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V8MoneyPit:
Short skirts and tall Land Rovers don't mix. Nice for the onlooker, but she'll dump you instantly  :D

hobbit:
Had some bird in a little along side me sometime back, and the lightweight was chuffing like a two stroke out of the exhaust, she was complaining about it going into her car, I told her she had two ways of dealing with it, 1 gas mask, 2 close the windows

She just laughed and drove off

marjan:

--- Quote from: Disco Matt on April 22, 2009, 21:46:58 ---Not that I have noticed. It does an excellent job of demolishing chav machismo however as they never seem inclined to try to cut me up or expect me to reverse...  :twisted:

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Yep, I"ve found that a blip on the throttle of my 3.0 V6 Shogun usually makes the Chav in his Corsa/206/Clio shrink into his bucket seat at the lights  :D :D :D

andycwb:

--- Quote from: Disco Matt on April 22, 2009, 21:46:58 ---Not that I have noticed. It does an excellent job of demolishing chav machismo however as they never seem inclined to try to cut me up or expect me to reverse...  :twisted:

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Funny that.  No one ever cuts me up when I'm driving the Dakar.


--- Quote from: mkzshogun on April 23, 2009, 19:26:41 ---Yep, I"ve found that a blip on the throttle of my 3.0 V6 Shogun usually makes the Chav in his Corsa/206/Clio shrink into his bucket seat at the lights  :D :D :D

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Yeah, the Rover V8 has a similar effect.  Works on teenagers who think it's fun to cross the road slowly so you have to slow down as well.

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