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Chat & Social => The Bar - General Chat => Topic started by: the loon on July 28, 2006, 20:10:11

Title: you have to wonder sometimes.....
Post by: the loon on July 28, 2006, 20:10:11

While looking around local B&Q today noticed that they are having a clearence of there range of safes.

Had a look and they all have a small label on the front -

B&Q advisory
Do not store your safe keys in safe


Well that makes them idiot proof then
 :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Title: you have to wonder sometimes.....
Post by: Bishops Finger on July 28, 2006, 20:14:12

Thats up there with Tesco's BBQ range having instructions how to cook in the oven and then finish off on the BBQ......

Title: you have to wonder sometimes.....
Post by: the loon on July 28, 2006, 20:20:01

theres the billy connolly line about the hairdryer in the australian hotel -
Warning Do not use hair dryer in shower.

they shouldnt put this type of warning on things.

If you need a warning like that you probably -
(A) too dumb to read it in the first place
(B)not worth giving a warning to
(its called natural selection  :lol: )

Title: you have to wonder sometimes.....
Post by: mud-club-matty on July 28, 2006, 20:31:12

thats silly they aint very safe then  :D

Title: you have to wonder sometimes.....
Post by: zippy on July 28, 2006, 21:37:15

removing these type of labels can only make for a healthy gene pool :D

Title: you have to wonder sometimes.....
Post by: Horness on July 28, 2006, 21:54:43

Bag of nuts WARNING this product contains nuts  :shock:

DUH!

They have to protect the clueless morons however - as we will need them as politicians when they grow up.  :twisted:
One day stood in the shower using the hairdryer... next day running the country.

Survival of the thickest.  :wink:

Title: you have to wonder sometimes.....
Post by: laser_jock99 on July 28, 2006, 22:32:13

Quote from: "zippy"

removing these type of labels can only make for a healthy gene pool :D

Talking of keeping a healthy gene pool here is Darwins law of Natural Selection at work......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbFVBiGuQlU

Title: you have to wonder sometimes.....
Post by: Baby_Rhino on July 29, 2006, 00:34:06

Quote from: "laser_jock99"

Quote from: "zippy"

removing these type of labels can only make for a healthy gene pool :D

Talking of keeping a healthy gene pool here is Darwins law of Natural Selection at work......

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbFVBiGuQlU

oh

my

god

 :shock: