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psalm 23 revisited

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loyalduke:
BROWN IS MY SHEPHERD, I SHALL NOT WORK.

HE LEADETH ME BESIDE STILL FACTORIES
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HE RESTORETH MY FAITH IN THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY.

HE GUIDETH ME TO THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT.

YEA, THOUGH I WAIT FOR MY DOLE,

I OWN THE BANK THAT REFUSES ME.

BROWN HAS ANOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES,

MY EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY INCOME,

SURELY, POVERTY AND HARD LIVING WILL FOLLOW ME ALL THE DAYS OF HIS TERM.

FROM HENCE  FORTH , WE WILL LIVE ALL THE DAYS

OF OUR LIVES IN A  RENTED HOME WITH AN OVERSEAS LANDLORD.

I AM GLAD I AM BRITISH, I AM GLAD THAT I AM FREE.

BUT I WISH I WAS A DOG AND BROWN  WAS A TREE.

Lord Shagg-Pyle:
Excellent! Here endeth today's lesson!

Boddle:
 :lol:

KingWolf:
 :clap: :clap: :clap: How very true...!!!

Mark.

Sider:
Shall we petition number 10 to include it in the revised new edition of the Bible?? :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol:

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