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Title: WHAT THE HELL THIS CANT BE MUSIC
Post by: 90Mike on May 18, 2008, 20:58:06
Now i know i may sound like my dad  8-[ i am only 27 honest but this cant be music surely  :-. it looks like the local bus company has stopped off at a housing estate near me and picked up as many chav's as possible and thrown them all into the video together  :doh: i cant stand watching the link but there is something inside me that finds it highly amusing  :twisted: but i cant help thinking they could do with a reality check.

Take a look for yourself see if you can watch it all


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqEF-t4h_d4
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL THIS CANT BE MUSIC
Post by: HiQ Lee on May 18, 2008, 21:03:27
i can't help but agree it sounds absolutely c***
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL THIS CANT BE MUSIC
Post by: Disco Matt on May 18, 2008, 21:17:25
I'm 25 and think it's beyond rubbish - was unfortunate enough to catch it on a TV music channel last week!

Has anyone else noticed that the worse the song the less clothing they put on the singer?  :lol:
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL THIS CANT BE MUSIC
Post by: MudRat on May 18, 2008, 22:07:55
Chavtastic!!!  :dance:
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL THIS CANT BE MUSIC
Post by: kizz81 on May 18, 2008, 22:12:22
WHAT IS THAT  :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

 :lol: how did they get a ferrai on the dance floor?

we need more iron maiden !!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=GyfIQ7s14wc (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=GyfIQ7s14wc)

now thats a song,

and im only 18  :lol:
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL THIS CANT BE MUSIC
Post by: Disco Matt on May 18, 2008, 22:13:55
Can I place a vote for ELO?

Maybe we need a thread for laning music?  :lol:
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL THIS CANT BE MUSIC
Post by: strapping young lad on May 18, 2008, 22:19:21
its a dance version of the GLC innit surely

safe
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL THIS CANT BE MUSIC
Post by: EbonynIvory on May 18, 2008, 22:38:34
Can I place a vote for ELO?

Maybe we need a thread for laning music?  :lol:


As long as it not Bryan Adams, Meat Loaf or Robbie Williams! The Landy might slip into a ditch if it was!!
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL THIS CANT BE MUSIC
Post by: lee celtic on May 18, 2008, 22:47:59
GLC are cool because they do it for a laugh and are so bad at it they are good :dance:

However the dweebs in that vid think they are cool whitch means they are garbage... :twisted:

ELO are fantastic ...

Maiden are good (saw them on the last tour...

Linkin Park are the best..... :dance: :dance: :dance: (saw them too)

metalica were good..now I'm not so sure....

josh wink for dance stuff ... :dance:

or orbital...... ;)

I have always said that every band has at least one good song , unfortunatly some haven't made them yet :lol: :lol: :lol:

even Britany has but it was with linkin park....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5rwsS0exDQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5rwsS0exDQ)


Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL THIS CANT BE MUSIC
Post by: Hissy on May 18, 2008, 22:48:32
Now i know i may sound like my dad  8-[ i am only 27 honest
 :^o
But Michael .......... You are your DAD.
27  :^o  :^o  :^o  :^o  :^o  :^o  :^o  :^o  :^o  :^o  :^o  :^o   :^o   :^o   :^o   :^o :^o   :^o   Your avin' a laugh
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL THIS CANT BE MUSIC
Post by: lee celtic on May 18, 2008, 22:52:12
just had to go watch :lol: :dance: :lol: :dance: :lol: :dance: :clap: :clap:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv-2XYOtgCg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv-2XYOtgCg)
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL THIS CANT BE MUSIC
Post by: Disco Matt on May 18, 2008, 22:58:21
Can I place a vote for ELO?

Maybe we need a thread for laning music?  :lol:


As long as it not Bryan Adams, Meat Loaf or Robbie Williams! The Landy might slip into a ditch if it was!!

Hey, I'll tolerate almost anything apart from:

(C)Rap
Country and Western
Musical Theatre...
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL THIS CANT BE MUSIC
Post by: kizz81 on May 18, 2008, 23:00:06
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Maiden are good (saw them on the last tour.

i saw them on tour, on december the 18th 2005 ( see im sad )

they were fantastic, especially the huge tank they had on stage  :lol:
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL THIS CANT BE MUSIC
Post by: lee celtic on May 18, 2008, 23:15:34
We saw them in Manchester the tank ate a guitar :lol: :lol:

Trivium supporting..

so we went to see trivium again at the apolo...

gojira supporting blew trivium away :shock: :shock:

enjoy :D best bit is 1 min in...thrash metal dance music :dance:

 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8L2bZVA2Jc (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8L2bZVA2Jc)
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL THIS CANT BE MUSIC
Post by: lee celtic on May 18, 2008, 23:20:12
While typing I have just been listening to the gojira track above and realised why I like the sound .....

the druming sounds like a top fuel alcohol car sitting at the line on tick over :afro: how cool is that...
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL THIS CANT BE MUSIC
Post by: TDi90 on May 19, 2008, 08:50:41
The first track  has the potential to be a proper CHOOONE
just take away the rap music and your left with some pretty good techno then RAVE  :clap: :dance:
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL THIS CANT BE MUSIC
Post by: Xtremeteam on May 19, 2008, 17:45:27
Now i know i may sound like my dad  8-[ i am only 27 honest but this cant be music surely  :-. it looks like the local bus company has stopped off at a housing estate near me and picked up as many chav's as possible and thrown them all into the video together  :doh: i cant stand watching the link but there is something inside me that finds it highly amusing  :twisted: but i cant help thinking they could do with a reality check.

Take a look for yourself see if you can watch it all


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqEF-t4h_d4

wos wonderin wen dat was gonna be relesed  :dance: :dance:
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL THIS CANT BE MUSIC
Post by: Tommo on May 19, 2008, 17:59:43
Im sorry guys iron maiden is just so cheesey its unreal. its full time cheesey rock music with people pretending they are evil and shouting too much whilst uncontrollably ripping apart a guitar. so are all the rest of em. Give me stereophonics or REM any day. hell why not chuck in jonny cash as well but please not the everlasting torture of the electric light orchestra, its like music to cheer up depressed children.
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL THIS CANT BE MUSIC
Post by: Silvery Thing on May 19, 2008, 18:20:37
Oh dear what an awful noise :x

I listened to half the ranting and am unable to whistle the tune :doh: ;)
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL THIS CANT BE MUSIC
Post by: Gav_T on May 19, 2008, 18:37:52
The sad thing is someone has put good money up to give this bunch of chavs five minutes of fame. Shoot the lot of em (including all of the baseball cap wearing pikeys in the back ground) and crimes will go down ten fold!

Ruddy chav scum  :evil: :evil:

Gavin.
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL THIS CANT BE MUSIC
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on May 19, 2008, 18:44:55
Now i know i may sound like my dad  8-[ i am only 27 honest but this cant be music surely  :-. it looks like the local bus company has stopped off at a housing estate near me and picked up as many chav's as possible and thrown them all into the video together  :doh: i cant stand watching the link but there is something inside me that finds it highly amusing  :twisted: but i cant help thinking they could do with a reality check.

Take a look for yourself see if you can watch it all


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqEF-t4h_d4

It's rather a catchy little ditty isn't it? I can see some of the local lot who are white, but pretending to be black will be blasting that out of their Saxos and Corsas. Perhaps I should get a large sub woofer fitted to my Job BMW, so I can 'av dat blastin out, wiv me sirens, when me is givin' it large wiv da right foot to get to da latest turf war. Dat way me is gettin' rispek from da yoof, innit.
All joking aside, the crap monotone singing/shouting/talking combined with stupid posturing and crotch grabbing just makes me laugh at this cretins.
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL THIS CANT BE MUSIC
Post by: richo on May 19, 2008, 20:58:12
Tommo Iron maiden were and are a great band.I grow up looking at eddie the trooper on my bedroom wall.A ture British rock band who at there height could easyly fill most arenas in the uk and europe.They have a sound of there own unlike a lot of bands today who sound the same and sing about nothing you can under stand.
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL THIS CANT BE MUSIC
Post by: Silvery Thing on May 19, 2008, 21:14:25

All joking aside, the crap monotone singing/shouting/talking combined with stupid posturing and crotch grabbing just makes me laugh at this cretins.

Nicely put  :clap:
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL THIS CANT BE MUSIC
Post by: Rich_P on May 19, 2008, 21:19:29
I can see some of the local lot who are white, but pretending to be black will be blasting that out of their Saxos and Corsas.

It's already happening here.  I thought it was a little odd to hear what sounded like techno dance music coming from Chavmobiles, now I know what it really was!  :roll:

You've at least got to give the lot credit for coming up with the idea.  I mean, if you make such crap music yet make it appealing to chavs, then you have a big earner there for you.  :-o
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL THIS CANT BE MUSIC
Post by: lee celtic on May 19, 2008, 21:23:32
REM :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Naf band fronted by a lightbulb who can't sing :twisted:



Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL THIS CANT BE MUSIC
Post by: stuvy on May 19, 2008, 21:28:22
its a dance version of the GLC innit surely

safe

safe as, dont be dissin the GLC or the foot soldiers, me included will chase you down and in true chav fashion cut you up, but only if your under 20 lol

in all honesty im a Chain head and have seen the GLC a fair few times,

but and this is very important now, you have forgotten MUSE nuf' said!
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL THIS CANT BE MUSIC
Post by: lee celtic on May 19, 2008, 21:58:34
Here you go this is my cousins band they are based in London and gig regularly they are called emit the band and my cousin Dave plays bass and sings a bit :lol:

there are four tracks on the site they are all very different so give them a listen and let me know what you think.

I like GUM. Stereo love  ,,,Not sure about the other two...  :-.

http://www.myspace.com/emittheband (http://www.myspace.com/emittheband)

Give it a go you might be suprised. I know I was :dance: :dance: oh and if you like Muse then this might be up your street... ;)
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL THIS CANT BE MUSIC
Post by: Bishops Finger on May 19, 2008, 22:05:13
Iron Maiden rock like [edit].......and they are the only major band in the world to have a qualified paid airline pilot as their lead singer....and they are awesome laning music.....
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL THIS CANT BE MUSIC
Post by: josh90 on May 19, 2008, 22:08:35
We saw them in Manchester the tank ate a guitar :lol: :lol:

Trivium supporting..

so we went to see trivium again at the apolo...

gojira supporting blew trivium away :shock: :shock:

very true gojira are amazing!!!
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL THIS CANT BE MUSIC
Post by: 90Mike on May 19, 2008, 22:13:28
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Perhaps I should get a large sub woofer fitted to my Job BMW, so I can 'av dat blastin out, wiv me sirens, when me is givin' it large wiv da right foot to get to da latest turf war. Dat way me is gettin' rispek from da yoof, innit.

 :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

try broadcasting it on the PA system in the works cars to get you da rispek u dezerve crank up the bangin tunes innit
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL THIS CANT BE MUSIC
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on May 19, 2008, 22:13:54
I can see some of the local lot who are white, but pretending to be black will be blasting that out of their Saxos and Corsas.

You've at least got to give the lot credit for coming up with the idea.  I mean, if you make such crap music yet make it appealing to chavs, then you have a big earner there for you.  :-o


It just goes to showe that you can actually polish a turd. The problem is though, at the end of the day, it is still a turd!
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL THIS CANT BE MUSIC
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on May 19, 2008, 22:16:25
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Perhaps I should get a large sub woofer fitted to my Job BMW, so I can 'av dat blastin out, wiv me sirens, when me is givin' it large wiv da right foot to get to da latest turf war. Dat way me is gettin' rispek from da yoof, innit.

 :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

try broadcasting it on the PA system in the works cars to get you da rispek u dezerve crank up the bangin tunes innit

That would be an awful misuse of a Police Pa system. They should only be used when creeping up behind cyclists who don't have any lights, and going Mwaa Haa Haa in a deep scary voice! :D
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL THIS CANT BE MUSIC
Post by: Disco Matt on May 19, 2008, 22:21:55
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Perhaps I should get a large sub woofer fitted to my Job BMW, so I can 'av dat blastin out, wiv me sirens, when me is givin' it large wiv da right foot to get to da latest turf war. Dat way me is gettin' rispek from da yoof, innit.

 :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

try broadcasting it on the PA system in the works cars to get you da rispek u dezerve crank up the bangin tunes innit

That would be an awful misuse of a Police Pa system. They should only be used when creeping up behind cyclists who don't have any lights, and going Mwaa Haa Haa in a deep scary voice! :D

If you played that track, they'd fall off! 

Better idea, use the opening bars of "Fire" by The Crazy World of Arthur Brown, then hit the blue lights.  :lol:
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL THIS CANT BE MUSIC
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on May 19, 2008, 22:27:02
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Perhaps I should get a large sub woofer fitted to my Job BMW, so I can 'av dat blastin out, wiv me sirens, when me is givin' it large wiv da right foot to get to da latest turf war. Dat way me is gettin' rispek from da yoof, innit.

 :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

try broadcasting it on the PA system in the works cars to get you da rispek u dezerve crank up the bangin tunes innit



That would be an awful misuse of a Police Pa system. They should only be used when creeping up behind cyclists who don't have any lights, and going Mwaa Haa Haa in a deep scary voice! :D

If you played that track, they'd fall off! 

Better idea, use the opening bars of "Fire" by The Crazy World of Arthur Brown, then hit the blue lights.  :lol:


When I was on a Public Order van once, we were  called to a large fight on the seafront. As we got nearer, we put 'Ride of the Valkyries' from Apocalypse Now over the PA.
It certainly broke up the fight, especially as we shone very powerful Dragon Lights into their eyes when we got there. I got a bollocking off the sergeant (who was a bit of a lefty), for using psychological warfare methods, as it was against their Human Rights. Stopped the beggars fighting though! :twisted:
Its just a shame that we didn't have the air support to go with it!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz3Cc7wlfkI
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL THIS CANT BE MUSIC
Post by: stuvy on May 19, 2008, 22:55:47
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Perhaps I should get a large sub woofer fitted to my Job BMW, so I can 'av dat blastin out, wiv me sirens, when me is givin' it large wiv da right foot to get to da latest turf war. Dat way me is gettin' rispek from da yoof, innit.

 :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

try broadcasting it on the PA system in the works cars to get you da rispek u dezerve crank up the bangin tunes innit



That would be an awful misuse of a Police Pa system. They should only be used when creeping up behind cyclists who don't have any lights, and going Mwaa Haa Haa in a deep scary voice! :D

If you played that track, they'd fall off! 

Better idea, use the opening bars of "Fire" by The Crazy World of Arthur Brown, then hit the blue lights.  :lol:


When I was on a Public Order van once, we were  called to a large fight on the seafront. As we got nearer, we put 'Ride of the Valkyries' from Apocalypse Now over the PA.
It certainly broke up the fight, especially as we shone very powerful Dragon Lights into their eyes when we got there. I got a bollocking off the sergeant (who was a bit of a lefty), for using psychological warfare methods, as it was against their Human Rights. Stopped the beggars fighting though! :twisted:
Its just a shame that we didn't have the air support to go with it!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz3Cc7wlfkI


lol thats the funniest thing in the world!!! and theres me thinking all police(especialy in our area) were just out to spoil our fun!! lol :clap: :clap: :clap:
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL THIS CANT BE MUSIC
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on May 19, 2008, 23:00:43
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Perhaps I should get a large sub woofer fitted to my Job BMW, so I can 'av dat blastin out, wiv me sirens, when me is givin' it large wiv da right foot to get to da latest turf war. Dat way me is gettin' rispek from da yoof, innit.

 :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

try broadcasting it on the PA system in the works cars to get you da rispek u dezerve crank up the bangin tunes innit



That would be an awful misuse of a Police Pa system. They should only be used when creeping up behind cyclists who don't have any lights, and going Mwaa Haa Haa in a deep scary voice! :D

If you played that track, they'd fall off! 

Better idea, use the opening bars of "Fire" by The Crazy World of Arthur Brown, then hit the blue lights.  :lol:


When I was on a Public Order van once, we were  called to a large fight on the seafront. As we got nearer, we put 'Ride of the Valkyries' from Apocalypse Now over the PA.
It certainly broke up the fight, especially as we shone very powerful Dragon Lights into their eyes when we got there. I got a bollocking off the sergeant (who was a bit of a lefty), for using psychological warfare methods, as it was against their Human Rights. Stopped the beggars fighting though! :twisted:
Its just a shame that we didn't have the air support to go with it!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Gz3Cc7wlfkI


lol thats the funniest thing in the world!!! and theres me thinking all police(especialy in our area) were just out to spoil our fun!! lol :clap: :clap: :clap:


Not at all, matey! I have a very simple philosphy. Look after those in need and annoy the hell out of the bad guys, and if we can have a bit of fun doing it, then its all the better for everybody!
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL THIS CANT BE MUSIC
Post by: K2 on May 26, 2008, 02:48:35
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That would be an awful misuse of a Police Pa system. They should only be used when creeping up behind cyclists who don't have any lights, and going Mwaa Haa Haa in a deep scary voice! :D

 :clap: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL THIS CANT BE MUSIC
Post by: Bishops Finger on May 26, 2008, 11:10:36
Sounds cool....
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL THIS CANT BE MUSIC
Post by: richo on May 26, 2008, 20:10:08
Iron Maiden rock like [edit].......and they are the only major band in the world to have a qualified paid airline pilot as their lead singer....and they are awesome laning music.....

He's also a champion fencer.[Not the timber type]
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL THIS CANT BE MUSIC
Post by: GREENI on May 26, 2008, 20:19:12
You should never comment on music.....
with the word 'disco' preceeding your name ! :afro:
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL THIS CANT BE MUSIC
Post by: mikiep1986 on May 26, 2008, 23:13:11
cant stand them lil chavs thinking there the bomb.

 what would have been good when that video was being done . . .  we all should have gone there in our trucks and just drive throuh the whole lot ha ha now that woul dhave been agood video . . .

 
Title: Re: WHAT THE HELL THIS CANT BE MUSIC
Post by: Disco Matt on May 27, 2008, 09:38:59
I've long felt that we could do a brilliant spoof of "The Fast and The Furious" (or any other witless streetracing film). It's just begging to be sent up.  Who knew that one possible side effect of nitrous oxide was your floor panels falling off?  :lol:
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