ but most of `em :grin:
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YOUR AUDI = MY BONNET ORNAMENT!!
i dont like this. im an Audi fan too - so maybe YOUR FORD = MY BONNET ORNAMENT
sorry TDi90, but it appears that every A***hole on the road drives an audi! i dont have anything against audi`s, just a lot of the people that drive `em. Obviously not all audi drivers........ but most of `em :grin:
Usually BMWs in my experience. One of the best bits of a 4x4 is being able to politely but firmly insist on your right of way and completely ignore their attempts to cut you up!
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V8 as theres no substitute for cubic inches
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This vehicle is not a [edit] Jeep
Mike
.........got that one on the back of BETTY
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YOUR AUDI = MY BONNET ORNAMENT!!
i dont like this. im an Audi fan too - so maybe YOUR FORD = MY BONNET ORNAMENT
sorry TDi90, but it appears that every A***hole on the road drives an audi! i dont have anything against audi`s, just a lot of the people that drive `em. Obviously not all audi drivers........ but most of `em :grin:
Its ok!
I dont drive a modern one may i add.... i Drive an S2 avant... most people dont know what it is :twisted: and it gives them a little fright when they see the accelleration :twisted:
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ɹǝʌo ǝɯ ןןoɹ ˙ ˙ sıɥʇ pɐǝɹ uɐɔ noʎ ɟı
I got one of those stickers for sale comes with a free windscreen.
http://www.mud-club.com/forum/index.php/topic,78621.0.html
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I love my country... I fear my government!
So true! This one I would have.
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Kizz, can you PM me a quote for the work Tonka (in the correct tonka font) about 6 foot across?
That one sounds interesting. Actually lots of logo changes over the years, the last here being the most familiar. The oval logo version reminds me of something..........
(http://www.wallpaperandborders.co.uk/wallpaper-shop/images/categories/toy_tonka%20logo.jpg)
(http://www.fearsbibsncribs.com/images/tonka_logo.gif)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/80/Tonka_logo.svg/297px-Tonka_logo.svg.png)
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"I May be FAT.....But your UGLY......and i can diet!"
"Its FAT & UGLY.....a bit like your misses!"
Couple i had on the old disco. Used to upset the bloke across the road! :dance:
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This vehicle is longer than it looks.......... theres an Audi stuck in my grill!!
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If you get stuck give me a call............ I need a laugh!
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If i`m a roadhog that must make you a BUSHPIG!!
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4x4x40th, for the RRC
"If you can read this, one of us is in trouble" upside down, obviously
or "this way up" if you prefer
Or "shiny side" and "Rubber Side" as I've heard it put (keep the shiny side up).
"My other car's a Land Rover, it pays to have a spare"
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Dents are just scratches with a better story
For HD bumpers - "Your crumple zone starts here"
For OS front on HD bumper - "Breathe in, I'm coming through..."
I lifted it.... 'cause fat girls can't climb!
Will your Prius still be going in 20 years then? (Many need various ages to cope with Discos through to Series...)
Continuing the theme... "An old Land Rover has lower embodied energy compared to a new Prius..."
At least I can get to work in the snow...
Mud Slut
Tread Lightly (possibly not to be purchased with the Mud Slut option... )
Byways are legal highways
There you go... 10 from me!
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love the "fat girls cant climb" one! I suppose it depends on whether you got a family pack of mars bars(other chocolate bars are available) on board!
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Saw on the back of a filthy van on the M6 many years ago....
"If you think this is dirty, you should see the photos I've got of your wife"
Now I live in the bible belt, I'd love to have this one as a bumper sticker (though it might get me shot)...
"What gun would Jesus buy?"
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Don’t steal, the government hates competition
I have a winch and a gun, don’t block me in.
You're skid stops here
Fuddy Mucker.
I bet I can make you say "JESUS" All I need is you in the passenger seat and a 40 degree slope!
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Government scrappage scheme 2 grand - Welded & repaired priceless
Recycled not scrapped
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"The car in front is in my way"
or "the car in front is a Toyoda, well would you want it behind you :shock:"
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Grown up,s tonka toy,
Mud reasearch vehicle,
Landrover spiders fitted,
Every dink tells a story,
Thats not rust, it,s a landy birthmark,
Tinworm colony on board,
Contents may contain mud,
Stop moanin, it,s green,
Mission aborted - lack of mud,
Once driven never forgotten,
all typed with the one finger method :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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One I have already
Do not Wash, This vehicle is undergoing a scientific dirt test!
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You're skid stops here
I bet I can make you say "JESUS" All I need is you in the passenger seat and a 40 degree slope!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Possibly rather localised...
"THIS. IS. STRATA!"
"I'll back off when you get out of my way" (in mirror writing above one headlamp)
"The only woman who never stood me up weighs two tons and drinks diesel"
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"The only woman who never stood me up weighs two tons and drinks diesel"
:shock: You've met my wife?
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How about just a series of small animal pictures with a line crossed through them...ideal for a collection on a front wing or drivers door......
For me, i would quite like a horse, with a big prohibition type sign....or crosshairs with 'Use the [edit] Bridleways' would be great for winding up the toffs round here!
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"The only woman who never stood me up weighs two tons and drinks diesel"
:shock: You've met my wife?
HA HA HA HA HA :laugh: :clap:
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"The only woman who never stood me up weighs two tons and drinks diesel"
:shock: You've met my wife?
:lol: :lol: :clap:
Bit worried about the diesel part! :lol:
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Diesel :lol: (http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink250.html)
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How about just a series of small animal pictures with a line crossed through them...ideal for a collection on a front wing or drivers door......
Showing your age (not the 9 O'clock news) :D
I want a set of small car silhouette cutouts for the bumper on blue, one for each car that's taken it on......
.....and lost!
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Oh I've always wanted mini 90's for the front wing, one for every recovery :D
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:lol:
some really good ones,
a few more people going to get free stickers,
im all out of vinyl at the moment, waiting for a new stock for driffield then i will send them out after driffield,
cheers kieran
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IF YOU CAN'T STOP, AT LEAST WAVE AS YOU GO UNDER.
or for the steering guard...
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MIGHT WANT TO STAND SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!
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IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MIGHT WANT TO STAND SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!
Make the MOT tester PHSL :lol:
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"Shh, it's the invisible [insert vehicle name here]"
(for those of us who are always being cut up, pulled/walked out in front of, or nearly reversed into in car parks)
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Stop laughing put the camera down AND PASS ME THE TOW ROPE.
If all else fails ask a landy driver to tow you out.
Have diff lock and not afraid to use it.
you should of brought a squirrel (from the movie "rat race")
Bet he drinks omd90.
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Thanks to me-- you'll have warmer winters
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Smoke is weakness leaving the vehicle!
4x4ers don't die, they just go to the pub to regroup
Also, on a different note - how about the Atomflot symbol (Russian nuclear-powered icebreaker fleet) for those of us who've been on winter laning trips with frozen puddles? :lol:
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How about just a series of small animal pictures with a line crossed through them...ideal for a collection on a front wing or drivers door......
For me, i would quite like a horse, with a big prohibition type sign....or crosshairs with 'Use the [edit] Bridleways' would be great for winding up the toffs round here!
used to have crossed out cats on my lada niva!! lol
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GAS, GRASS OR ASS
NO ONE RIDES FOR FREE
WARNING: DO NOT MIX WITH I.E.D
INSURGENTS IDENTIFY LANDROVER IN CONVOY AS PREFERENTIAL TARGET
YANKS PREFERENTIALLY TARGET CONVOY AND IDENTIFY LANDROVER LATER
WARNING: CAMO PAINT + CIVVY PLATES = WALT ON-BOARD
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WARNING: CAMO PAINT + CIVVY PLATES = WALT ON-BOARD
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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i love the one daddy just farted and wont let us out - classic heheheh
sticker for my 1985 110 - LONG AND SLOW - ITS THE WAY TO GO !!!!
or MAX SPEED 70MPH ----- DOWN HILL!!!
MY KARMA JUST RUN OVER YOUR DOGMA
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Seen on the back of a tricked up Disco around here:
ONE WIFE, LEAVE IT!
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WARNING: CAMO PAINT + CIVVY PLATES = WALT ON-BOARD
Hey my landy got camo paint just the same as it did when it left service, and trust me, i aint no walt!!! [-X [-X
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im still working through a back log of orders from driffield, i apologise to anyone still waiting, when i have cleared this i will start sending out the free orders :lol:
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Seen on the back of a tricked up Disco around here:
ONE WIFE, LEAVE IT!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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one wife leave it :dance: :dance:
this is strata :dance: :dance:
quality
hows my driving?.. call my mum she wories
more mods than quadrophenia
part exed by fred flintstone
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I've got "government piggy bank" right next to my fuel filler cap.
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And on the 8th day God created... Landrover
115 breaked horses and 1 donkey in control !
Break ! What breaks !
Get in Sit down and buckle up !
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It may be old, but it's payed for and it's in front of you.
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"I know all about the 'Jeep thing' thats why I drive a Land Rover"
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One life, Get one.
tesco value bumper sticker (in the style of the own brand labling.)
off roaders like it wet.
0-60 i hope, 60-0 you hope.
it's a V8 mate!
rambler rescue vehicle (for the mountain rescuers amongst us)
ban the bobble hat.
Superwitch.
maximum wading depth. (for the top of your snorkel)
100% BMW parts free.
Rebuilt from genuine stolen parts.
randy lover
V8, because only milk comes in 2 litres.
can anyone else smell chips?
does my carbon footprint look big in this?
only boy racers overtake land rovers.
horn broke, watch for finger.
made in solihull, decomposing on my drive.
just a few that popped into my head. :D
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How about "Actually, I DO live on a FARM!"
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i hope you get your post edited and dont get told just like mine did. :evil:
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here are a few.....
GO ON......PULL OUT......MAKE MY DAY!!!!!
There are two types of pedestrians.....the quick and the dead!!
Series drivers always like it hard!
Your garden = my play pit!
SMART HAS THE BRAINS.......STUPID HAS THE BALLS!!!!
Go on.....hit me....I need the money!
Honk if anything falls off!
You never learn to swear until you start driving
Some people are only alive because its illegal to shoot them
I wish my mrs was this dirty!
When you learn to drive, i will learn to put my foot down!
If a Series Land Rover over takes you, its time to GIVE UP DRIVING!
Im not in the Army, I just wish the roads were an open warfare zone.
Jesus loves me.....he just hates you!
Warning......Chav squashin in progress....
thats all for now, will think of some more =)
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always wear protection :P
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Land Rover
Melting Iceburgs
Since 1949
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Since 1949
1948 surely....?
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Seen on a Subaru;
"SNIFF MY DIFF"
Could have a different meaning as regards 4x4's
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i have sniff my diff :D
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i made one this weekend for a pram that said sniff my nappy :lol:
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The more ramblers i meet the more i like my dog! (or truck) :-$
I dont have anger managment issuses i just dont like you! :twisted:
Im off to "DO" the wife.......................i just dont know who's yet! :drool:
Your toyota may go fast but at least mine stops! :doh:
This truck is protected by extreme violence! :evil:
Do i look like a people person!? =;
If at first you dont succeed parachuting aint for you! ;)
My diff your face......nuff said! :-$
Tailgate me some more and im setting your air bags off! :x
You can sleep in ya truck but you cant off road ya house! :-k
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Saw this one at Billing - someone here?
ONE WIFE - LIVID!
very good
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I go slow - you're not going anywhere!
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The more I learn about women the more i like my truck.....
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Whenever I see "Powered by Fairy Dust" I always want the following:
"Powered by dead Velociraptors" :lol:
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Maybe not very PC but......
Don`t drink and drive!!!............... If you crash you`ll spill it!
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"Powered by dead Velociraptors" :lol:
:clap: i like alot
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ONE WIFE - LIVID!
possibly we sold lots of them :lol:
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need this one making
scrappage scheme survivor
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Haha i like that one :lol:
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"This vehicle has an average age. Some parts are younger, others older!"
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Beer, giving ugly women the chance of getting laid since 1856