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DAM BUGS!!!!

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laser_jock99:
Avoid going to Scotland between May & October! I used to do some climbing up there and this was the prefered tatic.

Budgie:

--- Quote from: "Andy the Landy" ---Light up a ciggy - they soon disappear :wink:
--- End quote ---


Not up here they don't, they just go for your ears, head, hands and neck instead. Then they sit back and have cigar!!  :D

Reaper:
I was Fishing up in scotland a few years back and got talking to a couple of old boys who had fished there all their lives one was 88 the other 92.
I asked them what they did to keep the midges away thinking they would say something like "what midges" or "they don't bother us natives" but no, they tell me how both of them had served in the army and had traveled all over the world and to this day they both agree that Scottish midges are the worst!! and what do they now use to keep them away--
AVON  Skin So Soft!
since then I have used this everywhere I go and have never had a problem!   Bizzare I know but it seems to work

xmob:
Yesterday I was just about eaten alive by midges at LQ thanks to the combination of lots of wet followed by lots of heat.  Today, I found out that copious amounts of petrol in your clothes and a ciggie did a good job of keeping them away.

Just let the petrol evaporate before you light a ciggie.   :D

the loon:

--- Quote from: "xmob" ---Yesterday I was just about eaten alive by midges at LQ thanks to the combination of lots of wet followed by lots of heat.  Today, I found out that copious amounts of petrol in your clothes and a ciggie did a good job of keeping them away.

Just let the petrol evaporate before you light a ciggie.   :D
--- End quote ---


how do you make xmob bark like a dog?

give him his ciggie before petrol has evaporated and....WOOF....

 :wink:

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