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Lord Shagg-Pyle:

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--- Quote from: TDi90 on June 05, 2009, 17:46:17 ---i mean happy birthday  :lol:

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Hehe.

Cheers guys, needless to say not much work got done over the weekend! :D

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The Lord says, thou shalt have your days of rest, for most verily did the drink angels blow their trumpets of Jericho, that caused much dismay and discomfort among the righteous brain cells!
Perchance, did the Hangover Badger take a dump in your facial orifice?

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Never heard it quite like that before! :D Is the hangover badger related to the Emu of Justice? Or are we just on an animal theme this week!



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The Emu of Justice is indeed a most fearsome beast! It shall cast ye with it's steely gaze, strike forth with the beak of ultimate force, before crapping forth the poop of ultimate righteousness on your shoes!

Unlike the Hangover Badger, which sneaks into your room after you have been drinking forth of much ale! It gets under your bed, lifts it up on its back and rotates at great speed, while pulling the ceiling and walls in with its 10ft long claws. Once that is done, it leaps upon your stomach to make you wee yourself, before trumping most fruitfully which makes your family think you have had too much ale and a curry that has had a bad effect.
Finally it drops it 'reproductive undercarraige' into your mouth, giving that slightly stale, hairy feeling.
They have been known to leave their young in your bathroom, cunningly disguised! See the picture!


Do you see where I'm coming from on this?

J.D.:
 :roll: Groan.  :roll:

I really laughed reading that, and I didn't guess what you were on about until the end!

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