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Chat & Social => The Bar - General Chat => Topic started by: Jas278 on July 13, 2006, 16:42:37

Title: How to deal with a Bobble Hat...
Post by: Jas278 on July 13, 2006, 16:42:37

I was on my way home and decided to take in a few local lanes being it such a nice day.Never ever seen anybody walking these lanes yet today I encounter one very nice lady and her pooch ,on spotting the pooch I stop and wait for the lady to get the dog under control. As I pull along side her I smile , thinking I might get a smile back .BUT NO, a flea in my ear for driving in the countryside ! Well I looked at her and said " me and and you could make fantastic love" she looked at me astonished, and said sarcastically " how do you work that out"  so I just looked and said ,well weve only just met and youre moaning already, at this point I thought I best leave ,but I was ****** with laughter ,and I looked back and she was now smiling so no harm done.........

Title: How to deal with a Bobble Hat...
Post by: Bush Tucker Man on July 13, 2006, 16:44:47

Aah, I can just see the headlines when she goes to the local papers :roll:  :wink:

Title: How to deal with a Bobble Hat...
Post by: Tiny Tim on July 13, 2006, 16:50:23

Brilliant !  8)

Was down at Devils Punchbowl yesterday evening and in 11 miles of beautiful lanes on a wonderful summer evening I saw 3 other vehicles and some cross country runners who werte all friendly.

All this countryside that the tree huggers want all to themselves, and they don't even use it themselves  :evil:

Great evening's laning though!  8)

Title: How to deal with a Bobble Hat...
Post by: NiceBlueWellies on July 13, 2006, 18:05:19

Which lane then Jas?   :lol:

Title: How to deal with a Bobble Hat...
Post by: smo on July 13, 2006, 18:12:38

Quality, i'll have to remember that one :D

Title: How to deal with a Bobble Hat...
Post by: Dave on July 13, 2006, 18:47:13

I only ever see dirty old men down the lanes so if i said that. I'd be lucky to escape with my life or worse :shock:

Title: How to deal with a Bobble Hat...
Post by: Jas278 on July 13, 2006, 19:11:05

Quote from: "NicePinkWellies"

Which lane then Jas?   :lol:

The one that runs from Barton in the Beans , Odstone to Twycross.........Nr the picnic area......the only folk down there are normally  the diddies dumping fridges....... :lol:

Title: How to deal with a Bobble Hat...
Post by: landybabe on July 14, 2006, 09:21:02

Quote from: "Dave"

I only ever see dirty old men down the lanes so if i said that. I'd be lucky to escape with my life or worse :shock:

Funny....me too  :lol:  :lol:

Title: How to deal with a Bobble Hat...
Post by: Hissy on July 14, 2006, 09:23:35

I hope that wasn't directed at me  :shock:  :shock:  :shock:

Title: How to deal with a Bobble Hat...
Post by: landybabe on July 14, 2006, 09:26:04

Of course not   :(bigshock): :(biglove):