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Title: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: carbore on May 21, 2008, 14:08:21
Ok, what are ideas for bumper stickers for your 4x4 that you have never seen, but they should make. (no im not volenteering!)

Mine are;

"As a matter of fact I DO live on a Flipping FARM!" (my favorite!)

"Low C02 Vehicle (When parked)"

"STOP road building, buy a Landrover!"

So whos got some more ideas?
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: Drift on May 21, 2008, 14:37:29
Rebuilt in one garden

You want this really

Covered in mud.. just sharing the earth.

Never to old for a TONKA toy



Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: marjan on May 21, 2008, 15:42:51
Global Warming ? - My Butt
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: ian_s on May 21, 2008, 15:48:03
my other car is another one of these!
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: carbore on May 21, 2008, 15:55:03
SAVE THE EARTH !
thats stuck in my tyres
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: ChrisV8 on May 21, 2008, 16:14:24
Still like "Your crumple zone starts here"

but would like "and how would a doodah Micra pull this lot" to go on the back of my trailer !
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: Disco Matt on May 21, 2008, 16:17:52
Land Rover: Reducing and Reusing since 1948
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: v8rangie on May 21, 2008, 17:57:46
I still like

'' You may go fast.... But i can go ANYWHERE!!''

"smell my emissions.. V8's RULE!!"
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: kizz81 on May 21, 2008, 18:06:50
i saw this one last weekend and thought it was good, ...

" Shhh....Driver Asleep " :lol:
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: wormster on May 21, 2008, 20:19:42
To quote an old MAG sticker:

"sorry if my noise annoys, its the sound of freedom!"
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: v8rangie on May 21, 2008, 20:26:07
To quote an old MAG sticker:

"sorry if my noise annoys, its the sound of freedom!"


Il ike that i might have to use it as long as you havn't copyright'd it.

my bobtail is loud and annoying but its how V8's should sound.

( small centre box and thats it :) )
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: redhand on May 21, 2008, 20:28:18
Your skid stops here is another one I've seen,
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: Drift on May 21, 2008, 20:54:36
Do I look like I care
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: Lincs niva on May 21, 2008, 20:58:06
I saw this a while ago (INSURED BY THE MAFIA)made me laugh

Cheers Gav
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: KingWolf on May 21, 2008, 21:04:10
I'm not cleaver enough to think of any new one's but the best one I've seen was on the back of a 110 which read....

'Does my Horse box look big on this?'

I nearly crashed laughing.... :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: smartuki on May 21, 2008, 21:28:05
i have "do not wash seeds planted"
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: wormster on May 21, 2008, 21:47:02
Il ike that i might have to use it as long as you havn't copyright'd it.

my bobtail is loud and annoying but its how V8's should sound.

( small centre box and thats it :) )

Nah I've not got copyright on that but I *think* that the Mortor Cycle Action Group* my have.

*http://www.mag-uk.org/

It was certainly one of their fabric/stickers that was floating round the biker scene back in the 80's.
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: Hissy on May 21, 2008, 21:51:48
My latest  courtesy of LandyBabe    "Don't Tailgate Me Or I'll Flick A Bogie On Your Windscreen" 
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: land-def-90 on May 21, 2008, 22:08:50
a george cross and the words driver and vehicle made in england would look good on my 90
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: Grumpy on May 21, 2008, 22:13:58
My Land Rover's Green  :lol:
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: schuee on May 21, 2008, 22:42:00
Have seen

You can go fast I can go anywhere  :D
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: redhand on May 21, 2008, 22:54:23
Jesus is coming   I knew he was a [expletive deleted]  :lol:
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: Boggert on May 22, 2008, 07:07:26
I like "This is not a 4x4 its a good looking tractor"
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: Eeyore on May 22, 2008, 07:59:32
Watch they words folks, small eyes could be watching  ;)

We wanted one on the back of the racer that said:
You can go fast,
But I can go anywhere........fast!   :lol:
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: Skibum346 on May 22, 2008, 09:40:41
One for the rear bumper... especially with nato hitch fitted...   :twisted:

Just Think How Little Damage You'll Cause Hitting this"
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: Hissy on May 22, 2008, 10:18:35
I like "Your only a Donkey........ So get off your High Horse"
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: Steve ray on May 22, 2008, 11:34:59

Land Rover .......... recycling since 1948
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: Eeyore on May 22, 2008, 11:40:28
I like "Your only a Donkey........ So get off your High Horse"

 :lol:
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: Hissy on May 22, 2008, 12:23:33
I like "Your only a Donkey........ So get off your High Horse"

 :lol:

Glad you took it in the spirit intended  :-#
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: kevinf on May 22, 2008, 13:55:49
thanks to alistair darling i do own the            road (insert your choice of word on the space)




cheers kevin
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: Eeyore on May 22, 2008, 13:56:25
Glad you took it in the spirit intended  :-#

 ;) I know a number of folk who would buy that for me!
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: hairyasswelder on May 22, 2008, 18:43:16
My Land Rover's Green  :lol:

On a similar note I have
 '' Green ???? It looks GREEN to me.......''
and a few others mentioned here  :lol:

but I have a cutter to make them   :D :D :D


Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: Bush Tucker Man on May 22, 2008, 21:28:23
The wording on my recently acquired t-shirt would make a good bumper sticker*

Melts (http://www.cafepress.com/nasenoviny/5354909)

I'd also like this as a sticker Two Thumbs (http://www.cafepress.com/buy/scrubs/-/pv_design_prod/p_storeid.38688290/pNo_38688290/id_9745110/c_666/)


* Curious Question.
How many Series/Defenders actually have a (rear) bumper to stick it to??
(I know of a 90 Hard-Top with one!)

Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: r_mav on May 23, 2008, 17:48:22
the one that i have on the mav

*your carbon footprint(small footprint) my carbon footprint(larger footprint)

*reduce your carbon footprint coz mine aint changeing

last but not least

*I wounderd why the lamp post was getting bigger an then it hit me
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: Ja1983 on May 23, 2008, 22:31:37
awaiting sticking on:

watch out for the idiot behind me!

i have good brakes, do you have good insurance?

would like:

I brake for horses i accelerate for ramblers
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: Disco Matt on May 23, 2008, 22:46:06
Thank you for your interest in my bumper. You can buy your own from "insert LR dealer"

Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: Ja1983 on May 23, 2008, 23:10:03
"beware of the spider"

"we all get taxed, i`m getting my monies worth!"

"if you cant see an oil leek, i`ve run out!"

"I LOVE CATS - they taste like chicken"

"so many cats, so few receipes"

"caution - chav squashing in progress"

"mobile nature reserve"

"i eat squirrels"
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: zacspeed on May 24, 2008, 11:05:53
How about "My other sticker is funny"  :twisted:
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: Disco Matt on May 24, 2008, 13:47:51
"How do they rise up"

One for the Discworld fans!
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: Ja1983 on May 24, 2008, 13:54:43
...smoke me a kipper, i`ll be back for breakfast!

..i think i`ve seen it on here somewhere!
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: Bush Tucker Man on May 24, 2008, 14:10:19
...smoke me a kipper, i`ll be back for breakfast!

..i think i`ve seen it on here somewhere!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=WKsjaOqDXgg&feature=related
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: diggerdog36 on May 24, 2008, 18:04:02
Ive seen " Insured by mafia, you hit me, they'll HIT you!!
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: Saffy on May 25, 2008, 03:21:54
(http://www.stonefisk.com/media/users/stonefisk/killtally.gif)
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: hairyasswelder on May 25, 2008, 15:17:03
...smoke me a kipper, i`ll be back for breakfast!

..i think i`ve seen it on here somewhere!

ADA110 i think  :dance: :dance: or was it dreadnought 110  :? :?
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: mikiep1986 on May 26, 2008, 23:22:28
what  bout

 DONT FOLLOW ME ...... IM GOING TO HELL

 IM NOT STUCK .. .. .. IM THINKING
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: lee celtic on May 27, 2008, 20:24:39
(http://www.nelsonguirado.com/media/blogs/religion/darwinfish.gif)

I like the darwin one :lol: :lol:

Disclaimer I have nothing against Christians or anyother religion or religious beliefs or religious people..... it's all fiction anyway so whats the point getting upset about it... ;)
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: Disco Matt on May 27, 2008, 20:32:59
I have seen a suggestion for little "foot" stickers to add to the normal versions of those fish  :lol:
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: lee celtic on May 27, 2008, 20:52:32
Quote
I have seen a suggestion for little "foot" stickers to add to the normal versions of those fish

Love the thinking :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: adafish on May 27, 2008, 21:53:10
...smoke me a kipper, i`ll be back for breakfast!

..i think i`ve seen it on here somewhere!

ADA110 i think  :dance: :dance: or was it dreadnought 110  :? :?
.......it ain't me........i've "Don't mess with the baldies" with me been bald
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: adafish on May 27, 2008, 21:55:04
although....BUTCHERS DO IT ON THE BLOCK would suit me :lol:
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: hairyasswelder on June 01, 2008, 16:44:09
...smoke me a kipper, i`ll be back for breakfast!

..i think i`ve seen it on here somewhere!

ADA110 i think  :dance: :dance: or was it dreadnought 110  :? :?
.......it ain't me........i've "Don't mess with the baldies" with me been bald

Must been dreadnought then  :oops:

although....BUTCHERS DO IT ON THE BLOCK would suit me :lol:

On that note...... WELDERS DO IT IN ALL POSITIONS  :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: Jake on June 01, 2008, 17:32:18
We wanted one on the back of the racer that said:
You can go fast,
But I can go anywhere........fast!   :lol:
A mate had that on his Jeep 4.0   ;)

I've always liked
"Designed in a pub, built in a shed"
"If you can read this, someones stole my trailor"
"Do i look like a person that care's?"
 :lol:
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: Discopoo on June 01, 2008, 18:17:12
I have down the doors of my Disco "Young once, imature forever "
but my favourite yet to be purchased is "Dip me in chocalate and feed me to the lesbians"  :twisted:
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: carbore on June 03, 2008, 09:48:26
"Carbon Offset program: when im driving this im not chopping down trees"

"Tax exempt! (snigger)"


Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: Disco Matt on June 03, 2008, 11:53:31
One that might deter people from getting too close.

"Do ye fear death?"

Davy Jones

(Pirates of the Caribbean)  :lol:
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: Thrasher on June 03, 2008, 13:53:49
Global What?
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: Thrasher on June 03, 2008, 13:56:16
"Heh...heh...heh...they think I'm CRAZY. But I know better. It is not *I* who am crazy. It is not I who am MAD! Didn'tcha hear 'em? Didn'tcha see the CROWDS?"
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: crazymac on June 03, 2008, 19:44:24
I already have

"Do not wash, this vehicle is undergoing a scientific dirt test"

But two I want are

"while you were reading this I farted" (I already have this on a T shirt)

"Gas is so expensive I can't afford to fart"
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: Wireless on June 03, 2008, 22:28:40
BIG NASTY V8 PLANET KILLING 4x4, AND DRIVER DOES NOT GIVE A <EDIT>
BECAUSE - ROAD TAX EXEMPT, FUEL BILL 50% LESS, TOWS 3.5 TONNES
BTW GOOD BRAKES, AND A TOW BAR THAT WILL SERIOUSLY RUIN YOUR DAY
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: Duckhunter on June 05, 2008, 02:12:25
"Your airbag operates here!"

"Don't follow me - you won't make it!"

Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: didirangerover on June 18, 2008, 13:40:31
"I DON'T CARE - IT'S YOUR NO CLAIMS BONUS"
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: wormster on June 18, 2008, 19:03:02
"I DON'T CARE - IT'S YOUR NO CLAIMS BONUS"

Ahh that is SWEET :dance: :afro:
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: Berliner Beer on June 28, 2008, 10:58:55
Greenpeace 4x4 owners club!
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: lambert on June 28, 2008, 12:04:10
I once had 'roobarb and custard let fly with thier secret weapon!'
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: insa-disco on June 28, 2008, 17:41:39
" i love my carbon footprint"
" sniff my diff "
"MPG you mean GPM" for v8's lol
Title: Re: Bumper stickers for your 4x4 that "they should make" but dont (possibly)
Post by: Onan The Barbarian on June 30, 2008, 18:18:43
I saw a cracker in America... wish I could've found the shop...

"Warning - I brake for hallucinations!"

Just made me smile! :)
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