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spoof parking tickets from the anti's

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Range Rover Blues:
I'm off to find an Audi Quattro then.

Big Rich:

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especialy like the bit about -
"Stick to big models and avoid the little ones like the Justy and RAV4 and make sure you look for signs of genuine off road use such as mud or equipment in the back.We want farmers who need these things on our side so try not to anoy them by mis-targeting"

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Hope they don't put one on my disco, its an off road toy but also my only mode of transport. Best Landy on the farm.  :wink:

Rich

JeepCher53:
I had a similar ticket left on my Freelander (which was filthy at the time) asking me why I had bought such an uneconomical vehicle? Oh, 37mpg not good enough then? Freebies take up less length than a Volvo estate, a Chrysler Voyager, a Peugeot 407 estate, etc, etc.
A Volvo estate had parked in a space in Stoke Mandeville Hospital making it impossible for anything other than a Metro or Micra to get past because its arse end stuck out so far :evil:  I wish I had a ticket to put on his car :shock:

Jake:
I want some of these tickets
where do i get them from?

ian_s:

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--- Quote from: "BRO" ---Got mine today too... :roll:

What to do with them? ...
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alternative uses for your spoof parking tickets

1.fire lighters
2.fold up and use as draught excluder
3.wipe to get mud off tyres before going back on road
4.wallpaper you house in them
5.large cigarette paper
6.1 page joke book
7.fold into very small tent say for a mouse as example
8.shred and use as packing material
9.village idiot application form(ask the potential idiot if these are true facts)
10.markers when doing treasure hunt

any one think of any more ?
the stranger the better.
wonder if these will sell on ebay?
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you forgot bog roll

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