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Disco Matt:
Yep, the Disco is wider inside. If you think about it they both have the same track, but the Disco has the bodywork covering the whole width while the Defender has those extended arches to cover the tyres.
Never had trouble banging my elbows in mine, and I'm 6ft tall and big with it.
landmannnn:
There is a simple cure.
1 Wait until it is raining (won't have to wait long) and put on your favorite jeans and T shirt
2 Go and lie on your driveway (or someone else's)
3 Stay there for one hour
4 Lightly rap your knuckles with a hammer
5 Spray WD 40 into your left ear
6 Dab some grease on your (favorite) t shirt
7 Rap yourself sharply on your thumb with a heavy spanner
8 Wipe the blood on your jeans.
9 It should be dark now so go and get your toolbox.
10 Empty your toolbox on your front lawn
11 Now collect your tools without a torch
12 Now get your wallet out and rip up a couple of tenners
13 Go indoors, sit on the sofa, receive verbal assault
14 Buy something on ebay you don't need (minimum £30)
15 Now go back out again and tear up any fivers in your wallet
16 Repeat this three times a week for a month
If you have made it this far you are ready to buy an old land rover. If not, think again.
Gordo:
It's not getting any better...
I thought that insurance for a Defender might be a problem owing to having no No Claim Bonus to use - but it's a reasonable £300ish (Comp) or £400 (TPFT).
Then there's my narrow gateway: No point getting one if it won't fit though. I've found that they're ~1.7m wide, and my gate is ~2m.
I'm turning in to my Dad - but with him it's Jaguars.
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TwoSheds:
--- Quote from: landmannnn on February 19, 2009, 21:35:19 ---There is a simple cure.
1 Wait until it is raining (won't have to wait long) and put on your favorite jeans and T shirt
2 Go and lie on your driveway (or someone else's)
3 Stay there for one hour
4 Lightly rap your knuckles with a hammer
5 Spray WD 40 into your left ear
6 Dab some grease on your (favorite) t shirt
7 Rap yourself sharply on your thumb with a heavy spanner
8 Wipe the blood on your jeans.
9 It should be dark now so go and get your toolbox.
10 Empty your toolbox on your front lawn
11 Now collect your tools without a torch
12 Now get your wallet out and rip up a couple of tenners
13 Go indoors, sit on the sofa, receive verbal assault
14 Buy something on ebay you don't need (minimum £30)
15 Now go back out again and tear up any fivers in your wallet
16 Repeat this three times a week for a month
If you have made it this far you are ready to buy an old land rover. If not, think again.
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