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Title: Turtle protected by evil duck :)
Post by: turtle on December 01, 2004, 15:45:17: Well Devil Duckie to be exact :? Went for the Hod Rod version, now sits on the dashboard of Turtle to ward away evil :D

On the back of the package was this (thought I share it :D )

Devil Duckie...

Devil Duckie, you're the one,
You make bathtime lots of fun,
Devil Duckie, I'm awfully dirty today.
(woh, woh, bee day!)

Devil Duckie, when you float,
It's like I'm bathing in a flaming moat!
Devil Duckie, you're my very best frien, hurray!
(Doo, doo, doo, dee day!)

Every day when I
Make my way to get clean
I find a little fella who's
Red and Yellow and mean
(Rub-a-dub-keen!)

Devil Duckie you're so swell,
You guide me on the path to hell,
Devil Duckie, I'm awfully dirty -
Devil Duckie, you're a naughty birdy -
Devil Duckie, I'm awfully dirty today. :D :D
Title: Turtle protected by evil duck :)
Post by: Paul on December 01, 2004, 15:58:37: :D =D> Welcome to the Evil Duck Club. =D> :D

http://members.mud-club.com/profiles/paul/gallery/Disco/1/424415-1079536174.
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Post by: turtle on December 01, 2004, 16:00:37: Couldn't get one like yours, them only seem to do the keyrings hence I went for the hot rod version :D
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Post by: Paul on December 01, 2004, 16:02:37: I will email them to see if they do a ''Turn Around Evil Duck'' for you.

:lol:
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Post by: turtle on December 01, 2004, 16:05:38: <giggle> see if they still do the standard duck would be intrested :D
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Post by: Paul on December 01, 2004, 16:27:32: Loads on eBay, This seller has 3 up for auction. :wink:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1039&item=5939116418&rd=1
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Post by: Luke on December 01, 2004, 16:27:49: WANT ONE, WANT ONE, WANT ONE!!!!!

Where can I get one? :shock:
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Post by: Colin 009 on December 01, 2004, 19:01:25: Er try the ebay link above :wink:
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Post by: turtle on December 01, 2004, 20:09:56: Cheers Paul, missed that one :oops:
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Post by: DIE BOK on December 01, 2004, 22:30:16: Thats one cool DUCK :!: :D
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Post by: Wanderer on December 01, 2004, 22:31:35: Chop its head off Phil and glue it back facing the wrong way. It'll be a Turn around duck.

Ed
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Post by: turtle on December 02, 2004, 21:34:08: Quote from: "Wanderer"
Chop its head off Phil and glue it back facing the wrong way. It'll be a Turn around duck.

Ed

:D :D :cry: :D :wink:
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Post by: BIG_ORANGE_90 on December 03, 2004, 21:19:16: I want one but i cant pay by card on that auction .
Where else could i get one?
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Post by: Paul on December 03, 2004, 21:27:28: They also takes Cheques and Postal orders.
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Post by: BIG_ORANGE_90 on December 04, 2004, 15:39:04: Its ok i bought one last night for Ã‚Â£5

http://www.kitsch.co.uk

Bargin!
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Post by: Digsit on December 04, 2004, 20:29:49: Check mine out :wink: Ã‚Â£3.99 off ebay :D :

http://members.mud-club.com/profiles/Dignit/gallery/Camoduck/0/820140-1101240751.
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Post by: Paul on December 04, 2004, 20:39:26: But it not the 'Proper' Red Evil Duck,
It does look kinda cute and doesn't
show the mud up like the red ones do. :wink: :lol:
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Post by: Dangermouse on December 04, 2004, 20:45:38: If you hunt the duck the duck will hunt you :evil:

DM :)
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Post by: Paul on December 04, 2004, 21:10:10: I look after mine,

In fact after he attended the Mucky Meetup I had to wash him. O:)
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Post by: Digsit on December 04, 2004, 21:53:31: Quote from: "Paul"
But it not the 'Proper' Red Evil Duck,
It does look kinda cute and doesn't
show the mud up like the red ones do. :wink: :lol:

He's red underneath :wink:
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Post by: Paul on December 04, 2004, 22:08:14: Mine is RED all over.

Maybe you should re-spray it.? :lol:
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Post by: Digsit on December 04, 2004, 22:10:12: Mine is RED all over too.............underneath :wink:
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Post by: Andy the Landy on December 04, 2004, 22:10:52: Like it(http://pages.prodigy.net/indianahawkeye/newpage15/15.gif)
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Post by: Paul on December 04, 2004, 22:13:45: Quote from: "Dignit"
Mine is RED all over too.............underneath :wink:

But it's not the real thing is it...?

Get yourself a proper one. :wink:
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Post by: Paul on December 04, 2004, 22:15:12: Quote from: "Andy the Landy"
Like it(http://pages.prodigy.net/indianahawkeye/newpage15/15.gif)

You getting one then Andy.?

It will go nicely with you RED Landy. :D
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Post by: Andy the Landy on December 04, 2004, 22:27:42: SWMBO is pulling her face at the moment cos I want a bonnet mounted one. Santa might buy her one for Christmas :D
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Post by: Paul on December 04, 2004, 22:51:10: Funny you should say that,
I was thinking of sticking a self tapper up it's bottom. :lol:
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Post by: Andy the Landy on December 04, 2004, 23:10:22: Might consider roof mounted so the little scallys cant reach it - little gits have already nicked my red tyre valves :cry:
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Post by: Andy the Landy on December 04, 2004, 23:14:05: What about the hot rod version http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=25454&item=4341881554&rd=1 :twisted: :twisted:
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Post by: Andy the Landy on December 04, 2004, 23:16:49: The Hot Rod has a new home :D :D just bought one
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Post by: Wanderer on December 05, 2004, 18:32:31: That reminds me. I must mount my coca cola polar bear on the roof rack. Lit up at night, should look Ok (off road of course)

Ed
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Post by: Andy the Landy on December 09, 2004, 11:16:47: Taken delivery today of the Devil 'Hot Rod' Duck
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Post by: Paul on December 09, 2004, 17:07:10: Very Good,

I'll stick with my red one. :D
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Post by: turtle on December 09, 2004, 18:51:25: Welcome to the club andy :D
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Post by: Merlin on December 09, 2004, 21:25:50: My "Hot-Rod" Devil Duckie arrived today, will now be living on top of the spare wheel in the back of the Rangie. I hope they don't get like Garfield's used to be & prats breaking in to pinch them !!!--Cogs :twisted: :twisted:
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Post by: turtle on December 09, 2004, 21:55:17: Quote from: "Cogs"
I hope they don't get like Garfield's used to be & prats breaking in to pinch them !!!--Cogs :twisted: :twisted:

I hope not as well. Welcome to the duckie club cogs :D
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Post by: Wanderer on December 09, 2004, 22:17:30: Welcome to the duckie club...............

Could have been worded better Phil :)

Ed
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Post by: Paul on December 09, 2004, 22:18:54: All right Duckie. :lol:
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Post by: Merlin on December 09, 2004, 22:32:34: Certainly sounds bad doesn't it !!, have to re-name them or we may attract :wink: :wink: you know :!: :!: :!: ==Cogs
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Post by: Digsit on December 09, 2004, 22:34:31: Now you know why mines in Camo gear :wink:
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Post by: Merlin on December 10, 2004, 06:57:58: But if it's good "Camo" on one will be able to see it. :!: :!:
I think I will try & sell "STEALTH" ones on "E" bay, I bet someone would put a bid in :lol: :lol: :lol: --Cogs
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Post by: Wanderer on December 10, 2004, 12:05:29: So Cliff has got the army one.
We just need a navy, construction, police................

:lol: :lol: :lol:
Ed
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Post by: Digsit on December 10, 2004, 13:57:08: Ouch :oops:

:lol: :wink:
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Post by: Merlin on December 13, 2004, 07:15:14: If anyone wants a duck you can get them from patsy howard on http://stores.ebay.co.uk/Retro-Dolls-and-Kitach-Goodies
She is selling them for Ã‚Â£4.99 incl. p&p & the profits go ro charity. Patsy is stopping selling them after Christmas so not long to go.--Cogs :lol: :lol:
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Post by: Merlin on December 13, 2004, 07:24:39: Woops, early morning blues!!, can't read my own writing. Proper address is :---http://stores.ebay.co.uk/Retro-Dolls-and-Kitsch-Goodies
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Post by: Patsy on December 13, 2004, 09:41:05: Thanks ever so much for the plug! :D My ebay store address is actually http://stores.ebay.co.uk/Retro-Dolls-and-Kitsch-Goodies though... :wink:

If anyone mentions the Mud Club when they make a purchase, I'll also include a Devil Duckie car air freshener with the order for free! (While stocks last - I only have 10 left...!)

Quote from: "Cogs"
Woops, early morning blues!!, can't read my own writing. Proper address is :---http://stores.ebay.co.uk/Retro-Dolls-and-Kitsch-Goodies
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Post by: gords on December 13, 2004, 11:30:46: Evil Duck ordered :D
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Post by: Merlin on December 13, 2004, 20:44:48: Patsy, never got one when I bought mine--Tony :cry: :cry:
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Post by: Merlin on December 13, 2004, 20:47:30: Sorry about the address, Sunday night must have been more "Liquid" than I thought, very slow brain recovery --Cogs
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Post by: Paul on December 13, 2004, 21:17:33: Quote from: "Cogs"
Patsy, never got one when I bought mine--Tony :cry: :cry:

Maybe you didn't mention Mud-Club. :lol: :lol:

I just mentioned it.... Can I have one. :)
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Post by: Patsy on December 13, 2004, 21:35:39: Quote from: "Cogs"
Patsy, never got one when I bought mine--Tony :cry: :cry:

Aw, Tony... :cry: It's not a little gift I'd *normally* give away with a duckie, but if you drop me a line with your address I'll pop one in the post to you. :D Thanks ever so much for all your help!
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Post by: Andy the Landy on December 13, 2004, 22:53:59: Patsy - Dont stop selling them until all 1665 members of this club have bought one to help the charity :wink:
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Post by: Merlin on December 14, 2004, 00:39:33: More supplies needed Patsy, (PS-are you going to buy a 4+4 & join us :?: :?:) :lol: :lol: -cogs
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Post by: Patsy on December 14, 2004, 06:59:38: Quote from: "Cogs"
(PS-are you going to buy a 4+4 & join us :?: :?:) :lol: :lol: -cogs

Well, if I did that I would have to make my husband sell his beloved Westfield SEight kit car.... :wink: It's nice to see a group of people actually USING their vehicles, rather than pootling around town in a pristine Landy.... :twisted:
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Post by: Merlin on December 14, 2004, 11:09:40: Woops!!!, if you are coming to our patch I will have to hide the Rangie & use the S1. :lol: :lol:
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Post by: Merlin on December 14, 2004, 11:11:41: Patsy, surprised you havn't got a "duck" by your name yet--more advertising :lol: :lol: --Cogs
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Post by: Patsy on December 14, 2004, 15:00:36: You were saying....?!? :wink:

Quote from: "Cogs"
Patsy, surprised you havn't got a "duck" by your name yet--more advertising :lol: :lol: --Cogs
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Post by: turtle on December 14, 2004, 16:04:14: Nice one Patsy.

Big thanks for the quick delivery of my devil duckie, hope your chartiy does well :D
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Post by: Paul on December 14, 2004, 16:29:17: Hi Patsy,

Just purchased one for the other motor. 8)

I think I mentioned Mud-Club to get my free air freshener. :D
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Post by: turtle on December 14, 2004, 16:31:32: Quote from: "Paul"
free air freshener. :D

I didn't get one of those :cry:
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Post by: Paul on December 14, 2004, 16:32:35: Quote from: "turtle"
Quote from: "Paul"
free air freshener. :D

I didn't get one of those :cry:

Ner Ner Nee Ner Ner. :lol:
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Post by: turtle on December 14, 2004, 16:34:06: Quote from: "Paul"
Quote from: "turtle"
Quote from: "Paul"
free air freshener. :D

I didn't get one of those :cry:

Ner Ner Nee Ner Ner. :lol:

Bar Humbug :? I'm off to sulk :cry:
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Post by: Paul on December 14, 2004, 16:36:04: All together now...... Arrrrrrr. :lol:
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Post by: Wanderer on December 14, 2004, 16:37:13: I got one when I bought mine.............
:twisted: :wink:
Ed
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Post by: Paul on December 14, 2004, 16:39:18: Don't rub it in to much Ed. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: Patsy on December 14, 2004, 16:44:37: Aw, sorry Phil... I only started sending them out with the Ducks for Mud Club members yesterday when my auctions were first mentioned on this thread... :(

Quote from: "turtle"
Quote from: "Paul"
free air freshener. :D

I didn't get one of those :cry:
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Post by: Paul on December 14, 2004, 16:46:02: Did you get my payment Patsy..?
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Post by: Merlin on December 14, 2004, 16:48:05: Well done , ace color for the SWMBO'S--Cogs :lol: :lol:
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Post by: Patsy on December 14, 2004, 17:01:35: Hi Paul,

Yes - I did! Thank you. :D I sent you an email but I'm not sure if you've received it? I'll get everything off to you tomorrow.

If anyone is thinking of buying a Devil Duck (or anything else I sell) as Christmas presents, I'll be posting up to 5pm on 23rd December. I do work full-time, however, so I need to get 'final orders' and paypal payments in before noon on 23rd to guarantee same-day despatch (I'll nip home and collect them in my lunch break!) My boss is letting me get into work at 7.30am *groan* so that I can leave early enough to make it to the main post office in town each evening. However, I can't guarantee that Royal Mail will deliver next-day, but everything is sent first class. :D

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Did you get my payment Patsy..?
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Post by: Paul on December 14, 2004, 17:07:52: Quote from: "Patsy"
I'll get everything off to you tomorrow.

I'll soon be a 2 duck family. \:D/
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Post by: Wanderer on December 14, 2004, 17:11:17: You could then get the three baby ducks to complete the family.

:lol:

Ed
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Post by: Paul on December 14, 2004, 17:18:02: Might get them later, I'll let these two get to know each other first. :lol:
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Post by: Wanderer on December 14, 2004, 17:22:22: I hope you haven't really got a little drake and made a big mistake.....

:lol:

Ed
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Post by: Digsit on December 14, 2004, 18:38:59: Quote from: "Paul"
Quote from: "Patsy"
I'll get everything off to you tomorrow.

I'll soon be a 2 duck family. \:D/

Me too :wink: :D
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Post by: Paul on December 14, 2004, 19:15:01: Quote from: "Dignit"
Quote from: "Paul"
Quote from: "Patsy"
I'll get everything off to you tomorrow.

I'll soon be a 2 duck family. \:D/

Me too :wink: :D

They are slowly taking over. :D
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Post by: datalas on December 14, 2004, 20:33:58: sorry I started it now :)

Oh... I shouldn't have said that, Brutus is glaring at me
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Post by: Paul on December 14, 2004, 21:32:42: Glad you did Daz,

Looks like world domination is on its way. :twisted:
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Post by: Andy the Landy on December 15, 2004, 00:40:07: Paul - You need to buy another 2. Then its stereo for each vehicle and surround sound for both :shock:
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Post by: Paul on December 15, 2004, 00:42:27: Andy,

Just one in each car will do. :D

I get a telling off if the ducks not in the car when I pick the Lad up. :roll:
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Post by: Andy the Landy on December 15, 2004, 00:53:21: My 3yr old rips the duck off the dash and says 'mine Daddy' - I rip it back and say 'no it isnt, buy your own' :wink:
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Post by: Paul on December 15, 2004, 01:01:19: Maybe you should get him one for xmas then. :wink:
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Post by: Andy the Landy on December 15, 2004, 01:03:34: Quote from: "Paul"
Maybe you should get him one for xmas then. :wink:
Would have to get 2 - one to complete the stereo and one for little theiving mitts :twisted:
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Post by: Paul on December 15, 2004, 01:04:45: Go for it Andy, You know you want to. :D

There taking over. :twisted:
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Post by: Andy the Landy on December 15, 2004, 01:09:53: But where does it stop :?: would then need 3 for every day car (2 for stereo and 1 for theiving mitts) :shock:
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Post by: Paul on December 15, 2004, 01:11:31: Well once you have had a couple for a wile I
guess you have to go for the baby ducks next. :lol:
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Post by: Andy the Landy on December 15, 2004, 01:13:33: Ahhhh - we return to the Drake and the Mallard bit of the thread :D
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Post by: Paul on December 15, 2004, 01:16:24: I'm still thinking of drilling the bonnet on the
Rangie and sticking a self tapper up it's bottom. :lol:
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Post by: Andy the Landy on December 15, 2004, 01:20:05: At least it should get its feet wet now and again sat on bonnet. Come to think of it, its feet will get wet on dashboard in mine (not through wading - it just leaks :D )
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Post by: Paul on December 15, 2004, 01:21:44: I was also toying with the idea of fitting a small
bulb in it so it has a nice red glow to it at night.
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Post by: Andy the Landy on December 15, 2004, 01:23:47: Quote from: "Paul"
I was also toying with the idea of fitting a small
bulb in it so it has a nice red glow to it at night.

Go for it, the Fairy on the Tree an all that :D
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Post by: Paul on December 15, 2004, 01:24:59: :lol:

Right I'm off to bed, Just me and you left on here.

Tat tar 4 now. :wink:
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Post by: Andy the Landy on December 15, 2004, 01:26:36: TTFN - must get some ZZZZZZZZZ's meself :wink:
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Post by: Sooty on December 15, 2004, 19:05:20: It's Here
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Post by: Sooty on December 15, 2004, 19:08:04: Protecting my owner.
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Post by: Wolfie_ on December 15, 2004, 19:46:22: Only my second post on here so hello to all , any way back to the point after seeing this thread i decided i had to have one as well so have bought the camo one to be attached to my front bull bars of my rr classic :D
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Post by: Andy the Landy on December 15, 2004, 21:44:28: Sooty - Luv it :D
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Post by: muddyweb on December 15, 2004, 21:59:52: Quote from: "Sooty"
Protecting my owner.

That is quite frightening....

..the ducks are scary too :-)

Sorry.... I've been itching to say it since you posted, couldn't help myself ;-)
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Post by: hobbit on December 15, 2004, 22:10:44: Is the right thing on top of the tree?

:lol: :lol: :wink:
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Post by: turtle on December 16, 2004, 08:59:36: Now a two duckie family this one arrived in the post yesterday :D
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Post by: Paul on December 16, 2004, 11:03:38: Mine arrived today, Thanks Patsy. :D

Got a Devil Duck Air Freshener too. \:D/
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Post by: m0awb on December 16, 2004, 11:42:44: Quote from: "turtle"
Well Devil Duckie to be exact :? Went for the Hod Rod version, now sits on the dashboard of Turtle to ward away evil :D

What all this Devil Duck craze about? Is there something your all not telling me?

I've asked Santa for a "Road Angel" to sit on my dash http://www.premierdirect.co.uk/startranew.htm should I ring him up and change my order to a Duck?
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Post by: Paul on December 16, 2004, 11:53:10: Tony,

Don't change your order, I'll be happy to swap
one of my Devil Ducks for your Road Angel. :lol:
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Post by: Wolfie_ on December 16, 2004, 11:57:35: received my camo ducks today thanks Patsy
aswell as my air freshener and xmas card :D again thanks
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Post by: turtle on December 16, 2004, 11:58:06: Quote from: "m0awb"
Quote from: "turtle"
Well Devil Duckie to be exact :? Went for the Hod Rod version, now sits on the dashboard of Turtle to ward away evil :D

What all this Devil Duck craze about? Is there something your all not telling me?

I've asked Santa for a "Road Angel" to sit on my dash http://www.premierdirect.co.uk/startranew.htm should I ring him up and change my order to a Duck?

Have you not heard, where have you been!! evil duck or devil ducks are becoming the mascot of the club, all those in the know have a evil duck to protect them :wink: :D

As Paul says don't change your order I gladly swap one devil duckie for the road angle :wink:
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Post by: Vam on December 16, 2004, 12:04:07: Quote from: "turtle"

Have you not heard, where have you been!! evil duck or devil ducks are becoming the mascot of the club, all those in the know have a evil duck to protect them :wink: :D

I've got a bunny/mouse (no one can guess what it is) that the boys bought for me shortly after having the landi, couldn't possibly defect and have a duck! :shock:

Helen
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Post by: turtle on December 16, 2004, 12:07:05: Could have a duck as well :wink:
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Post by: m0awb on December 16, 2004, 13:18:36: Quote from: "turtle"

Have you not heard, where have you been!! evil duck or devil ducks are becoming the mascot of the club, all those in the know have a evil duck to protect them :wink: :D

In that case I'll get one, like the look of the Turbo ones, think I'll have to have one of those...

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As Paul says don't change your order I gladly swap one devil duckie for the road angle :wink:

Ok, if everyone on here sends me their name and address on the back of a Ã‚Â£20 note, I'll put them all in a hat and pull one out. Whomever wins, I'll swap them :)

Assuming Santa does actually bring me one and not another pair of bloody socks :cry:
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Post by: Vam on December 16, 2004, 17:47:05: Quote from: "turtle"
Could have a duck as well :wink:

Hmmmmm

Must say, the more I think about it, the more I like the idea of one mounted 'silver lady' style on the front of the bonnet :twisted:

Helen
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Post by: m0awb on December 16, 2004, 20:35:50: Quote from: "datalas"
sorry I started it now :)

I've just been perusing your web site Datalas and found this

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Hello, I believe you sell spare parts for Land Rovers?"
"Yes, we do"
"OK, I need a coil for a 1972 Series 2a Petrol"
"A what?"
"A 1972 Series 2a?"
"Is that a Range Rover"?
"No, it isn't"
"A Discovery?"
"No"
"A Freelander?"
"No"
"It's not one of those other ones is it, what are they called?"
"Defender?"
"Yes, that's it"
"No, it's not one of those either it's for a 1972 Series 2a, it's probably the same as the one listed for a series three"
"1972? Land Rover weren't around in 1972, they were started in the 80's to sell the Range Rover"

That is alomost word for word the same conversation I had when trying to get an insurance quote for a series 3 except the first and third lines where I asked about insurance rather than spare parts.

The last line is an exact carbon copy of what the insurance company said to me, I wished I'd never started the conversation with them.
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Post by: Sooty on December 17, 2004, 09:06:12: Quote from: "Sooty"
Protecting my owner.

Don't need him now.
I have got a new friend.
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Post by: Patsy on December 17, 2004, 09:12:09: Hi Folks! :D

I've received several emails since yesterday from people who've bought Devil Ducks recently that haven't arrived yet... :cry:

Rest assured that if I say in my email that I will be despatching on a specific day, then unless something catastrophic happens (and I would always make sure an email was sent somehow or other to advise of a delay!) the Duckie will go out to you as promised. :)

If your Duckie hasn't arrived within a few days, please try ringing your local sorting office because more often than not, 'missing' items have been returned to the depot without a card being left by the postman..... :shock:

If your purchase has definitely not arrived - and Royal Mail insist we allow 2 weeks(!) before making an investigation - I will do all I can to assist in a claim on the certificate of posting. However, the only way I can guarantee that Royal Mail will pay out in the event of a missing parcel is if it is sent by recorded delivery, which you can select at 'checkout' when you advise/send payment. :) Because of obvious delays in delivery at this time of year (I'm still waiting for a cheque that was posted last week!) I can't justify/afford to send replacements ducks after only a few days have passed. I'm really sorry about that and I know that these Ducks might have been purchased as Christmas presents. I am an honest seller and I wouldn't jeopardise my 100% postive feedback by not sending goods when I say I will.

I can only suggest that if you buy a Duckie from me and need it in time for Christmas, that you select the 'Recorded Delivery' option. It may not get to you any faster, but at least we can keep an eye on its whereabouts...

I'm sorry for such a long, self-indulgent post... It's just that after an email I received late last night accusing me of stealing money and not sending goods (that one wasn't related to a devil duckie, but it did prompt me to write this message!) I thought this would be the best way to let you all know what was going on. :D

Please do check with your local sorting office if any items haven't arrived within a few days because the chances are if it's not still in transit, it will be there.

Bye for now,

Patsy x
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Post by: Bush Tucker Man on December 17, 2004, 10:01:04: Been browsing at this topic.

What's the score, is it a new craze or something??

On a reasonably similar line, does anyone know where I can get a bonnet mascot like the one on the 'black Mack truck' that Kris Kristofferson drove as Martyn Penwald ('Rubber Duck')
It was the duck with the crest down its back & the cigar in its mouth.

Just of pure interest & nostalgia, of course :wink:
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Post by: gords on December 17, 2004, 10:45:34: Patsy, I am one of those still waiting for delivery (and have emailed you!) but I would, in no way, accuse you of "stealing my money".

Luckily, I suppose, it isn't an xmas present so whenever it turns up is fine. I'll try ringing my local sorting office today or Monday.

Maybe I should order another one, just in case.... :wink:
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Post by: Patsy on December 17, 2004, 11:24:52: Hi Gordon,

Thanks for the reply. :D I hope you received my reply to your email?

I'm really sorry if my post made it sound as though I was bothered about receiving emails enquiring whether ducks had been sent - that certainly wasn't the intention. It was just the sheer number of emails that I've received since yesterday understandably enquiring about the despatch/whereabouts of purchases that made me think it might be a good idea to reassure people that their duckies have been sent. :) I've only - thankfully - had one person send me an impolite, accusatory email and it was about a completely different purchase. :shock: It did upset me a bit at the time because any postal delays/postmen not leaving cards to advise of delivery attempts are obviously beyond my control. :cry: Everyone else has been really lovely and polite. :D I've already decided to replace any missing ducks out of my own pocket (unfortunately I can't replace the air fresheners because I'm running very low on those) if duckies don't arrive within 2 weeks of being sent because I hate to think of people paying for an item and not receiving it. I will just have to hope that Royal Mail pays up on the certificate of posting because very few people - myself included! - opt for recorded delivery. :wink:

Anyway, good luck with the sorting office... I really hope your duckie is there or still on its way! I spent nearly all afternoon trying to get through to my sorting office yesterday when the postman accidentally posted the pad he obtains recorded/special delivery signatures on though my letterbox instead of a card to tell me I had an item of post waiting for me at the depot....!

Bye for now,

Patsy x
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Post by: hobbit on December 17, 2004, 15:55:47: Sounds like a busy time there, could be some delays with it being this time of year as well
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Post by: Luke on December 17, 2004, 16:01:20: I ordered mine yesterday!
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Post by: Digsit on December 17, 2004, 19:59:38: Our postie stuck a card thro saying we were to collect from sorting office. Julie went to collect it for me but they 'lost' it :evil:

That evening my neighbour gave me a lovely neat parcel with Evil Dick and Air Freshener along with a nice Chrissie card (thanks Patsy).

Postie didnt think to put another card thro telling us that a neighbour had it. ](*,)
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Post by: Sooty on December 17, 2004, 20:10:03: As far as I am concerned Patsy is the best.
I ordered my duck on 14th, screwed up the paypal payments which Patsy sorted out, and the duck arrived this morning.
Could not have done better if I had driven up and collected it my self, well done Patsy =D> =D>
As for the nasty email don't worry, I have been in the service industry for 30 years or more and there are people out there who if you send them something free of charge they complain that there is only one of them and that one is the wrong colour, take no notice.
Have a very merry christmas Patsy.
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Post by: Patsy on December 17, 2004, 21:05:12: Aw, thanks guys! :D

I seem to remember that I only sent you an Evil Duck, though, Cliff.... :wink:

Patsy x
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Post by: Digsit on December 17, 2004, 21:23:47: Quote from: "Patsy"
Aw, thanks guys! :D

I seem to remember that I only sent you an Evil Duck, though, Cliff.... :wink:

Patsy x

oh sorry shhhhh :wink:
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Post by: Digsit on December 17, 2004, 21:25:37: Quote from: "Dignit"

That evening my neighbour gave me a lovely neat parcel with Evil Dick and Air Freshener

:oops: :oops: just realized :lol:
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Post by: Dirty Gertie on December 22, 2004, 20:32:59: I received my Duckie this morning (at 7.50 am!! :shock: )
I'll be posting feedback forthwith, thank you Patsy, and have a lovely Christmas!!
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Post by: Wolfie_ on December 22, 2004, 20:39:51: Your lucky Janie I'm lucky to see my post before lunchtime, which is always good when you waiting for your parts to work on rangie and most of the day is wasted waiting for the post :(
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Post by: Sooty on December 22, 2004, 22:18:43: You told me you were on the pill :roll:
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Post by: Wanderer on December 22, 2004, 22:20:30: Good gawd,

He's as bad with little ducks as he is with Landrovers!
Can say no!

Ed
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Post by: Paul on December 22, 2004, 22:23:48: Looks like I better keep mine apart. :shock:

Might end up with more than ducks Patsy if I don't. :lol:
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Post by: Dirty Gertie on December 23, 2004, 01:08:18: Quote from: "wolfie_"
Your lucky Janie I'm lucky to see my post before lunchtime, which is always good when you waiting for your parts to work on rangie and most of the day is wasted waiting for the post :(

I reckon it was a plot!! I never usually see postie til much later (mind you, that could be 'cos I don't usually get parcels, so they never usually knock, and I'm probably asleep anyway!! :lol: )
Nice to see another LRO'er over here Wolfie!!
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Post by: Wolfie_ on December 23, 2004, 10:25:44: I been around over here for a little while now Janie after asking a question on lro and being directed over here to look at a thread.at the mo tho spend more time reading than posting,still finding me feet
but back to threads topic heres my ducks that will find a way of being attached to my bullbars shortly
(http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/wolfs_place/images/7-picture1.gif)
Cant get pic to work what am i doing wrong?
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Post by: muddyweb on December 23, 2004, 11:15:12: You had a question mark at the end of the image name ;-)
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Post by: Wolfie_ on December 23, 2004, 11:20:24: Thankyou
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Post by: Digsit on January 08, 2005, 18:18:50: Check out my new additon:

http://members.mud-club.com/profiles/Dignit/gallery/Camoduck/0/313563-1105208298.
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Post by: Wolfie_ on January 08, 2005, 18:22:55: thats one wicked duck.where'd you get him?
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Post by: Andy. on January 08, 2005, 18:24:16: Quote from: "Dignit"
Check out my new additon:

http://members.mud-club.com/profiles/Dignit/gallery/Camoduck/0/313563-1105208298.

Excellent, I like that one, where did you get that one from :?:
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Post by: Xtremeteam on January 08, 2005, 18:26:23: where do u get the ducks from?
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Post by: Digsit on January 08, 2005, 18:28:17: Look up Mud Club member 'Patsy' :wink: . She is somewhere in this thread too :D
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Post by: Wolfie_ on January 08, 2005, 18:29:06: mine came from here http://feedback.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedback&userid=patsy-howard&item=4343340408&iid=4343340408&frm=1883&ssPageName=STRK:MEWN:SID
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Post by: Digsit on January 08, 2005, 18:31:56: Thats her Wolfie :D
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Post by: Xtremeteam on January 08, 2005, 18:38:00: Thanx
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Post by: Digsit on January 25, 2005, 13:54:27: Latest 'Evil Duck' to be had :wink: :

http://members.mud-club.com/profiles/Digsit/gallery/Camoduck/0/183691-1106661244.
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Post by: turtle on January 25, 2005, 14:23:30: Quote from: "Digsit"
Latest 'Evil Duck' to be had :wink: :

You won't have any dash left at this rate :wink: :D
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Post by: Digsit on January 25, 2005, 17:50:57: Quote from: "turtle"
Quote from: "Digsit"
Latest 'Evil Duck' to be had :wink: :

You won't have any dash left at this rate :wink: :D

They can always take up 'Kiddie' space :wink:
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Post by: Andy. on January 25, 2005, 22:29:50: Quote from: "turtle"
Quote from: "Digsit"
Latest 'Evil Duck' to be had :wink: :

You won't have any dash left at this rate :wink: :D

Lets hope they are all stuck down OK, otherwise when you get stuck next wading they may all swim away :lol:
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Post by: BIG_ORANGE_90 on January 26, 2005, 11:52:12: :D I got a black one with orange tips for the 90 and a red one with black tips for the freelander. But im not geting a polka dot one thats just going too far.
PS. they are all from the wonderful Patsy. :)
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Post by: Digsit on January 26, 2005, 12:30:22: Quote from: "BIG_ORANGE_90"
:D I got a black one with orange tips for the 90 and a red one with black tips for the freelander. But im not geting a polka dot one thats just going too far.
PS. they are all from the wonderful Patsy. :)

Ploka Dot - Too Far? Surely not :wink:

\:D/ WE LOVE PATSY \:D/
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Post by: BIG_ORANGE_90 on January 26, 2005, 13:20:21: Digsit wrote:
Quote
Ploka Dot - Too Far? Surely not WE LOVE PATSY

No no definatly to far.
We certanly do love patsy. :D
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Post by: BIG_ORANGE_90 on January 26, 2005, 14:25:15: How do i get the (protected by an evil duck) logo at the botom of my signature? :?
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Post by: turtle on January 26, 2005, 14:31:25: Quote from: "BIG_ORANGE_90"
How do i get the (protected by an evil duck) logo at the botom of my signature? :?

Just add this link into you profile signature

(http://www.datalas.com/cellar/link/duck.jpg) (http://www.datalas.com)
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Post by: BIG_ORANGE_90 on January 26, 2005, 14:37:23: Sorry Phil can you explain this a bit more, im no good at this kind of thing.
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Post by: turtle on January 26, 2005, 14:41:53: Sorry it displayed the pic rather than showing the link try this

copy the below text into your profile signature replace the , with .

Code: [Select]
[url=http://www,datalas,com][img]http://www,datalas,com/cellar/link/duck,jpg[/img][/url]
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Post by: BIG_ORANGE_90 on January 26, 2005, 14:50:22: Im going to loose my rag here! aaarghhh :evil: :x :cry:
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Post by: Landieman on January 26, 2005, 14:51:58: in the code you copied in you need to replace the comma's with full stops
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Post by: BIG_ORANGE_90 on January 26, 2005, 14:59:36: YA Hoooooooooooooooooooooo Thanks for that, i was getting realy angry.
Time for a pint.
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Post by: turtle on January 26, 2005, 15:03:38: Sorry about that, it was the only way I could get it to show the code rather than the picture.
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Post by: BIG_ORANGE_90 on January 26, 2005, 15:14:09: Och its nae problem, im just short tempered.
Thanks