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Title: Hero of our Time - the interviews you won't see on TV
Post by: zebidee on July 02, 2007, 13:42:13: Tribute site to the guy who took down the guy who'd set himself on fire.

http://johnsmeaton.com/

The comments are fantastic.

:D :D :D
Title: Hero of our Time - the interviews you won't see on TV
Post by: Lord Shagg-Pyle on July 02, 2007, 14:18:13: Wot a top bloke! He deserves a medal!
Title: Hero of our Time - the interviews you won't see on TV
Post by: welshlaner on July 02, 2007, 15:57:40: Good one

more and more i use the tineterenet to get the true story not the offical heavy censored one sided view points of the state controlled BBC and the like

tineternet changing things
Title: Hero of our Time - the interviews you won't see on TV
Post by: Bishops Finger on July 02, 2007, 16:21:30: The guy deserves an award (as well as a pint)
Title: Hero of our Time - the interviews you won't see on TV
Post by: RCRockCrawler on July 02, 2007, 16:41:23: Funny stuff! :lol:

That bloke's never going to be short of a pint. :D
Title: Hero of our Time - the interviews you won't see on TV
Post by: Discohugh on July 02, 2007, 18:06:00: Great bloke, we should all give these treasonous $%**&( a good kicking then deport anyone related to them. Bloody sympathisers if they want to act like that then [!Expletive Deleted!] off somewhere else if living in our great country is so terrible. We put up with far too much political correctness and have turned into a nanny state allowing everyone to express themselves because it is their right.........trying to blow people up is not an expression just cold blooded murder. Bring back hanging for these offences, zero tolerance. :evil:
Title: Hero of our Time - the interviews you won't see on TV
Post by: Boggert on July 02, 2007, 18:59:26: I'll buy the guy a Pint... He'll have his on chat show soon! :lol:
Title: Hero of our Time - the interviews you won't see on TV
Post by: Xtremeteam on July 02, 2007, 19:24:47: Quote
London Airports: Little bit of fog? closed for days.
Glasgow Airport: Blown up? Open within 24 hours.

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Is that you bombinâ€™ the Big Manâ€™s airport?

:lol: :lol:
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There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures John Smeaton allows to live.
Jabba the Hut used to be a tall beautiful blonde woman named Susan, until she talked too much during a date with John Smeaton
After piting her to the point where she melted into the slug beast form, John Smeaton re-named her Jabba to remind her not to jibba-jabba so much.

John Smeaton invented orphans.

The Virgin Mary isnâ€™t really a virgin. Just ask John Smeaton
When John Smeaton folds his arms, the U.K. Terror Alert Level is raised to gold.

John Smeaton doesnâ€™t have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.

Ghosts are actually caused by John Smeaton killing people faster than Death can process them.
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that John SmeatonPC will crash.

John Smeaton is not hung like a horseâ€¦ horses are hung like John Smeaton

John Smeaton plays russian roulette with a fully loded revolverâ€¦ and wins.

John Smeaton once had an erection while lying face down and struck oil.

When God said, â€œLet there be lightâ€, John Smeaton said, â€œsay please.â€

The grass is always greener on the other side, unless John Smeaton has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.

John Smeaton keeps his ID on the bottom of his right foot. Nobody ever asks him for his ID.

Most men are okay with their wives fantasizing about John Smeaton during sex, because they are doing the same thing.

John Smeaton doesnâ€™t need a miracle in order to split the ocean. He just walks in and the water gets the [!Expletive Deleted!] out of the way.

The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with John Smeaton
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Title: Audio of an interview with the man
Post by: zebidee on July 02, 2007, 20:18:17: Best part is about 1 minute 10 in.

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-320482941198375960&q=john+smeaton+glasgow+airport&total=3&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=2
Title: Hero of our Time - the interviews you won't see on TV
Post by: beast5680 on July 02, 2007, 21:43:50: top man 8) pull all the troops out of iraq and send him in :lol:
Title: Hero of our Time - the interviews you won't see on TV
Post by: freelanderpx54 on July 02, 2007, 22:52:43: Why didn't he let the scumbag die? that WOULD have been the best thing he could of done. I would have gladly made the trip to Glasgow to buy him a pint then