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Title: unimportant news
Post by: dreadnought110 on October 04, 2008, 16:53:18
after listening to radio 2 a while a go and how depressing the news is at the moment i think we should launch a thread of unimportant news!!!  HEADLINE for today one of my garden chairs blew over earlier!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: Disco Matt on October 04, 2008, 17:28:19
Our local Motorworld appears to be selling off their entire stock. Hopefully this is not a prelude to their closing as they open on Sundays and are a good source for emergency fuses/wire/etc while working on a project!
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: Dennis the diesel on October 04, 2008, 17:31:21
SHOCK HORROR

Baby rat killed by cat!!

That's what SWMBO awoke me with this morning........

Regards,   Chris
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: lee celtic on October 04, 2008, 17:35:03
And now the weather..........


look out of the window :lol:
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: dreadnought110 on October 04, 2008, 17:44:54
And now the weather..........


look out of the window :lol:
spot on more like this etc.... :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: muddyjames on October 04, 2008, 18:27:24
Breaking news. I just picked the first tomatoe of the season today.

It was very yummy.
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: Manicminer on October 04, 2008, 18:33:53
Whilst working on the Fells in Yorkshire yesterday (been there for 9 weeks now) it started to snow and it lasted for 10 whole minutes :dance:
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: thermidorthelobster on October 04, 2008, 18:34:30
And in environmental news, I've just built a little electrical braking box for our school wind turbine.
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: muddyjames on October 04, 2008, 18:36:46
I am sat in my bedroom looking through mud club forum as the house is cold. Bedroom is the warmest room for the time being.
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: Boggert on October 04, 2008, 18:38:49
STOP PRESS

Boggert is still missing his 4x4 :'(
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: marky on October 04, 2008, 18:59:22
LATEST HEADLINES

Tescos is always heaving with people on saturday mornings!
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: dreadnought110 on October 04, 2008, 19:00:12
Breaking news i think it's raining but can't be bothered to look out the window!!! :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: burgerman on October 04, 2008, 19:21:22
 We brought a new ( to us ) freelander today  :D
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: Bishops Finger on October 04, 2008, 19:48:06
Pork chops cooking.....
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: dreadnought110 on October 04, 2008, 19:51:02
Waiting for takeaway!!!
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: J B on October 04, 2008, 20:00:09
in light of the goverments decision to raise the savings guarantee from 35k to 50k, i can still keep my overdrawn account at the one bank  :P
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: burgerman on October 04, 2008, 20:02:51
  My elderly mum had her house checked for safety yesterday by the fire service, And all was ok  :clap:
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: Disco Matt on October 04, 2008, 20:27:32
Somerfield has been taken over by zombies. Nobody has noticed.  :lol:
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: mudmuncher on October 04, 2008, 20:38:11
Whilst working on the Fells in Yorkshire yesterday (been there for 9 weeks now) it started to snow and it lasted for 10 whole minutes :dance:

Can I bring one of our new MAN gritters/snow ploughs and come out to play????  :D  :D  :D
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: KingWolf on October 04, 2008, 20:44:24
I've just had a Chinese takaway for my tea.

And SWMBO and I picked up our holiday tickets today. Mexico here we come........ :dance: :dance: :dance:
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: blackbob on October 04, 2008, 20:46:01
just had chocolate  cake    was very nice :oops:
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: pux on October 04, 2008, 20:48:06
breaking news im back in owning a Landy :dance: :dance: :dance: :dance: V8 YUUUUUUUUUUUMMMYYYYY
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: crazymac on October 04, 2008, 20:58:10
My dog just guffed :-> its a minger :->
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: HiQ Lee on October 04, 2008, 21:05:35
I've just finished fixing my landy again :) until the next time
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: dreadnought110 on October 04, 2008, 21:29:25
My dog just guffed :-> its a minger :->
sympathy there  our dogs dropped one then disapered!!!!
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: ben_haynes on October 04, 2008, 21:42:08
My dog just guffed :-> its a minger :->
sympathy there  our dogs dropped one then disapered!!!!

are you sure it wasnt you and your just blaming the dog because its not there  :lol: :lol: [-X
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: Team Landzuki on October 04, 2008, 21:45:54
just had yummy pancakes for supper with golden syrup yuuuummm
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: blackbob on October 04, 2008, 22:33:37
windy here to  gale force not beans
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: lee celtic on October 04, 2008, 23:12:56
I've just finished bottle one of red wine ...

second bottle now being opened after I finish the cheese cake :-$

and I think it's raining
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: hobbit on October 04, 2008, 23:35:38
Got my tickets to a War of the Worlds Concert today :)

Got to wait until June to watch it though :'(
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: C C on October 05, 2008, 03:23:10
It’s been announced that CC will shortly be stopping work for a tea break.
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on October 05, 2008, 07:36:09
My dog's breath smells of dog food.
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: merlin617 on October 05, 2008, 07:54:01
There is heavy precipitaion here and my dog has just been in a really muddy dike and is now busying himself rubbing against all the kitchen units :doh:
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: DoubleTop on October 05, 2008, 08:37:31
after last night, came this morning.

DT.
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: strapping young lad on October 05, 2008, 08:40:14
im going for a poo now

thought you might want to know.. its quite important news in our household as it will need to be evacuated for contamination and poisonous gases! :)
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: muddyjames on October 05, 2008, 08:55:56
I have woken up from my sleep
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: daggie on October 05, 2008, 09:42:30
its raining, very pisistently I might add :roll:
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: dreadnought110 on October 05, 2008, 09:49:16
its raining, very pisistently I might add :roll:
Must confirm after consulting local experts, YES it is raining here to!!! :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: Eeyore on October 05, 2008, 09:56:03
Rain epidemic sweeping the nation?

Expert investigations have revealed that it is also raining in Conventry. Is this a new epidemic? Is is an Al Queda plan to make anyone stepping outside slightly damp? Is it a secret Government test for waterproofs coats? Suffice to say our investigator really isn't bothered and just thinks it's the age old tradition of sucky British weather.

This is Eeyore, for Mud-Club, drying off in the living room.
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: thermidorthelobster on October 05, 2008, 10:18:11
I can vouch for Surrey.  I passed Noah on the way back from bellringing.

I've also found the flaw with the classic umbrella design (wet ankles).
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: Dr Evil on October 05, 2008, 10:18:39
The rain has now spread to the South East, and there is a chance that darkness may follow later on today. But for now we can only wait.
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: Bishops Finger on October 05, 2008, 11:20:14
As we speak rain is falling over the shire....back to the studio
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: carbore on October 05, 2008, 11:23:35
Broke my cider press partly coz its old and partly cos i diddnt pulp the apples enough (my first time) Also made some sloe Gin that looks like its working well.
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: Manicminer on October 05, 2008, 11:56:16
Just been watching the Great North Run.
I have noticed that the sun is shinning outside. I may have to go and investigate.
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: MuddyMike on October 05, 2008, 12:17:04
As we speak rain is falling over the shire....back to the studio

Raine forsakes the North, sun is shining in Leyburn.

Mike
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: mudmuncher on October 05, 2008, 15:41:02
Yes we have had rain. Got splattered by lots of drivers this morning whilst trying to sort out flooding.
Cheers if you were one of them!!!!!!!
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: Gordo on October 05, 2008, 15:41:45
After a walk over the fields in the rain I had to pour the water out of my boots when I got home.

The puddle by the gate is deeper than it looks.
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: crazymac on October 05, 2008, 15:53:08
The waves are running about 6 foot and its dry and sunny :dance:
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: hairyasswelder on October 05, 2008, 22:00:54
And now the weather..........


look out of the window :lol:

It will rain or get dark by night time  :?
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: GREENI on October 05, 2008, 22:10:42
1540 riders entered our charity cycle ride today...Hopefully we'll raise £50,000 again, like last year for CYSTIC FIBROSIS...
http://www.robcrayton.fotopic.net/c1590492.html
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: J B on October 05, 2008, 23:13:02
rains stopped
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: Mark Y on October 06, 2008, 02:45:26
Night follows day and working nights is c**p :(
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on October 06, 2008, 10:13:20
Shock news! Hampshire Police today found one of their BMW330 area cars covered in mud. They are puzzled as to how mud has ended up on the roof.
A down load of the in car data voice recorder has revealed the phrase,
"That looks like a green lane! Its gripped, its locked, lets off road!"
The garage manager was last seen weeping into his tea, as muddy patrol cars don't go with the corporate image.
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: crazymac on October 06, 2008, 10:38:19
1540 riders entered our charity cycle ride today...Hopefully we'll raise £50,000 again, like last year for CYSTIC FIBROSIS...
http://www.robcrayton.fotopic.net/c1590492.html

Sorry Greeni, you failed............Thats VERY IMPORTANT news and excellent with it! well done to all involved :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: crazymac on October 06, 2008, 10:42:06
This thing called love, I just can't handle it....................................
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: Boddle on October 06, 2008, 14:47:54
I've just finished fixing my landy again :) until the next time

 Today's betting news
 odds on lee Braking his motor
 5:1 by Wednesday
 4:1 by Thurday
 3:1 by Friday
 2:1 by Saturday
 and no booky is willing to give odds for Sunday with greenlaning be on the agenda for Coventry Group
odds for what he will break next
 5:1 bumper
 5:1 Mirror
10:1 water in filter due to a snorkel problem
4:1 something else
 
 
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: GREENI on October 06, 2008, 15:51:27
1540 riders entered our charity cycle ride today...Hopefully we'll raise £50,000 again, like last year for CYSTIC FIBROSIS...
http://www.robcrayton.fotopic.net/c1590492.html

Sorry Greeni, you failed............Thats VERY IMPORTANT news and excellent with it! well done to all involved :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

Thanks for that  :grin:
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: pux on October 06, 2008, 16:24:05
i have just picked my nose and it was stringy now i do not know what to do with it

A. ROLL IT AND FLICK IT
B. WIPE IT ON SOMETHING OR SOMEONE

 :shocked:
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: GREENI on October 06, 2008, 18:55:50
i have just picked my nose and it was stringy now i do not know what to do with it

A. ROLL IT AND FLICK IT
B. WIPE IT ON SOMETHING OR SOMEONE

 :shocked:

Shout the dog in !
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: blackbob on October 06, 2008, 19:15:12
i have just picked my nose and it was stringy now i do not know what to do with it

A. ROLL IT AND FLICK IT
B. WIPE IT ON SOMETHING OR SOMEONE

 :shocked:

Shout the dog in !


should call our dog she loves boggies
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: 90Mike on October 06, 2008, 20:39:18
I've just finished fixing my landy again :) until the next time

 Today's betting news
 odds on lee Braking his motor
 5:1 by Wednesday
 4:1 by Thurday
 3:1 by Friday
 2:1 by Saturday
 and no booky is willing to give odds for Sunday with greenlaning be on the agenda for Coventry Group
odds for what he will break next
 5:1 bumper
 5:1 Mirror
10:1 water in filter due to a snorkel problem
4:1 something else
 
 

or all the above  :lol:
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: crazymac on October 06, 2008, 20:47:59
Stop press :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked:

I'm eating crisps :drool:
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: Dennis the diesel on October 06, 2008, 20:55:50
We need more info please - flavour, size of bag, who's make etc.

Potato crisps or these new type 'rice' ones?


Following from other posts, it's not raining here, but is definetly dark.

Regards,  chris
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: crazymac on October 06, 2008, 21:41:16
Big bag of Szechwan spice crisps :angel:

none of these poxy rice things for me!!
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: CaptainColourful on October 07, 2008, 00:00:17
in light of the goverments decision to raise the savings guarantee from 35k to 50k, i can still keep my overdrawn account at the one bank  :P
I started with nothing and now have most of it left.
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: Suzuki Sax Girls on October 07, 2008, 10:48:01
I have no window in my office, just shelf to look at.
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: carbore on October 07, 2008, 15:04:58
Despite breaking my cider press, the 5litres I managed to get out is bubbling away nicley and my wines doing well too!
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on October 07, 2008, 20:59:44
Am now on my 3rd bottle of Hobgoblin. The world is going furry. I love rest days!
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: Disco Matt on October 07, 2008, 21:38:00
I now have two extra speakers, after snapping up a pair of A pillar trims with built-in tweeters on ebay. They work too!  :dance:
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: Dr Evil on October 07, 2008, 22:24:41
Breaking news.......................It's Tuesday !
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: Bishops Finger on October 07, 2008, 22:36:36
WW2 finished shed loads of years ago but Spitfires are still being downed in the shire...
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: graham on October 07, 2008, 23:26:55
I've just had to put a log on the stove, wifes gone to bed
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: Boddle on October 08, 2008, 09:04:23
 It's Wednesday, Sun is shining, but very cold tad of mist this morning, Tree golden brown it definitely autumn here.
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: Dennis the diesel on October 08, 2008, 20:28:38
I cycled into work this morning.
Left around 5:35am, got to work in the same sort of time as if I'd taken the Vitara.
B****y cold tho', and surprisingly dark.....

Regards,   Chris
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: Mareng on October 08, 2008, 22:06:12
Read all about it

I'm 3 days into my new job and am loving it!
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: Suzuki Sax Girls on October 09, 2008, 15:27:45
I'm bored at  work an waitin to go home. [-o<
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on October 09, 2008, 17:28:56
flour and water tastes like glue.
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: crazymac on October 09, 2008, 19:43:55
Glue tastes like dead horses :->
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: blackbob on October 09, 2008, 20:25:23
two weeks then off on holiday :lol:
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: Gordo on October 09, 2008, 20:28:26
two weeks then off on holiday :lol:
One day then off on two weeks holiday  :dance:

Shame I'm not going anywhere or doing anything with it... Any suggestions?
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: Dr Evil on October 09, 2008, 22:05:28
It's Friday.......It's five to 5.........and It's.....................CRACKERJACK !!
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: Steve ray on October 09, 2008, 22:23:51
STOP PRESS!

Just looked outside and .......... it's DARK!  :shock:

(It could well be that it's 'dark' all over Britian! 8-[
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: Dr Evil on October 10, 2008, 18:40:45
I've got no pants on...............................Film at 11.
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: KingWolf on October 10, 2008, 18:47:28
BAD TIMES....

I've just been sacked from work...... :'( :'( :'(



GOOD TIMES....

I'm off to Mexico on holiday on Monday...... :dance: :dance: :dance:
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: MuddyMike on October 10, 2008, 19:33:49
I just drank the last of my Jameson
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: Mareng on October 10, 2008, 19:48:29
I just decided to do some work on the Disco tomorrow...


Then realised that all my tools are still at work  :doh:
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: corrosiverob on October 11, 2008, 07:59:11
*****Breaking news****

SWMBO's DS lite has a flat battery, tried to jump off the landy to no avail.
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: Gordo on October 11, 2008, 09:20:12
...and this just in:

Freelander rescues distant cousin:

When a Rover 214 got in to life-threatening difficulties, and without any regard to its personal safety, the Freelander bravely jump-started the Rover.

Expectations of a gallantry medal are vastly overstated.
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: discowoman on October 11, 2008, 10:34:51
in 2 weeks time I will be about 2 pounds lighter

in 2 weeks time I am having an operation to remove gall bladder and stones

in 1 week and 6 days time I shall be excreting bricks - lol
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: DoubleTop on October 11, 2008, 10:38:50
I noticed a regular trend, when I sleep it goes dark, and then when I wake it's morning.

DT.
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: discowoman on October 11, 2008, 10:49:34
Breaking news:-
Pigs cannot fly!
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: Manicminer on October 11, 2008, 12:06:54
I have a cold :(
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: Chris Putt on October 11, 2008, 12:31:38
Stevov8I has posted. Again.
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: carracarra13 on October 11, 2008, 15:17:17
our cockeral crows every morning
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: Dennis the diesel on October 11, 2008, 21:08:42
We went to the zoo today.

We had a good time

Regards,  Chris
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: corrosiverob on October 11, 2008, 21:10:27
"Its my birthday"
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: EbonynIvory on October 11, 2008, 23:55:56
Its not my Birthday!

Happy Birthday Corrosiverob  :dance:  :dance:
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: gtomo2 on October 12, 2008, 16:14:10
happy birthday
I have just stuck a bid on a 110 csw with only 5 hours to go.

And Sports news i am watching the f1
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on October 13, 2008, 01:58:39
I've just been dicked with 4 night shifts on the trot! may the Gods help anyone who crosses my path with illegal intent! The wrath of Shagg-Pyle knows no limits!
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: gtomo2 on October 13, 2008, 09:07:17
 Breacking news.....................................Didnt win the 110 some nice kind person from surray way stuck a snip bid in with 2 seconds to go so i lost out. If i see the person on the road he had better get out of my way.
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: Boddle on October 13, 2008, 11:05:02
I've just finished fixing my landy again :) until the next time

 Today's betting news
 odds on lee Braking his motor
 5:1 by Wednesday
 4:1 by Thurday
 3:1 by Friday
 2:1 by Saturday
 and no booky is willing to give odds for Sunday with greenlaning be on the agenda for Coventry Group
odds for what he will break next
 5:1 bumper
 5:1 Mirror
10:1 water in filter due to a snorkel problem
4:1 something else
 
 

or all the above  :lol:

 Well done Lee you manage to survive till Sunday
(http://www.boddle.me.uk/Mud-Club/20081012/_MG_8198.jpg)
Hope you get it sort and doesn't cost you much
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: corrosiverob on October 13, 2008, 20:06:15
************** Stop Press **********************

                  Fitted a new seat belt today
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: Range Rover Red on October 13, 2008, 23:01:20
We interrupt this programme to bring you news that we finally, FINALLY finished stripping Artex and three layers of paint off the kitchen ceiling earlier today.  The current situation has dragged on for a week, and experts believe that painting can commence tomorrow.
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on October 14, 2008, 07:53:25
Mondeo ST220 patrol cars do go off road. :D
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: lukeLR90 on October 14, 2008, 16:19:52
Somerfield has been taken over by zombies. Nobody has noticed.  :lol:

thats a good call but i work there and whilst i work there its called scummerfield thank you!!!!!!
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: V8MoneyPit on October 14, 2008, 17:34:38
The news of the moment is.....

I'm bored at work and want to go home.
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: blackbob on October 14, 2008, 17:43:59
going 4 icecream from mc'ds :lol:
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: V8MoneyPit on October 14, 2008, 22:08:33
Latest news...

I'm at home......

and I'm still bored  :lol:
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: spud the king on October 14, 2008, 22:17:46
latest news    i am going back in to the army
Title: Re: unimportant news
Post by: Gordo on October 14, 2008, 22:42:34
latest news    i am going back in to the army

Well that's one way to spend more time driving Land Rovers...
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