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AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bishops Finger:
Put some bubonic plague rats in the house
Or a Predator...maybe 2 predators :lol:
Saffy:
this being mean to bb contestants thread reminds me of Douglas Adams Hitch Hiker Guide to Galaxy series of books where part of the story is about a 'fired into space' ARK type ship full of hairdressers, account executives, film makers, security guards, telephone sanitisers, and people akin to big brother contestants which made up 1 third of a planets population.
The other two thirds of the planets population, consisting of brilliant leaders and the workers who actually do the physical work, lived safely on their planet, having tricked the other supposedly useless third of the entire population into leaving. They said the planet was going to die and said you lot go first and we'll be right behind you in another two ARK ships as the first thing we will really want on a new home planet is a good haircut.
Trouble is the remaining two thirds got wiped out by a virulent disease contracted from a dirty telephone :D
maybe the world needs bb contestants :-#
burgerman:
--- Quote from: Lord Shagg-Pyle on June 11, 2009, 00:04:57 ---
--- Quote from: richo on June 10, 2009, 21:28:20 ---What makes me laugh about BB is that the people going in are surpposed to be normal people of everyday life.
Will i for one have never met anyone that even comes close to any of them on the streets of Britain.
--- End quote ---
You are very very fortunate! Virtually every person I meet during my working day is either a potential BB inmate or Jeremy Kyle guest speaker!
Still, I suppose I should be grateful. They keep me in work! :roll:
--- End quote ---
Come out for a shift on the trains then :lol:
Little-Green-Machine:
Either that or throw hornets nests down the chimney and lock the doors? :twisted:
V8MoneyPit:
--- Quote from: Chris Putt on June 16, 2009, 16:40:27 ---I was trying to work out whether I would enjoy rubbing honey into my own eyes, then agitating a bees nest whilst trapping my left arm in a food blender and repeatedly beating myself in the face with a lumphammer would be more or less pleasurable than watching BB. The answer was............I would enjoy it more. In fact I came to the conclustion that having my ears violated by a drill at the same time would also prevent me from hearing it as well- making sure that I would not have to suffer it.
--- End quote ---
A work of literary genius..... and damn funny too :lol: :clap:
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