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Title: Guess How I Did It?!?!?!
Post by: EbonynIvory on October 30, 2008, 21:59:59
I have sprained the tendons in my left foot on Wednesday afternoon.  :roll: I didn't say "ouch" at the time!  :shock:  I am now on a fair amount of pain killers and crutches, can any guess how I did it?  :-k
Title: Re: Guess How I Did It?!?!?!
Post by: brixworth-alan on October 30, 2008, 22:02:04
A Horse stepped on your foot?
Title: Re: Guess How I Did It?!?!?!
Post by: EbonynIvory on October 30, 2008, 22:06:51
Nope - did it all by me self!
Title: Re: Guess How I Did It?!?!?!
Post by: brixworth-alan on October 30, 2008, 22:16:03
OK, 2nd try; Pulling on a sock.
Title: Re: Guess How I Did It?!?!?!
Post by: baron von ledwidge on October 30, 2008, 22:16:29
rolled you ancle walking down the stairs
Title: Re: Guess How I Did It?!?!?!
Post by: EbonynIvory on October 30, 2008, 22:19:49
OK, 2nd try; Pulling on a sock.

Nope!

rolled you ancle walking down the stairs

Getting warmer........
Title: Re: Guess How I Did It?!?!?!
Post by: jiffyman on October 30, 2008, 22:52:35
Slipping on a rung of a ladder??
Title: Re: Guess How I Did It?!?!?!
Post by: diggerdog36 on October 30, 2008, 23:05:04
Getting in or out your motor??
Title: Re: Guess How I Did It?!?!?!
Post by: baron von ledwidge on October 31, 2008, 13:04:04
Were you traversing a mean curb and slipped causing you to roll your ancle
Title: Re: Guess How I Did It?!?!?!
Post by: muddyjames on October 31, 2008, 13:55:09
put your shoe on?

getting out of bed?

getting in / out bath

making a cup of tea and slipped on spilt milk?
Title: Re: Guess How I Did It?!?!?!
Post by: Disco Matt on October 31, 2008, 16:23:55
Stepping out of the front door?
Title: Re: Guess How I Did It?!?!?!
Post by: solihull-mick on October 31, 2008, 16:52:07
Fell off a kerb?
Title: Re: Guess How I Did It?!?!?!
Post by: thermidorthelobster on October 31, 2008, 17:16:15
Bizarre gerbil-related accident?
Title: Re: Guess How I Did It?!?!?!
Post by: burgerman on October 31, 2008, 17:19:11
 Woke up and "it was just like it"  :lol:

 Hope it calms down soon for you, :)
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Post by: bilge rat on October 31, 2008, 19:13:31
that hurts i did mine 3 years ago . fell out the kitchen door . took ages to get right and still agravate it now iff not carefull. hope it gets right . alan
Title: Re: Guess How I Did It?!?!?!
Post by: lee celtic on October 31, 2008, 19:16:42
Silly girly high heels :roll:

thats how I usually do mine :oops:

 ;)
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Post by: robert francis on October 31, 2008, 20:14:12
what wearing them or tripping over them, lol
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Post by: trecfive on October 31, 2008, 21:31:21
Tripping over your handbag running down the stairs to let the cats out before they done a curlywurly in your slippers.
Title: Re: Guess How I Did It?!?!?!
Post by: EbonynIvory on October 31, 2008, 22:31:03
Tripping over your handbag running down the stairs to let the cats out before they done a curlywurly in your slippers.

Brilliant! Nope. Don't have a hand bag either!

Silly girly high heels :roll:
 ;)

Nope. Wish I had the opportunity to wear them!

Fell off a kerb?

Cheat!

Were you traversing a mean curb and slipped causing you to roll your ankle

It was very mean.......all of 1/2 an inch high!

On Wednesday I went to collect my uniform for the new job that starts on Monday. After messing about with it and discovering that my bowler doesn't, and properly never will, fit me due to an odd shaped head (go on say it - I know you're all dying to!!) and keeps popping off my head, I was given a whole box of goodies (torch, belt things, clips etc) to carry home. So with the box in my arms, I set of to my landy some 10 min walk away, up the steps, along the lane, across the car park ......... only to throw myself off the smallest curb possible! Not only did I almost face plant while scraping skin off both knees, throwing the box across the car park and planting my hands in mud but I had the privilege to do it in front of a police man! God knows what he thought as I was in so much pain that I couldn't actually open my mouth to answer any of his questions!

Still, by the time I got to A&E, the pain was unbearable. Managed to say things by then, although it took alot not to kick the Doctor in the balls while he was resting my foot in his lap and poking it! You know, one of those reactions! Lots of pain killers and a pair of crutches later I was more civil!

However, had to ditch the crutches today as they get in the way while carring boxes up stairs and stuff. But moving tomorrow, so doubling the dosage of pain killers! He He.

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Post by: discowoman on November 01, 2008, 10:49:13
Tripping over your handbag running down the stairs to let the cats out before they done a curlywurly in your slippers.

Brilliant! Nope. Don't have a hand bag either!

Silly girly high heels :roll:
 ;)

Nope. Wish I had the opportunity to wear them!

Fell off a kerb?

Cheat!

Were you traversing a mean curb and slipped causing you to roll your ankle



Still, by the time I got to A&E, the pain was unbearable. Managed to say things by then, although it took alot not to kick the Doctor in the balls while he was resting my foot in his lap and poking it! You know, one of those reactions! Lots of pain killers and a pair of crutches later I was more civil!



PLEASE DONT MAKE ME LAUGH :-$
I am sat here with 25 staples across a 10" scar and 7 more in my belly button, after having my gall baldder removed last Sunday (27th) .. BLOOMIN HURTS WHEN I LAUGH
Note to self - do not watch Evan almighty again until staples are out - been home 3 hours put sky movies on, and found the part where he hits his and and shouts "I have a boo-boo" hilarious ...not helped by my other half creasing when she saw me in pain while laughing - cue 10 minutes of pain induced laughter.. :shocked:
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Post by: baron von ledwidge on November 04, 2008, 02:24:15
ha ha good guessing by me then lol, i hope your ok dude
whats did the docs say you out for long?
Title: Re: Guess How I Did It?!?!?!
Post by: lee celtic on November 06, 2008, 22:43:28
My old boss (female) did the same thing a few years back ....

Will she was off work the discovered some irregularities  ;) in the accounts and she left soon after (funny that) ..

And guess who filled the opening  :dance:

Get well soon  :D :D
Title: Re: Guess How I Did It?!?!?!
Post by: boss on November 06, 2008, 23:22:00
ligaments!

last year i captained a ship around cape horn with two broken legs the bubonic plague whilst fighting off pirates who were after my tea and spices!!  :roll: :lol:


MAN UP!



hahah i joke, hope you get well soon :D ;)
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