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Anger over school sheep slaughter

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Red Defender:
i like kids but i find them a bit stringy  :lol:

but in all seriouseness yes they will get to taste

Lord Shagg-Pyle:
The head mistress ( if I can still use that word in this oh so PC world that we are now in) should be commended.
Its about time that some reality was taught to youngsters.
O'Grady should back off and do what he does best, namely keeping the proles entertained.
I remember dealing with a guy who had moved from the 'smoke' out to deepest rural Norfolk and complained to the local beat officer (me) about the noise from the tractors, the dust from the wheat fields being harvested and the smell from the manure that was put on the fields.
After a long time of trying to reason with him, I lost it and told that if he didn't want to live with the reality of the countryside, then he best pack up his wax jacket, green hunter wellies and golden lab, dump them in the back of his nice clean 'Chelsea Tractor' and sod off back to the city, and leave the country to those who understood it.
He complained to my inspector, who told him that if he didn't want to live in the reality of the countryside..................

You get the idea.

To quote the Countryside Alliance, if I can do that without being lambasted

"Keep your bullsh*t in Westminster, we'll keep ours in the country!"

Red Defender:
was out driving with some kids today and one of them asked what the smell was - i said it was his aftershave :lol:

but in seriousness a farmer had been spreading - i explained this concept to the kids who thought it was disgusting i explained about nutrients and fertilization and how it makes use of the waste from the cattle shed, they commented "cant they put compost on like normal people" !!! they wouldn't believe me where compost comes from !!

the same kid asked if i was going to go round and pick up behind the sheep like you have to for dogs - i replied no and he offered to report me !!

i then explained that it was my field/private land and if the sheep wants to cr@p where it eats that's fine! - he still wasn't happy so i handed him a plastic bag and said if its that much of a problem to you I'm quite happy for you to poo pick a 2 acre field! - He shut up then :lol:

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