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crazymac:
Yeh, you can taste the sarcasm!! :police:
Lord Shagg-Pyle:
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--- Quote from: Lord Shagg-Pyle on March 26, 2009, 13:09:59 ---Amazing what they can do these days! Genetic enginering? I'm all for it if you can now get a goat that has Landy running gear! What does it run on? Do you leave it out to graze over night?
Hmm, this could be the new thing. There is already a Suzuki Rhino. How about a Toyota Landcruiserleopard? All the off road ability with extra speed! Excellent idea! Time to buy a remote island and start a few experiments! Mwahahahaha!
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And this man is patrolling our streets catching the crooks and protecting the innocent...... be afraid, be very afraid :P :lol:
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It could be worse. I could be stormy petreling the streets, crotching the cats and prodding the incontinent. We have to do something to keep the crime figures up, especially after the latest from the Home Office, or the Palace of Ultimate Idiocy as we call it.
Apparently in this recession, drink and drug related crime will drop, as people can't afford to buy the booze and gear to get get wasted.
Politicians! Finger on the pulse as ever!
The new policy to bring burglary figures down is to ask each householders to leave all valuable items out on the doorstep, thus crooks won't break into houses, therefore not a burglary. Simple!
Ok, one of the above statements is false, but which one?
Bishops Finger:
Tigers and Panthers make good off road vehicles...although you needed to keep the Tigers warm through the night in case the Ibex farmers crept up on them just before dawn.... :shock:
boss:
im all up for a bit of scarcasm and all was funny but back on topic :lol:
ibexs' are an increadibly well thought out vehicles, the bonnets are sloped forward so you can get a little better look at whats in front of you, they also have centre mounted winches to give you a slightley better pull. if i had the mula i wouldnt hesitate in getting one!
Eds one was probibly the better one ive seen, scrapiron extreme kit, tuned TD5, simex on mach 5s wand arbs disgustingly good offroad but i think im right in saying he sold it to fund his bowler, havnt seen him in aaaaaaaaaages so im not sure in whats what.
Lord Shagg-Pyle:
--- Quote from: boss on March 26, 2009, 19:00:30 ---im all up for a bit of scarcasm and all was funny but back on topic :lol:
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Back on topic,mmm
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