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Saffy:
 :-k place the skip on top of a landmine

J.D.:
Hook the skip up to the mains power switchboard for the weekend. Hey presto, would you like the pikies well done or crispy?

hairyasswelder:
How about putting skip locks on them.

There are products off the shelf for ro ro,s that fit on the lifting bar and others for standard skips that fit on the lifting hooks  ;)

Bear in mind a 40yd skip is worth 2 grand or so, quick blast and paint and bobs your mums brother, no serial no. no number plate nobody looking for it  :police:

littlepow:

--- Quote from: Saffy on September 16, 2010, 21:30:56 --- :-k place the skip on top of a landmine

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Landmines are usually design to detonate om compression - would end up spoiling the delivery drivers day.

Could always get it on a rubber base and then add a few volts - using the toerag as an earthing point!

sv130:
 Apparently they have the theft on vid cam but its not much help really, :-. just a plain unmarked white cab truck drove in did the lift and drove off. 8.10 am when most of the workforce was still drinking tea etc.

 The last time I heard of a skip going awol was 3 weeks ago at the rear of our houses. The scrotes not only took the skip but emptied the crap out of it in the lane behind the houses :shocked:

 It seems to be a growth industry at minute, they are so brazen about it.
 They never seem suspicious do they skip wagons.

  Gaz 

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