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Chat & Social => The Bar - General Chat => Topic started by: lambert on January 31, 2012, 16:58:44

Title: wife swap
Post by: lambert on January 31, 2012, 16:58:44: Hi, just got in from a hectic horror of a day to be confronted by Satan's evil sister who has launched into a diatribe about how I am a miserable sod and I never help her with the housework and I need to walk the dog and do this and that and the other oh and I need to think about how I can afford us a holiday this year possibly if I had a better pay packetr. All little things that in isolation are nowt. Oh I forgot to mention she has been at home since one this aft infact she only works 31 hours a week bit I have to have two jobs just so she can have half of one. Do one.

Sorry not the polite thing to do but by god she is on form today.
Title: Re: wife swap
Post by: lambert on January 31, 2012, 19:43:34: The problem here of course could be rectified quite simply but for 1 I keep falling soft and 2 for some reason I believe in the institution of marriage and I will not have the failure of mine be a stain on my good character. Either that or I'm more of a masochist than I thought I was.
Title: Re: wife swap
Post by: Skibum346 on January 31, 2012, 20:08:53: Lost:
Wife & Dog
Reward for Dog!

:evil:
Title: Re: wife swap
Post by: lambert on February 01, 2012, 05:08:09: Farms are such dangerous places accidents happen all the time. :rolleyes: :lipsrsealed: :police:
Title: Re: wife swap
Post by: LandRoger on February 01, 2012, 12:56:21: Satan has many evil sisters of that im sure ! :evil:
Title: Re: wife swap
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on February 29, 2012, 19:00:29: Chocolate placates the savage beast!
Title: Re: wife swap
Post by: lambert on March 02, 2012, 20:12:50: If only!
Title: Re: wife swap
Post by: Saffy on March 03, 2012, 07:14:10: Quote from: lambert on March 02, 2012, 20:12:50
If only!

got to hold them under a vat of it longer
Title: Re: wife swap
Post by: lambert on March 03, 2012, 08:43:26: Ah that makes much more sense.