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Theres a Rat in my kitchen, what am i gonna do?

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robert francis:
chuck a cat under the floor boards if its hungry it will catch them , lol  IM JOKING

my grandad used to make up a plater mix and put in ( anersead spelling not great  ) flavoring, then he used to find stiff rats on his farm. lol

Disco Matt:
A tame snake? It can wander under the floor and will come back when hungry (after it's run out of food!)  :lol:

bilge rat:
we had rats in me shed a couple of years ago . got the local council chap to come round he used a poison that kills them and they did smell but not for long . smell soon went . i did finaly find 2 of them when i moved house and took my shed with me. they looked like they had been ran over by a steam roller. trouble is with poison is iff you have pets that can get to the mice or rats it can poison them too.

Disco Matt:
Not to put too fine a point on it, the poison works by making them go...runny.  :lipsrsealed:

You don't want to know any more, but that's why they looked flattened!  :lol:

carbore:
Get a smaller caliber rifle and some cheese colour cammo.

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