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Chat & Social => The Bar - General Chat => Topic started by: TDi90 on December 05, 2006, 22:01:05
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ok guys... what funny stickers do you have on your car and where did you get them from?
i have seen some absulute corkers...
my fave so far :
"Save a Cow, Eat a Vegetarian" - got it at an agricultural show in the new forest!!
what do you have on your motor? where is it from?
Rob
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i have this one :D bought at sodbury
(http://members.mud-club.com/galleryimages/8e369b67f6b80bc3a355ee91fff6dca7.jpg)
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I had this one in the Discovery
Someone on the 'Discovery Owners Club' forum had made some. so I asked nicely
Could do with updating to;
The Stig
Jeremy Clarkson
'Hamster' Hammond (too near the knuckle??)
But I want one with
Captain Slow (he goes at my pace :wink: )
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Chris 9119 has the best one I’ve seen
Jesus Loves You……………………………………..everybody else thinks you’re an arsehole
:P :lol: :P
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this one is on my roof
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v620/Tractorboy16/IMGP1190.jpg)
and one on the back i have as well.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v620/Tractorboy16/100_04082.jpg)
My sister also has one saying,
" TAKE REVENGE, [!Expletive Deleted!] ON A PIGEON"
which i think is pretty comical!!!
me xxx
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Oh where to start....
Front Bullbar: Smile as you go under!
Front above Windscreen: I brake for Horses and Accelerate for Ramblers
Rear above Window: (Upside down) If you can read this, please turn me over
Rear on Bumper: Your Skid Ends Here
I'm looking at starting a small eShop to cater for people's needs for silly sign writing, should be finished by the end of the week for disco sizes, might need some help with sizes of areas on rangies/defenders and series vehicles in exchange for some stickers ;) Once i've worked out the popular areas i'll do a separate post anyway :)
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The pull back sticker and accident black spot were free with some t-shirts at Billing, the I brake for Elves etc. I had made up on request :D
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There was a great one which I've been trying to get hold of which went along the lines of:
"When that bandwagon you've jumped on gets stuck in a ditch, don't expect me to pull you out!"
Anyone know where I can get hold of it?
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some nice ones there. saving the page for when i get another 4x4 that i can trash!
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There was a great one which I've been trying to get hold of which went along the lines of:
"When that bandwagon you've jumped on gets stuck in a ditch, don't expect me to pull you out!"
Anyone know where I can get hold of it?
Our very own club shop, email shop@mud-club.com they'll see you straight (although, be patient, the shop is up to it's somethings in dirty nappies at the moment)
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I have this proudly displayed on the back of my car.
(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n182/metplod/sticker.jpg)
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GO-BRA LESS
Drop the wrinkles from your face.
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ive got one in the back window of my mk1 mr2 that reads
retro car club.co.uk
'cos new cars are sh*t'
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Had these on my old Cavalier.
"Your body is a temple...........Mine's an amusement park"
"I found Jesus..........He was behind the couch"
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I have.
"Instant Idiot, Just add Mud."
"4x4's Kill, so get the hell out of my way"
:)
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Not quite a sticker, but my wife told me of writing on the back of a dirty white van:
Is this vehicle being driven well?......
If it is ring the Police, it must be stolen!
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hows this one, u need have a sense of humor to get this one i have found out :lol:
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Ive got if you can read this please turn me over on the windscreen
(http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r116/Pricyuk/DSCF0219.jpg)
(http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r116/Pricyuk/ifyoucanreadthis.jpg)
And your skid stops here on the back
(http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r116/Pricyuk/DefenderCB11-06.jpg)
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One i had made up was ' Green??? It looks green to me !!!' on each wing top, 'Well driven - Think i care' on top tailgate
and the now usual 'STRANGE ROVER' front and back
Would post pics but its dark :wink:
Steve
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There was a great one which I've been trying to get hold of which went along the lines of:
"When that bandwagon you've jumped on gets stuck in a ditch, don't expect me to pull you out!"
Anyone know where I can get hold of it?
i have that on the rear window of my 90
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I have on the back of mine ( I would never be unfaithful to my wife i love my house and land rover to much!!!) and also (your BMW may be faster than me but i'am still in front of you!!) 8) 8)
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I saw a great one on the back of a car the other day.
It said
"if you can read this, someone has stolen my caravan!"
:lol:
Another one i like was stuck to the rear bumper of a 4x4
It said
"Free airbag test, crash here"
:lol:
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Saw a fab example at one show... erm... one time... (memory is going!) using the animal logo...
Drivers side windscreen vent on a tricked 90 - "No Fear"
Passenger side windscreen vent on a tricked 90 - "Fear"
But the one posted abopve surpasses it...
"Drivers Side - Suicide"
:lol: :lol:
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Saw a fab example at one show... erm... one time... (memory is going!) using the animal logo...
Drivers side windscreen vent on a tricked 90 - "No Fear"
Passenger side windscreen vent on a tricked 90 - "Fear"
But the one posted abopve surpasses it...
"Drivers Side - Suicide"
:lol: :lol:
I've got another variation of that here, one side says "Passing Side" the other says "Suicide"
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in the rear window I have the 'intel ' sticker with
'FAT BAS**RD INSIDE'
well I like it ;)
and no i am NOT anorexic ;)
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lol.
im quite the opposite!!
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Jess has remembered one she saw at Malvern show earlier in the year, it was on a 101 forward control, it read 'The Car In Front Is A ToyMota' made out of a Toyota sticker and a marker pen for the extra 'M' :D
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and no i am NOT anorexic ;)
I am, every time I look in a mirror I see a fat person :(
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in the rear window I have the 'intel ' sticker with
'FAT BAS**RD INSIDE'
well I like it ;)
and no i am NOT anorexic ;)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Jess has remembered one she saw at Malvern show earlier in the year, it was on a 101 forward control, it read 'The Car In Front Is A ToyMota' made out of a Toyota sticker and a marker pen for the extra 'M' :D
If the car in front of me is a Toyota, that just means they're always in my b****y way!
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pics :lol: And yes I needed help too :oops:
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in the rear window I have the 'intel ' sticker with
'FAT BAS**RD INSIDE'
well I like it ;)
and no i am NOT anorexic ;)
Like that. Where'd you get it?
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I saw one in a caravan dealer's that read "I bet we have more holidays than you!"
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Mi Cuz bought the famous Hang Over from Banditman, original and the best 8)
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"Get in, sit down, shut up and hang on" on side wind deflector n/s
Passengers travel at there own risk. inside windshield n/s
WARNING "when the anti 4x4 band wagon you supported falls on its arse dont expect me to tow you out". on rear bumper.
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I just found these, one for my other half and one for me :lol:
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Hi,
...on the same theme as driver's side............suicide I've seen on the rear mudflaps of trucks........
undertakers (nearside)and.........(offside) overtakers[/size]
and this one took me about three days of seeing it across the top of the windscreen of a truck before I finally twigged as to what it meant :? :?
............WHALE OIL BEEF HOOKED
think about how it sounds in a very broad southern Irish accent :lol: :lol:
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A couple on the Niva,
You can go fast, I can go ANYWHERE!!
Like that one,
Best of all though,
'Attach you stranded Land Rover Here' above the Tow Hitch!!! :lol:
WHAT?? :?
I'll get me coat...............................................................
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A couple on the Niva,
You can go fast, I can go ANYWHERE!!
Like that one,
Best of all though,
'Attach you stranded Land Rover Here' above the Tow Hitch!!! :lol:
I'll get me coat...............................................................
Hmmm, optimism I think. I have the "you can go fast" one on blue, thing is that car really shifts (next year it's having an even bigger lump :D .
My mate had a couple on his bike, on th enumber plate "how's my driving, dial 0800 eat s***" and my favourite
"Passengers are requested to refrain from screaming, crying and falling off whilst this vehicle is in motion"
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What about this for a sticker
Its not a jeep thing, Its the real thing!
Land Rover the best 4x4xfar
:D
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seen on the back of a very dirty van
" i wish your wife was as dirty as this van "
the obligatory "washed by stevie wonder "
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in the rear window I have the 'intel ' sticker with
'FAT BAS**RD INSIDE'
well I like it ;)
and no i am NOT anorexic ;)
Like that. Where'd you get it?
sodbury ;)
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on my ser 3 i had watch that tree,mind that hump painted on the air vents
PTO upsidedown on the door and tailgate
high water line on the top off the doors
ouch on the dents
and my email down the side
on the animal i have animal on the screen
mud club on the bonnet
www.mudclub on the doors
animal on the tailgate
and got some to put on when i find them
on the disco i have mudclub on the wheel cover
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One i like on tippers is 'I've got a harsh on' (harsh make tipping gear)
and i put the sit down shut up on on the ride on lawnmower!
Looking for a nice one for the 90 when its done so will follow this thread with interest.
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Here are a few more:
Earn cash in your spare time - blackmail friends.
Just say NO to police searches and seizures. Make them use force.
A dog isn't just for christmas, there's enough for boxing day too!
Remember - if all you have is an axe, every problem looks like hours of fun.
And of course, the one designed to drive everybody who reads it, and everyone arround them, loopy:
Oo ee, oo ah ah, ting tang, walla walla bing bang
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newest one ive seen scrawled in the dirt on the back of our trailers is
"well driven??? Report Stolen!!"
well i thought it was funny ....... lol
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Ive got
"Do not wash, this vehicle is undergoing a scientific dirt test"
"GETAFFMABUMYABASS"
"AWAYANBILEYERHEID"
and
"AWAYYEGOYAMUGYE"
I've got a bonnet size "Randy Lover" to go on (either the trialer or the Disco, haven't decided yet)
but I really want the "I brake for horses and accelerate for ramblers" one :twisted:
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Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pitbull.
Employment tip #127: Never take a beer to a job interview.
Employment tip #128: If you do take a beer to a job interview, make sure you take enough for everyone.
Employment tip #129: And make sure it's *good* beer.
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have on the back of mine
IF MY DRIVING PI$$ES YOU OFF
GOOD
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where did you get that one from? i like it :lol:
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i have "THIS IS NOT AN ABANDONED VEHICLE" on the top, middle of the windscreen
will get some photos in morning so you can understand why :lol:
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not a sticker but i got me self a tshirt yesterday from a shop called mad house and it says
"if size dosnt matter then why am i so popular"
and there 2 womens ones saying
"save a virgin.... do me instead"
"yes i am a virgin.....but this is a very old t-shirt"
fort they were kool :D
dan
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hi TD90 if you mean mine ,i got it from the land rover show at malvern :D
mark
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I have seen some fairly abstract ones, which appeal to my strange warped sense of humour.
1) Don't make me get my flying monkeys.
2) I poke badgers with spoons.
3) Bad Cop! No doughnut!
4) I throw peanuts at old ladies.
I saw one on the back of a 110 the other day; "Sniff my Diff!"
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I've got this one on the winch bumper :D . The letter that "I"s missing has been removed via computer :lol:
:-k strangley enough the wife won't drive it to work :shock: :D I can't think why :lol:
Don't worry, all you ladys out there I have seen the male version on the back of a 90 "my other toy has b@lls" :wink: :D
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quality!
making me giggle here! lol
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today ive seen on the back of a LGV
"please overtake , driver on overtime"
different :P
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"IF YOU THINK THIS 4X4 IS DIRTY, THEN SPEND A WEEKEND WITH THE DRIVER"
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I remember seeing a tractor unit and trailer with something on the side then written at the bottom it said "this isn't an advert it's a trailer" :lol: :lol:
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My first car a 'Rustin Metro' Had the sticker
MAX FEAR
NO POWER
Then my NOXall OVA
Had NOVA FEAR sticker on the back of it!
Unfortunatley no funny stickers on Landy except tax disc holder
PASSENGERS TRAVEL AT OWN RISK
Timi 8)
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i want an illuminated sign which says to drivers
something like
'i've got good brakes, have you got good insurance'
or like the lorries have
'if you can't see my mirrors then i can't see you!'
little cars just disappear when they come so close
my son wants one for his little brothers in the back of the rangie
'don't feed the animals'i thought itwas funny
Debbie
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I think all these stickers are brilliant :D
But other than ordering them as customs from Mud Club itself, where do you all find them? There are a few websites selling good ones - but most of them are American, and I wouldn't even flatter Dubya by putting a sticker on my car sla99ing him off anyway.
Best places for bumper/car stickers people...
SB
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Saw this the other day:
'If you can read this you're in a BMW or Transit'
And the back of the Zook :
(http://members.mud-club.com/galleryimages/0e6b49ad7829969ddfc4889db66402fa.jpg)
The Ickthis fish with horns and a trident and 'I'ts not fast, it's not furious but it's fun'
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This one's also in the RRC :D . It's supposed to be a tax disc holder :roll: :lol:
I think it speaks for itself :lol:
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Some really GREAT stickers, guys! :(biglaugh):
On the back of mine I have one that reads... Warning - Mud Makes Me Horny!
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Read a bit in Saga magazine this morning (no! I'm not old enough to buy it) about bumper-stickers
Just When Did My Wild Oats Turn To Shredded Wheat?
It made me smile
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Some really GREAT stickers, guys! :(biglaugh):
On the back of mine I have one that reads... Warning - Mud Makes Me Horny!
I don't recollect that the last time I was out following you - amazing what a few muddy plays can do eh Steve :wink:
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on the back i have 'everyweekend is a dirty weekend'
on the front i have ' instant idiot......just add mud'
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I don't recollect that the last time I was out following you - amazing what a few muddy plays can do eh Steve :wink:
Hi Julian! :D Yep, your right... well and truly hooked now! :wink:
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on the back i have 'everyweekend is a dirty weekend'
on the front i have ' instant idiot......just add mud'
Hi Marty! :wink:
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fancy a dirty weekend? buy a land rover!
Although gf made me remove it for her brothers wedding...must get a replacement one!
and going on soon...
mud makes me horny!
I love the 'i slow down for horses and accelerate for ramblers!' :lol:
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found this while serchin the net today
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No good for landys, theyre aluminium :P
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I saw a good sticker on the back of an amazing Scania T Cab the other day
It was
"My heart is in trucking"
but
"My @rse is in debt"
Hope thats ok put put..........
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here's two from my old motorbike
designed in a pub built in a shed
the louder you scream the faster i go
or how about a diff sticker
if you can read this its to late
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found this while serchin the net today
Cept its Steal :)
As for the diff sticker, how about 'Mind your head'?
Legend has it that someone has the 'Kill your speed....' one on the bottom of the steering guard.
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Why not make your own??? Try here!!
http://www.customsigngenerator.com/
http://www.warninglabelgenerator.com/
They are good fun!
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Not really stickers but my mate has some t-shirts saying..
Jamie Oliver gets on my tit$
My best friend is called Alan, he lives in my top pocket and tells me to start fires
Fat people are harder to kidnap